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STARPICKET

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    STARPICKET reacted to Warface in Dicks Are Getting Smaller   
    are you sure that dicks are geting smaller or maybe the places we put them are getting bigger.I think we should look in the other direction
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    STARPICKET reacted to unionjackk in Dicks Are Getting Smaller   
    I figgure everyting ballances out I mean penis are smaller then they were 50 years ago but hell boobs have gotten bigger in the last 50 years . im just surprissed that politicians arent listed as contributing factors in penis shrinkage or oprah for that matter im sure menny mens members have shrunk and cowered in fear when oprah mentions her book of the month choice. penis may be getting smaller but theres no shortage of dickheads ie politicians meter maids my boss.
    cheers
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    STARPICKET reacted to HarryWeezer in Dicks Are Getting Smaller   
    Good news HXTR - you're not alone...
     
    PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – If size matters, male private parts are shrinking, according to a new Italian study on sexuality. The study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago. The study doesn’t say how the research was conducted or give numbers. But it does provide several reasons for the shrinkage, including: weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol. Researchers also say air pollution has also been shown to “negatively impact penis size.”
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    STARPICKET reacted to CrazyGirl in Crazygirl   
    Just wanted to introduce myself since I have been playing on the Freezetag server for awhile now... I'm Debbie from the great state of Virginia... I work as a beerflow
    Coordinator in the warehouse ofthe MillerCoors Brewery.... I really don't drink alot of beer..just one every now and then...but I have lots of friends since I can get 9 cases a month... 3 free and 6 I can buy for like $7 a case....I collect indian artifacts..mostly arrowheads..and have a few pipes and waterbottles... love most sports... and love to play COD Freezetag... with everyone.... have one dog... Cinnamon a jack russell - border collie mix..and lost my little maltese of 13 years in March .. Thanks for letting me play with you guys... !!!! Ohh and JK... keep that knife to yourself....LOL...
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    STARPICKET reacted to Easy in Holy Shit!   
    Finally, I made into this website. First time since conversion.
     
    Well, I'm Easy, but no so easy. My whole gaming career, I've been known as Easy Target. After joining a clan, there wasn't enough room for "Target" so now I'm just Easy.
     
    Funny story. I was a member of STFU prior to joing XI. I live in Sacramento Ca & a clan member lived a couple of hours away in Reno, Nevada. I had to go just past Reno, NV for a motorcycle race so I called my Clan mate for weather conditions. Via team speak, he gave me his number, but I never knew his name, only by his tag, "Meatslinger" LOL!
     
    So, I ring his house and don't you know, I get the answer machine. See where this is going? Here the stupid ass message I leave on his answer machine. "Hi, I'm looking for Meatslinger. Umm, you all call me Easy. Umm, call me!"
     
    And come to find out, he lives with his mom! LMAO!!!
     
    anyway, see you guys & girls in COD4
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    STARPICKET reacted to Weeder76 in A Little About Me [ Weeder76 ]   
    Well hello their people and Admin's of XI. well here is a little info on me [ Enjoy ]
    First off im a country boy who loves to game - i have been playing PC games for years. my main focus was Xbox 360. well im a Cheap ass and went to PC All the time now [ No monthly fee's ]
    I Just joined the US Army and can not wait what ill be doing is repairing the OH-35D chopper [ Little bird is the name most know by ]
     
    This will be a fun and life changing job to have, not to say most will never even get the chance to do so.
    Next off im a 20 year old Male, Unemployed ATM [ But im in the Army ] all i do is sit on my ass and play video games. True story here. And most are wondering am i fat NO !
     
    My fav game is Fallout new Vegas i have over 4,000 Hr's into that game , second fav game Battlefield 3 / Call of duty series They are all great. but yea in other words i Love games !
     
    So hope you know me enought now but i really want to join XI Gaming community. so yea thanks for letting me post hope to see ya out their and kick ass togeather.
     
     
    PS Sorry for the swearing No other way to explain Me ! [ I Swear Alot ! ] Not too much but alot >: P
     
    Weeder76 Out !!!!!!!
     
    Oh yea here is a pic of me and my pet Raccoon

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    STARPICKET reacted to siDARKde in What Up   
    Hey there to all you xi's. Just wanted to drop in and check out the place. Since it seems most of our members have moved on to dayz. I still can't shake COD. So its been a lot of fun hanging with y'all on the freeze tag servers. I have chatted with many of ya and for those I haven't, I look forward to.
     
    Hang out with a lot of your women;). Brimmy, heelz, angel, Bob Barker.
     
    Anyhow hi and great site and server. I'll drop by on ts sometime. Or y'all just xfire?
     
    Shoot ya soon
    DARK.
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    STARPICKET reacted to FiShMaN in About Us (Intro)   
    About Us
     
     
    »ÐÐÇ« DeathDealerClan was activated in the year 2001 to combat the growing demand of online fighting. Only after intensive training to better our skills on the battlefield were we able to conquer and achieve our goals for what the future had in store for us... Our first line of combat was to draft and deploy as many troops as we could into DeathDealerClans world of online battle. The wars we fought seemed never ending at times, and many soldiers were lost in the line of duty and even some M.I.A... and it seedmed hopeless at times that we could even survive. But the »ÐÐÇ« Clan kept their pride and expertise about them, gathered their resources, and pushed on to gain the wisdom and confidence it took for future battles that were about to become us... We planned to be around for a long time and took caution when we met on the battlefield so »ÐÐÇ« could always be on duty..
     
