LordOfChaos

  Take time to read. Please take a moment and read all the way to the bottom.
  If you will take the time to read these, I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis:
  Written by Andy Rooney, a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words.   Enjoy.......
 
  I've  learned .... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
I've learned .... That when you're in love, it shows.
  I've learned .... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.
I've learned .... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
  I've learned .... That being kind is more important than being right.
I've learned .... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
I've learned .... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.
  I've learned .... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy  with.
I've learned .... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
I've learned .... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
I've learned .... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned .... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
  I've learned .... That money doesn't buy class.
I've learned .... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned ... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned .... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
  I've learned .... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.
I've learned .... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
I've learned .... That the easiest way for  me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
I've learned .... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
I've  learned .... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
I've learned ... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
I've learned .... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.
I've learned .... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
  I've learned .... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
I've learned .... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his  little fist, that you're hooked for life.
I've learned .... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
I've learned ....  That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
  To all of you.... Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
 
It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you  consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!   Now send this to every friend you have!! And to your family.
 
This was sent to me by a friend
 

Yes this is VERY COOL!!!  We are the stewards to this planet, and rule over all animals.  We must care for them when wee upset their habitat. 
 
Coodoos on you for doing the right thing. 
 
I once had a simular thing with a baby Raccoon.  Trust me... be happy with 13 baby squirels, rather than one Raccoon!!!
 
And like GatorGirl says... WE WANT PICS!!!!!

Having given this matter a great deal of extended thought, I have absolutely nothing to say about it.

Over my head... I understand what roflmao means ((rolling on the floor laughing my ass (or arse) off)) however I'm sure it's a positive post coming from NORESPECT4U... Couldn't imagine him posting anything negative towards a fellow XI member... Your thought's Skuz?
 
 
Take care...

Uhhhmmmm. I dont get it

You threw it too far I think

Great choice! Congrats Matt! Thanks for all your help and support in the past. I hope things are better with jr.

Have a great year!

Thanks bud. Needed that.

Bonne fete!! Ca fait quoi? 70 ans? Lol

Bonne fete!! Ca fait quoi? 70 ans? Lol

I'm wondering what Joe is advising us not to lick the sauce off of?

 
Wow, I was away for a couple of days due to work and I was really concerned about people not remembering  Pete's b-day. It happens all the time and the Pimp is getting depressed. This is a big surprise and a great honor. Thank you very much Rugger, thank you all XI ( and happy b-day Pete lol)
 
This is not intended to be an acceptance speech BTW. We all know that hxtr can only read and process monosyllables, and other members (like Pete and TBB) have learning disabilities (jk :-)  Just wanted to say that May has been a great month for my family: won't get into details tonight, but I will say that our son, Joe Jr is now healthier and happier than ever. 
 
Cheers
Joe 

Sorry its a couple days late, I was out getting stupid drunk for a couple days then paying
 
 
Congrats Joe on becoming the MOTM for May 2015, he has been a member of the clan since Moby Dick was a minnow and I love the dedication he has for the clan no matter the drama or BS that's going on he see's through it and knows the world is not gonna end and has a great look out on life. Thanks for the support over the years and hope you continue to support the clan for many years to come. 

Congratulations LOC. It doesn't seem like a day over 10 years.  

Lol Hxtr... um... sorry noone noticed the obvious... this is one very smart snake...
it knew if it bit Hxtr IT would have died from every disease known to man!

Lol Hxtr... um... sorry noone noticed the obvious... this is one very smart snake...
it knew if it bit Hxtr IT would have died from every disease known to man!

Be careful with that little guy. He can fuck you up.

Well there goes any chance of me visiting your back yard

 
I wanted to tack this to HXTRs' quote above.

I'm so old my birth certificate is expired

I'am so old i remember  when mobiedick  was just a minnow .and that's old

MMMMMMmmmmm . . .  white skin . . . . . peaches and cream white? . . .nice.

 
lol... had to check the pic meanwhile, been so long ago that i posted. But thx, thats very nice of u.... ppl often think i am from the UK when we r on vacation, cause when i wear skirt and sneakers and baseballcap i really look like that... plus much white skin

Wow u look just like Fergie... (she's royalty for you yanks)