RobMc

Hey buddy bashing me is cool, much like my dogging appendage is a lot of the time, especially now the willy warmers are on Ebay. There is no trouble finding it in summer, but the winters can be a problem, I mean I haven't seen my toes for 20 years.

OMG I give up, it's under jokes, dogging, 22 watching ??????

Not what it used to be for selling, due to lockdown I put my little used dogging gear up for sale a month ago, not 1 bid, but 22 people watching ??????

Better you than me mate

I'm getting goosebumps just reading all your stories, so this appears not to be uncommon does it?

For the most part you are detailing how it should be, you are obviously a law abiding citizen, but some of your facts are incorrect. I have had a couple of opportunities to buy guns abroad, and once not even buy, we picked them off a stockpile, if we ever meet I'll tell you. There are many illegal firearms still being held which were brought back as war souvenirs, e.g. about 30 years ago a neighbour had a working lee enfield propped up in his hall, every amnesty more appear. You are absolutely incorrect about only criminals owning hand guns, I personally have met two people who still legally carry them, for a very good reason which I won't divulge, both ordinary citizens. I know for a fact that 24 hours a day every day of the year, at least two armed patrol cars are on duty patrolling the north east. This is for a very good reason, I am incredulous at your statement about not knowing of any gun crime in the NE, there is, why do you think they're there?

Wow, one of the things that impresses me is the reliability of the witnesses and the camera footages, our own examples are in line with that it seems.

Was watching a paranormal programme last night and I must admit some of the footage was spooky, especially the nightwalkers in the USA, any idiots seen anything (not drunk or stoned), I'm interested. My Irish background leans me towards the spirit world, especially Bushmills, does anyone live in a haunted house?? Is anyone there ? knock once for yes, twice for no.

I hate putting comments like this in a non political forum but I disagree, the USA is not falling down, you should be proud, it is still a good country with good people. You only have to see the patriotism in these forums and the fact that apart from the odd asshole most people are lovely. However what I see, and may not be obvious to you now is the weird reverse political roadmap every 4 years, it is costing your country a fortune. Every time a new President is elected he reverses 180 degrees the previous incumbents policies. This does not happen in Europe, we prefer gradual change even if we hate things (aka human rights act). Kneejerk politics to say 'I'm right and you were wrong' is not the way to go for any sensible party. One very interesting fact is that in the list of democratic countries in the world the USA (and UK) has a low ranking, makes you think. You're all very welcome to give us it back, if you have any gold or jewels left give us a ring, if not leave a message, we'll get back to you

ffs The King of understatement A bit like the worlds fattest man saying I like a little nibble now and again ? Well said Merlin, don't cater to individual likes and want's

WhiteDragon is human?? wow?

I am indeed, unfortunately my shadow now keeps the street cool in heatwaves

ps Bet this is like one of Ruggers or J3st3rs 'Vacuum cleaner salesmen' films, full of you know what? 'Debbie does plumbing'

@GhostfaceJim found one for you buddy, it's got everything, no action, no plot and is romantic, not too soon for your Xmas list? Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties Released: 1993 Platform: Panasonic 3DO Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is an adult-oriented “romantic comedy” graphic adventure game/dating sim developed and published by Kirin Entertainment for the 3DO Interactive Multiplayer. The reception to the game played a large part in the failure of the 3DO console, which was already struggling at the time of the game’s release. The game stars Edward J. Foster and Jeanne Basone as John and Jane, two people who are being pressured by their respective parents to go out and find a spouse. The player’s task is to get John and Jane together. The game’s title is a good indication of just how terrible it would be and didn’t exactly help to promote sales. Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties plays essentially like a DVD menu or PowerPoint presentation, with very little interaction or skill required. With a poorly written script, terrible acting, and an absurdly sexist storyline the game is one of the worst to ever be released.

? wtf were you horny ? this must be a role playing game like the Welsh favourite 'shag the sheep'? @baldie has some great cheats for this if you pm him.

Happy birthday you old fart , have a great day buddy

I've fried in butter my entire life with things like steaks despite all the health experts saying it kills you, well I'm still alive?

That's the effect you have on men dear

Oh Oh, I sense trouble ?

Be gentle with him my dear, my buddy is more used to wrestling grizzlies, try to teach him how civilised people act, like TBB, hold on now not a great example, but you know what I mean ? Introduce him gradually to things like Walmart, he'll be wanting to shoot every pet he sees I'll bet, the neighbours may take umbrage to their skins drying in the sun. Is he still sleeping outside or have you built a kennel for him? don't let him into bed cos like most critturs once there you never get rid of them. You will make a lovely couple.

ffs, when I read the title I thought you'd murdered someone?

I bought it and updated immediately to the Stihl, my life is transformed, those bitches calling themselves neighbours will never take the piss out of autumn again, roll on the spring, the turbo version is mindblowing (get it?)

Bitch

What fantastic news, cheered me up, great news buddy.

OMG Nacho ??