RobMc

Beware fellow idiots, the four of the apocalypse are nothing compared to the combined presence of our very own. I should have guessed this tragic event, told by soothsayers in the idiot past, first hxtr returns, then fldmarshal and finally hammer. It is foretold that their combined powers will wreak havoc in the idiot kingdom, we need a brave white night to confront them, someone who all men fear and quake before. I suggest @ShinyAbsol

OMG look what's happened, we've awoken the conspiracy theory God, the end of the world is nigh [again]?

After researching this subject thoroughly on google the author wishes to apologise to his customers for the late, and cold, pizzas, normal service will be resumed shortly {just cold}. ps just teasing, I know your background

Now this is going to amaze anyone who reads these forums, because me and @FLDMARSHAL have had many 'fallings out' over the last few years. But, and it's a big but, as Sharpe (the nerd) points out, most of it appears to be the truth, it is not political, all he has done is cut and paste some articles. As I say to all the snowflakes who want me banned, just don't fucking read it, he in his own twisted perverted way is trying to help the idiots, should be given a medal not removed. And therapy

You may find in your research Shiny that a guy called @Darth Revan will claim to have knifed me 6 times today, this is of course 'false news'.

??? Even Jim couldn't fix it

Hey now, Jimmy Saville was my babysitter

Make it 10

I shouldn't be telling you this but I use a ball wired mouse (have to search hard for them now) you may laugh but I play on sniper servers where you need precise control, no comparable types for this type of use.

OK, which idiot pissed him off???

Love the shape, but getting increasingly worried that every photo we've ever had seems to be in mens toilets?? do you want to tell us anything ?

Do we take it that normally it's boys ????

Am I rotund ? I'm spherical my boy, but come now, that was a 'snack'? no no, that was a meal for 4, haggis yuk.

Diet is going to ratshit? Healthful ?

I've just been given my first winter heating allowance so can afford it?

Haggis ? I can never understand how offal mixed with raw grains, wrapped up in intestines can be considered 'yummy'? tastes awful to me.

Yes but penicillin got rid of it thank God.

OMG at this rate you won't make Monday let alone Christmas, calm down my boy

Hell I'm not that pretty

You need to store the water underground to prevent it evaporating (serious) where you live it is the most precious thing, don't know how much money you have but ideally :- An underground reservoir or an artesian well definitely top priority, need it to grow food, fuck showers An electrical supply wind + solar with a battery storage A telescope to view the contrails That's it, you'll be ready for anything I've been in a few deserts, the sex life ain't great, you may be interested in one of my overcoats ? might have one available soon, we're in lockdown and the parks are closing. ps noted the above, but times move on, since you were last here Crack has given up dope and become a pastor, and Budman finally came out of the closet and is madam of his local bordello, both are very happy, Bud does special offers at weekends. pps We might not make Christmas

We all genuinely miss you, but poor Rugger, every time he gives you a chance you go far too far, it's great to see your sense of humour/humor hasn't changed, hope you last until at least Christmas.

I was imagining you babysitting your niece :- 'Aunty Shiny can I have an ice cream?' 'No fuck off'

Follow the contrails and you shall find truth hxtr chapter 1 verse 4

I jsut gessued

Now I know you're dyslexic but that's 7 foot, 7 stone would be a two year old where you live ?? , I don't know why you don't think I don't know where you are, clean that kitchen. So you can't get tv or radio, you live in a desert, presume your internet is by satellite? You've told us you like to masturbate and we understand, we're getting it loud and clear that you're a wanker? I'm beginning to warm to you, we could have lots of fun, if you send me some rattlesnakes for my buddy EC I'll teach you how to spell. Uncle Rob