    After 12 fun and exciting years of DeathDealerClan it is time to retire and look for a new home. (FiShMaN needs to retire lol)... We have a few members that stayed true to their honor and we would like to make XI our new home if you will have us. Most of you know us...we are FiShMaN, CaPiTaN, GoLdShLaG, BoneZ, Ping, Darkfrog, Deadman, Phoenix911 <--- the ones you see alot, and we still have a few more. We have a cod5 server and a cod4 server to donate and many many mods perfected by the ddc we can bring with us. I have modded a bolt action ftag server for cod5 and i have looked into the 1.4 MW2 mod to make it a bit more usermap friendly (MANY NEW MAPS HERE), anyways hope you guys accept us as i have tons of respect for the XI members i have known and just met, thanks for all the games we have had together!
     
    »ÐÐÇ«ÇίÇ.(ƒίﮛђmáη) ...xfire = grashoppa
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    STARPICKET reacted to Sonovabich in The Funniest Scene Ever In A British Comedy   
    Rock on Del boy...classic, slapstick never fails.


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    STARPICKET reacted to PimpedOutPete in Great Commercial...lol   
    You have to love the Japanese... lol
     
     
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82801809/
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    STARPICKET reacted to DramaLlama in Interesting!   
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    STARPICKET reacted to BigPapaDean in Are You Blind? If So Do You Know Why?   
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    STARPICKET reacted to Dukoo in Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Yaah!   
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    STARPICKET reacted to little_old_man in Iphone5..........   
    The really sad thing about the Apple lovers of the world is that they don't realize (or care) that they are being taken advantage of. By design, Apple builds very expensive products that will operate for 2-5 years then stop working. They could build phones that last 10 years or longer, but they would lose billions in the process. Re-releasing products every couple years with new features that were designed a decade ago is the perfect scam. Try getting parts for any Apple product older than 5 years, you can't from Apple. Of course Apple isn't the only one doing it, they all do it. Six months ago I upgraded my family of 5 to HTC Inspire cell phones through AT&T. The phones were free, I had to pay sales tax only. Three of the five phones have had major problems, and one is completely useless. I can pay $5 per month for insurance, but I still lose all of the data on the phone and they replace it with a factory rebuild that (if I'm lucky) will last another year. So I get to pay $500 for a replacement phone.
     
    Before all cell phones went digital, I had an analog Motorola flip phone that worked great for 8 years, rarely had dropped calls and had much better call quality. I only stopped using it when they shut down all of the analog cell networks. No bells and whistles, just a phone which is really all I ever wanted.
     
    We all see or know somebody that has a Ford Model A or T that still runs with the original engine that probably has never been rebuilt. Old Henry made those damn things so they would run forever. I wish modern manufactures would do the same. I don't need new shit every couple years.
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    STARPICKET reacted to hxtr in Iphone5..........   
    Obama bless you all
     
    Read what I said and ignore the profanity. I am telling the truth. Our youth is fucked but like English.... exceptions to every rule. A minority.
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    STARPICKET reacted to hxtr in Iphone5..........   
    Fucking god damn it SOB of a fucking shit of a product to the point of control and manipulation of none thinking people that have not been taught to think for them fucking god damn selves to ask a phone every question they might have and the answer be giving not to a thinking brain but only to satisfy the persons entertainment value rather learning a jack fucking shit of real information meaning they learn FUCKING JACK SHIT rather figuring shit out for the got damn selves and learning from experience. They want to blame everyone else for their problems. Time to blame yourselves... the Human race.
     
    understand it is about technology that makes people not think as much anymore
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    STARPICKET reacted to Hunter1948 in Mad Just Sayin Hi.   
    Welcome to the forums have fun on the servers. Play nice and play fair.
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    STARPICKET reacted to HellKid in G'day all   
    A little about my self  
     
    I’m an aussie but please don’t hold that against me! served as a sapper in the Australian army in the early 80’s and left in the late 80’s moved to Indonesia fell in love with the country and stayed on until 2000. I’m a carpenter by trade and currently work in the construction industry
    I enjoy gaming for the relaxation and the rum beverages that go with it can’t stand the aussie servers as they play the same old stock standard maps over and over again or zombies I rather put up with a bad ping and enjoy something deferent then be brain dead from running the same stock map from one end  to the other
     
    What can I say it’s been bloody grate and lots of fun playing on your servers and talking to the wild life        
     
    PS
     
    To all the ladies and gentlemen of XI and fellow guests
     
    I would like to thank you all for putting up with my ping and allowing me the privilege of playing on your server.. again a big thanks to you all
     
    Cheers
    HellKid   
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    STARPICKET reacted to DEEJAYKEG in Aliens: Colonial Marines "escape" Mp Trailer   
    All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!
     


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    STARPICKET reacted to icymrquicky in I Too Might Be Lesbian   
    An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
     
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
     
    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
     
    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
     
    The two sat sipping in silence.
     
    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
     
    He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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    STARPICKET got a reaction from -cracken- in Only The Irish   
    Quick, lets invite the announcer to join XxtremeIdiots!
     
    Starpicket.
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    STARPICKET got a reaction from -cracken- in Two Steps From Hell   
    I agee with you the soundtrack is magnificent.
     
    Starpicket.
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    STARPICKET reacted to Merlin007 in Cat In The Hat!   
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    STARPICKET reacted to Joe Canadian in Kim Jong Un's Latest Hit: 강남스타일   
    한 순간 가까웁다 영영 그대를 떠나게 하는 것보다 , 거리는 조금 떨어져 있지만 오래도록 그대를
     
    바라보고 싶는 마음이 더 앞섰기에!!!!!
     


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    STARPICKET reacted to TheCheeseyCrusader in This Guys Junk..is Made Of Steel   

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