RobMc

My mules seem very happy

Hey now I may be an idiot but every fckr who's ever had dinner knows Turkeys are a yellow colour and give off steam, don't try pulling the wool over old Robs eyes fckr, besides which I know for a fact they've all been eaten at thanksgiving and our supplies will dwindle in 3 days. So until the next batch from 'Turkey' where they grow, don't try palming your horrible dirty looking pigeons off as edible.

I know that silly, they are at the side of the street otherwise cars would hit them, I'm not an idiot ? You look like you have big pigeons in the USA so you need big trees, if you go to Canada they have plenty to spare. 25 miles before the next trees eh?, plant now and save the world, hug a tree and let it know you love it, be at one with nature, like Rob, ignore the neighbours screams and police sirens as you walk the streets naked, just as nature intended, I'm doing my bit what about you?

wtf ? most streets have trees ?

Ex EPA ?

Replies ; Rob - yea that's funny Snowflakes - that is disgusting, exploiting the naivety of indigenous people and mocking them. @the baron - they are great with mayonnaise @ShinyAbsol - what is hard working ? sounds fun

Yea @Sonovabich we miss you, don't let the haters win.

But I hate him ????

What a night it was, I look forward to it every year, the annual get together of the SDS (Small Dick Society), affiliated with the WOC (USA) (Weiner Owners Club) and the DD (Australia) Dingo Donglers. Sad to see the Donglers no longer have a true society since Sheila the tranny got in the family way, never ever found the culprit. It was the proudest moment of my life when I was erected (see footnote) as President of the society for outstanding performance. Something swelled inside me when the secretary announced ‘Would all members please be upstanding for our President’, you could hear the zips straining outside. It was a great turn out, It’s always puzzled me why we didn’t attract more lady members, although we have the two girls from Thailand. We’d been pestered for months by telephone by some lady who used to say ‘Are you in yet? ‘, chuckle and put the phone down, despite assurances that we were, strange? We welcomed our guest speaker from Canada ‘Wayne’, he is interested in forming a Canadian branch and had flown over to see what was required. He adequately fits the criteria to join (quick shuftie in mens toilets) indeed he over exceeds it, some fellow members were jealous. Strangely Wayne, from St. Johns New Brunswick wished to go incognito under his normal name @WeednFeed, no problems Wayne we will respect your wishes. We rolled around at his tales of how he used to attract women by stuffing his home grown gherkins down his pants before a dance, oh how we laughed at his trickery. He described the additional problems of a cold climate and how it was better to squat than stand at the toilet, we’ve all done that Wayne (St John’s, New Brunswick, Canada) I was embarrassed at winning the top prize in the raffle, a gold plated magnifying glass, and protested it must have been a ‘fiddle’. I was assured this was not the case and they had used the dealer from a well known Blackjack site for honest and fair dealings. We all happily trooped off home, ready for the next exciting meeting, what more is there in life??? Apologies for the occasional ‘r’ instead of ‘l’, due to a sticky keyboard.

What's a friend ?

Pervert

Wide angle

Aw Rosie, what time shall we meet??, I'll shower, don't tell Dot she gets jealous

@Timmah!, the best time saving tool in the kitchen is a wife, available on good Thai websites, but check the goods before purchase

Is it Deathmatch??

Oh, I haven't finished yet Wayne

Way back in the mists of time, when Weed was just going into chickens (keeping them, not what he did before that) he decided to dedicate one of his fields to chicken farming, he'd heard the profits were good, he got everything ready then phoned a supplier:- Weed - 'Can you send me 200 of your finest hens, I'm starting an egg business' Supplier - 'Certainly sir, should be with you Tuesday' Tuesday afternoon - Weed ' Hello again sir, could you send me another 200 hens please' Supplier - 'Why certainly sir, you must be really pleased with the first lot?' Weed - 'They're all dead' Supplier- 'WHAT? dead?????, I'm terribly sorry the next 200 will be free, there by Friday' Friday Afternoon - Weed - ' Hello Sir, that lot are dead too' Supplier - ' I can't understand it, I checked them personally, all healthy, I know you're just beginning but do you think you're doing something wrong??' Weed - 'Could be Sir, I'm either planting them too deep, or too far apart'

In the meantime here's a video I took of Weed at milking time, he's a great host did the wife straight after

Oh I'll get my revenge won't I ?? tell him Budman, give me a week.

You fckr lol

A healthy English breakfast I'm having for lunch, photos not great but it's Black Pudding (blood pudding), Beef sausage and Mushrooms with a good healthy coat of butter, all with freshly baked gluten free bread (hot), Timmah ?

Shiny, KFC, pizzas and McDonalds do not count for the UK dear, think of foods you don't eat (like fresh Veg), yes my darling people really do eat Broccoli, it's not a flower.

This hypocrisy brought to you from the nation that gave you frogs legs, snails, horse meat and sauces to disguise it all

Yea saw your link, it was the top I meant, yes aluminium was indeed rare, no one ever thinks gold could go the same way but if huge deposits were found it would go down in price. Copper is the thing that surprises me, the price has rocketed over the last few years, your grannies old pans and ornaments are worth more melted down than antiques.

Yea makes a big difference to the taste, hence corn fed chickens, I have been a regular rabbit eater all my life, stinks when cooking but makes great stews and curries, problem nowadays is a lot are diseased which puts you off. Another f.....g politically correct bit of nonsense, when I was a kid every butchers had rabbits and game hanging outside, then Europe banned it and no more displays. However go to Europe and have they stopped, have they fuck, glad we're out.