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RobMc

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  1. Go get em, good luck
  2. I love myself I think I'm grand I go to bed and hold my hand
  3. Rat droppings, one on it's way to you Bud.
  4. Wuff
  5. Hell my tits are that big, but the bulge in his pants is too big for me, definitely photoshop
  6. An unfortunate choice of words, or a wish
  7. Any chance of us crowdfunding a repeat ????
  8. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/military-ranks-such-as-rifleman-and-guardsman-could-be-scrapped/ar-BB1dsfJH?ocid=mailsignout&li=AAnZ9Ug More lunacy
  9. Snowflake Therapy To prove that old Rob worries about this terrible disease, that appears worse than covid, I’m going to try and help you poor affected souls recover. I’ll break it into sections for revision, and for those who don’t speak English fuck you, there ain’t no interpreters (first lesson lol). It’s a type of cognitive therapy, delivered in my own subtle gentle way to ease you back into the real world slowly. Soon you’ll be saying things like ‘you cunt’, and ‘FU’ with the rest of them without any offence implied or taken, a life changing event. From my observations (when sober) most snowflakes seem to live in towns and cities, where the environment is suited to this lifestyle. The following teachings are your new gospel (no offence to religion {wtf?}), learn them well. Your rights as a human being You have no fucking rights Basics For anyone to survive and prosper there are 3 basic things, water, food and shelter. Water This falls out of the sky, that is not magic pixie dust on you, it is not scented, filled with gas, or lovingly gathered from a moonpool in an exotic garden. Without this stuff that goes into your Latte’s, Coke, make up and champagne you cannot survive more than 3 weeks. Food Amazingly does not come from a supermarket, Fish and Chicken are not naturally covered in breadcrumbs, nor steak in chunks. Food is seasonal to where you live, you won’t believe me but your grandparents grew big and strong without beans flown in from Egypt and Kumquat. Shelter People outside cities consider flats and apartments as spaces they would keep their tools. Shelter is keeping warm and dry while you sleep and cook. The following are non essential to human beings :- WiFi, Celebrities, Take Aways, Burger and Chicken restaurants, cars, holidays, mobile phones, TV and Radio etc etc etc So Enrol on Robs ‘Cold Turkey’ course for a full cure Day 1 Morning ‘How not to be offended’ :- Rob, Wildthing and Fry will spend a full morning trying to be offensive,this will give you a feeling you can cope with everything thrown at you in the future, if you pay extra we’ll toss in Recoillz. Afternoon Analysis of the morning, how do you feel? – stress counselling session, we then move on to being assertive and aggressive. Drawing on the idiots expertise in these matters we start with calling people a hacker, then move gradually to FU and hopefully end by spitting and snarling at some weasel who drinks mochas, don’t you feel better now? We then retire for the night with a drinking session and porn film (donated by Rugger from his collection). Day 2 Food (all day session) We begin with pointing out the cost and inadequacy of snowflake cuisine, artisan goods and gourmet shite. Weedn’Feed will give a gardening demonstration with real vegetables and how to preserve them without freezers. Hunter1948 will help you gut a deer and prepare it for the table J3st3r will demonstrate killing chickens with an axe, how we all laugh at them running around headless I will demonstrate fish gutting and how to cut off their heads ‘so the little eyes are not watching you’ This is the first stage of returning to the real world, not thinking you’re an expert on the countryside because you watch David Attenborough and jog in the park. Or thinking that because you have a degree in colour grading wild flowers you are superior to anyone else. Conversations in the future will be eye to eye, not zoom. You should now be ready for your first game on our servers, FU
  10. 45 kill streak ??? you ha..., shit can't say that, I'll be banned , just speaking nonsense as usual, well played snow white, how did your dwarves do?
  11. Girls ????? you reminiscing ???
  12. Rob is naturally 'HOT' no sauce needed girls
  13. FU Crack, I'm getting a shitload of points here fckr, if I can get someone to hurt anothers feelings daily I can show that f....g dealer what it is to really lose at blackjack Any volunteer snowflakes waiting in the wings ???
  14. Oh I don't disagree with you if it is a personal attack and persistent, that is definitely wrong, and surprise buddy but the reason that I never play on ftag1 now is for precisely that reason, I got a torrent of real bad abuse night after night by one player who the admin told to 'be a good boy', and of course never did. Didn't bother me at all, I'm thick skinned, but it spoilt the fun on the server with this one particular player there, so I went back to WAW, lmfao when he turned up on MW2 one day and I whopped his arse so bad he left in a ragequit and never returned. The mw2 server is fun BECAUSE of the banter, both verbal and written, long may the adult theme continue there, if you don't like it don't play there, it's for big boys (and Wildthing) not wimps. Perhaps 'The new Rob' should return to ftag1 sometime so you can kick my ass and that Darth fckr can use me as a pin cushion?, then you can hear some real personal abuse
  15. If I paid for the beer, and invited a few of you round, could you do my kitchen ?
  16. You playing there much ???? Come on @Sally fight back
  17. Yeeeha!
  18. That's fine Boss, you know me I don't like Drama , like to keep myself to myself ? Nope no drama, the quiet life for me as an idiot is the ideal life I may pop in now and again with the odd post Quiet Rob you'll all remember me by, never said a word in anger, liked fluffy bunnies and Teddy's No interest at all in arguments, kept himself to himself Was not in the least interested in what was going on around him An idiot to the end Luv and Kisses Rob
  19. That's great to hear, so much for those who said the new mod was crap eh?? ps How do we tell them apart?? 1 & 2 ?
  20. Hey @ShinyAbsol how come you're not a member anymore?, just curious
  21. Give her one of these while you're playing ?? Man.jfif
  22. Did we ever 'fall in?', lmao, surest way to get a reaction from you is tease Mik or Kenny FU Shiny keep your virtual lovers on Ftag1
  23. He says that about every player who doesn't rush to his aid and defrost him dear, if you can't talk use the keyboard, let ol Rob make a bind for you, try this :- 'Fuck off Recoillz you m'fkr, stick your defrost up your ass, go play with yourself not me' He'll understand that and will bind and form a relationship with you
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