CW4

Lies, all lies. He drinks water when he ices his bourbon.....

I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $50 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $50 will you buy motorcycle parts? He again said no, he got rid of his sled 15 years ago. So then I said I'll do you better than $50. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $50. He asked me, won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter. I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking or riding motorcycles !

So I walked into Gas Station to get me a coffee and a honey bun. As I walked up, I noticed 2 Police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with our Finest standing RIGHT there?!. But anyways, I minded my business, went inside and got my honey bun. As I was paying for it, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' violent death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire y'all!! She was swinging her arm, running around and going nuts!! When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the squad car. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?! Me, usually minding my own business, asked the Cop what he was arresting her for? He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!