MikZzona

I've been allergic to new mown grass my whole life, can tell that's an efficient defence mechanism as far as I'm concerned!

Guess I should have hit on that 20 as well!

Guess I should have hit on that 20

Hi Jim welcome! It might be easier for you to post this as a separate topic in the introduction forum
You can find it here: https://www.xtremeidiots.com/forums/forum/10-introductions/
 

Happy birthday to you both! @Darth Revan I know that you will like the present I have in mind for you 🗡️🗡️

That album was part of my routine this summer when I went hiking, I'd blast it in the car on the way there and just store up the energy before hiking. Some pretty kick-ass songs there! Awake is still my go-to album from them though. 🤟

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.. 
He had a large pond in the back. 
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach  trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't  been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket  to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. 
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' 
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'


Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

Rotation #9a   21 maps   put in rotation 11 13 20 by Pengy
map mp_wg_beta map mp_brokenroad map mp_d2c map mp_depot_n map mp_vertical map mp_fart_house_v2 map mp_broadcast2 map mp_fav map mp_flemishtown map mp_hhk_basra map mp_cod4_torn map mp_coldfront map mp_meanstreet2 map mp_mohdv4 map mp_montargis4 map mp_noobville map mp_pheasantrun map mp_uphill map mp_tigertown_v2 map mp_winter_bakaara map mp_cassino 
 
Server restarted @ 11:32 a.m. EST by Pengy
Enjoy!

🐷 Oinks for Points! 🐷

Beware fellow idiots, the four of the apocalypse are nothing compared to the combined presence of our very own. I should have guessed this tragic event, told by soothsayers in the idiot past, first hxtr returns, then fldmarshal and finally hammer. It is foretold that their combined powers will wreak havoc in the idiot kingdom, we need a brave white night to confront them, someone who all men fear and quake before.
I suggest @ShinyAbsol

Queue Jimi Hendrix' All Along The Watchtower guitar outro. 

50 likes on my post and I will delete this thread

RIP Derxos... My thoughts go to his family.

Very sorry to read that Dukoo, sorry for your loss. My thoughts are with you and your family.

and then Sally says,  "Oops"    
 

You two are menaces for Clays ffs 😂

I am SO in love with Björk.
(sorry @ShinyAbsol)

Neighborhood watch in Australia

Me, knowing that ice has picked me and he's taking suggestions from the other boys 

Tonight's scrim is on CoD4, Modern Warfare 2 server, all the details are in that thread:
https://www.xtremeidiots.com/...94-mw2-cod4-halloween-scrim/

I'm available if you need a player (on either side, I guess)

Just want to say Thank you again @T-Rat and everyone who helped, I had an awesome time during the scrim and the ensuing mayhem on TS!

well... i could not come because the time was not clear for me.. dont know the Dutch time for 5PM EDT

Gomez, give us strength.

I think Cookie feeds the raisins to that funny looking dog he's holding ?