RobMc

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Hammer ?, every idiot will be wondering this, is your wife really clever ??????

Irish Aviation As they approached the Dublin air field, the tower heard: PILOT - Bejeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings I ever did, Shamus. CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !! PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go'put de engines in reverse !! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !! PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down full !! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat too, Paddy !! PILOT - An den stomp an der brakes as hard as ye can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad !!! CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, Paddy, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can. So, as the wheels touched the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stomped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all of his soul. The brakes screeched, the tires squealed, and there was smoke everywhere. But, to the relief of all the passengers, as they untangled themselves from the overhead baggage and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to a stop just a few meters from the end of the runway!!! As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!" Shamus replied: "Yes, Paddy, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"

Last time we tried it only me Beers and Ricko played? most didn't like the maps but ctf is great with lots of players.

Nice, how many eyes you got ?????

Thank you for this evidence information, you will shortly receive a request from a buddy, a Nigerian prince who needs to get his millions out of the country. All you need to do to earn your share is transfer $10,0000 to Rob's account in the Cayman Islands and I'll be back when ready for more.

Very few will get this lol?

There's nothing wrong with both my heads ?????

FFS, those pizzas must be the Italian version of 'fortune cookies' But unfortunately true, most people associate certain jobs and nice clothes with intelligence, complete bollocks, they also confuse the ability to learn what others have written or done with intelligence. Who is the cleverest human, someone that can use tools, diagnose complicated problems (such as medicine), programme computers, write in good grammar (for understanding) etc etc, or who has a Phd in Star Trek studies?, beam me up Scotty I've a job awaiting me.

And that's new for you ?????

So is your favourite rock band AC/DC ?

If your sound card uses third party software you may need to configure that, and make sure onboard sound is turned off in the bios.

Poor girls disappointed ?

Longer than your porn fckr

I daren't do it in case it crashes.

Yea but with our memories now, we can't remember the f....g fantasies ?????

Get hold of this guy Rugger, he can help us, I realise we won't have many left but wtf?, I might win, hats off to this man.

Eskimo

Yea interesting, doing the quizzes I learnt that the smell of new mown grass is a defence mechanism. Even more interesting is that if plants have feelings wtf are vegans gonna eat now, the cruel bastards, lmfao. Save the world now fckrs

It's that small eh?

Uses his left hand of course ?