RobMc

Now I know you're dyslexic but that's 7 foot, 7 stone would be a two year old where you live ?? , I don't know why you don't think I don't know where you are, clean that kitchen. So you can't get tv or radio, you live in a desert, presume your internet is by satellite? You've told us you like to masturbate and we understand, we're getting it loud and clear that you're a wanker? I'm beginning to warm to you, we could have lots of fun, if you send me some rattlesnakes for my buddy EC I'll teach you how to spell. Uncle Rob

Good FU That means 'how are you' next time you meet one, hopefully a 7' Gorilla fresh out of prison lol.

Getting too much for you 'Old Boy' ????? Due to the fact we're not allowed firearms here in the UK (despite killing half the world), a massive airgun industry has grown up here, check out some of the Youtube sites (ignore the commentators), most guys now who are serious buy compressors. Diving bottles and handpumps do the job but are a pain in the ass, the accuracy of some of these weapons is incredible mainly due of course to no recoil.

Hell I'm game if you'll hold the tail up ?

What I can't understand (I agree with you by the way) is having built these why aren't we putting covid cases in them and keeping them away from the main hospitals, makes sense to me, but then I am an idiot?

They might consider him as a packed lunch, for when they get the munchies ?? Nice to see

Wow I thought bears were bad enough, anything else nasty in your back yard?

What was your address again ???

Shit, I must have been vaccinated already ??

You have a girlfriend ????? What's it like ?????

What a shit stirrer, drop him Shiny stick to Mik

Hence the title @kenmen, Harold Shipman was a doctor who killed hundreds of his patients by lethal injection, by the way I said you'd volunteer to test the first batch fckr?

His cell mate

Hard luck girls

I'll remember him forever As a tax evader and a man who continually spouted about how much he loved Scotland - but wouldn't go near it?

I used to be his stand in when he did bedroom scenes

Oh dear?, in our current snowflake world this is the result:- Your parents were abusive and were not encouraging you to see how serious the world really is? You obviously need counselling to recover from this trauma In an ideal world your assigned social worker should have at the first signs of mirth given you up for adoption, your parents were obviously politically incorrect. However compounding the matter you are now embroiled with a similar person, aka Shiny, no good will come of this, enjoying each others company must stop. The only way forward now would be to embrace the teachings of the God 'Greta Thunberg', a wise and clever sage ( gorgeous too). Give up your tools and learn how to recycle plastic, push whales off the beach and similar good things. Make Shiny renounce her harem, then every week realise your place in our world by whipping each other until tears come flowing (She'll enjoy this bit). All is not lost my boy, we can get back on the true snowflake path with faith and flagellation, you know it makes sense. Uncle Rob

You are a great couple with a great sense of humour, well done.

So tempted, so so tempted, but the new Rob is an angel ?

So your friend has a bird of prey centre? does he have a perch for Shiny ??? she seems to be collecting 'boi' idiots.

So it is a poodle?

Rosie deny everything, say it is a 'stand in', Stormy Daniels or a friend, I thought you were great ,but the donkey needs more training?

You sure?, you look gorgeous is it a poodle?

You think I sleep ????