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Lol. My ex-father-in-law used to take a pinch some powdered tobacco and snort it up a nostril. I asked to try it, and I couldn't stop sneezing for at least fifteen minutes. So, you might say I've tried it twice: the first time and the last time. It was then I discovered that I should never try cocaine. Lol. Never wanted to try cocaine, and once threw a man off of my Dad's commercial fishing boat for having a bag of coke on him. Ayaq

Holy crap, Hxtr, that's an amazing frickin' video, with an excellent soundtrack. I'm gonna watch it again . . . and again . . . and again . . . Ayaq P.S. - Like Mr. T from the television series "The A-Team" always said, "I pity the poor fool" that has to take on NATO in a conventional setting. The United States and its allies have so pretty frickin' awesome capabilities and available tools (including exceptional training), indeed. Ayaq P.P.S. - They must have had ceiling restrictions, 'cause all the F-15s had to do was go to full afterburner in a vertical position to leave the F-16 behind. The F-15 has an unblemished kill ratio, and pit the poor fool that has to dogfight an F-16 at low altitude. Ayaq P.P.P.S. - The U.S. Air Force also has simulated war games here in Alaska, and in mock combat, the F-22 Raptors vs. the F-15 Eagles has always resulted in Mortal-Kombat-style "flawless victories." Ayaq P.P.P.P. - How many frickin' times did I type "Ayaq?" I'm gonna count. Ayaq

Tennessee Ernie Ford, buddy: " . . . another day older and deeper in debt . . . St. Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store . . . " Love that song. Ayaq

Sweat'n, I gotta agree with you that fake money builds great things? Whose "fake money" do you think they're using to build their great things, hmm? Just askin'. Ayaq

Hxtr was imagining that he was ordering from across the counter, where you have to reverse the sides, much like actors do when the "exit stage left;" i.e., to the left side of the stage as seen by the audience. He was actually placing an order for Otis' spunk, Scoarchie. Lol. BTW, Hxtr, you let the chicken go yet? Ayaq

Excellent intro, Cosmic. Wow, you like to eat, like to drink, and love to play online shooting games? If you chew tobacco, too, will you marry me? Lol. Welcome to the forums. Ayaq

Congratulations, Hellkid. Now you can sew your "Head Admin." patch on your dungarees. A good spot for the patch would be on your right front, right below the pink embroidered flowers lining your pocket. Lol. Ayaq

Lol, Power. Don't you hate looking for that damn tool, only to give up after a half hour, just to go out and buy another damn tool? When your garage door opens, guess what's the first thing you see? That flippin' tool that you spent all that time looking for in the first place. That's how I ended up with at least 8 different kinds of cordless drills. When it's time to charge the battery, then you gotta find the damn charger that will accommodate one of the damn battery packs, since each charger happens to be of a different make and a different damn voltage. LMAO. Ain't nuthin' worse than trying to find your damn ratchet that you swore was just to your right side when you're underneath your truck changing oil. As men, our purpose in life is to keep the damn employees at the damn tool-manufacturing companies employed. Ayaq P.S. - Had to edit, damn it, because I left out one "damn" word.

Nice thighs, but she's got the calves of a man. Half her height is from the knee down--just sayin'. She looks like an ostrich trying to find the best spot to plop her head. I did notice that the bridge does have a bow higher than the others, but that's probably just to let the drunk sailors pass without ripping off their main mast, again. Nice frickin' arse, though. Just sayin'. Lol. Ayaq

Hello, Crossfire, welcome to the forums, you son-of-a . . . Wait, I take that back, you've defrosted me a few times in the enemy's spawn. You provide good battlefield intel, from time to time. Like Cindy Lauper says, ". . . time after time . . . When Ayaq is frozen, you'll find him in their spawn . . . time after time . . ." Ayaq

Hxtr, staring at man-boobs don't count. Lol. Just sayin'. That was funny as hell. It's great (for me, at least) that I have a photogenic memory--all it takes is a quick glance, then I can process while having a jovial conversation with the nice target, er, sorry, "lady." I've got a coupla stupid friends that like to stare, and after the lady notices, and subsequently leaves, I say, "Geez, asshole, you're not supposed to stare, just take a quality glance and pretend that you didn't glance." The guy's right, though, we're all primordial beings at our core, and, as a guy, "I am guilty as charged, your Honor!!" P.S. - At my excessive-speeding trial on a military base (good golf course there), that's when I stood up after being asked how I plead to the charges. I made the judge chuckle, and he reduced my fine to $50 from $300 and pts. to 2 from 6 if I passed a Defensive Driving course. I learned the opposite of the way I've always been driving, lol. For shame. Ayaq

Forgotten, what you talkin' bout, Willis? You ain't causin' Ayaq no trouble 'tall when I see you on the second floor with your barrel sticking out and I got a precious Ayaq nade cookin', bud. Lol. Welcome to the forums. P.S. - thanks for defrosting me a few times in the enemy's spawn. Ayaq

The best-selling mayonnaise brand in the U.S. should be changed to "Dadda Foods," 'cause there ain't no denying that Dadda is the best. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Half-a-Ton. Hope you have a great one, bud. Ayaq

The only thing that would make that more f'd-up, Stringer, is if he was thinking of you while in the process. I'm too far in the thought stream to hold the "backspace" key right now. Not sayin', just sayin.' Lol. Ayaq

Welcome to the forums. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Major Yahoo. Hope it's a great one. Ayaq

LMAO, that was funny as hell. The guy filming it was laughing way too hard--poor Hxtr. Ayaq

Mmmmm, little penguins cubed and sautéed in olive oil with garlic, green onions, bell peppers, salt, and pepper, served with a side of sautéed green beans and served over rice with penguin-stock gravy . . . (drooling). Or penguin steaks grilled with assorted spices and herbs . . . (still drooling). Mmmm, little penguins . . . Lol. Ayaq

Geez, Hxtr, graduated from tickling buttholes, hmm? Pink Floyd song: "Hey, Hxtr, leave that bird alone . . . . . . . . . all it is is just a, nuther beak on the wall . . . " Why did Hxtr cross the road? He was still attached to the chicken. Poor chicken was just tryin' to mind its own business. Ayaq

Happy Birthday, VH (yes, "S" intentionally omitted), hope you have a great one, bud. Ayaq

Hehehehehehhehehehhe, Hxtr!!! I saw a video of some poor fool taking a leak on an electric fence, and it didn't like a very pleasant experience, lol. Ayaq

Wow, Damage--do you mind if we call you "Captain Obvious?" Lol. That was part of the joke. However, that doesn't change the fact that I still think it's Hxtr. Ayaq P.S. - I love you crazy guys and obnoxious--I mean, "odoriferous," no, that's not right--"rambunctious" ladies.

Well, well, well, the illustrious, dashing, eloquent, and unendingly-effervescent Mr. Hellkid is having a birthday today. Happy Birthday from Alaska, bud, hope you have a great one. Paul

Welcome to the forums, SnullerDink (don't worry, I have a nickname for everyone, some that I can't disclose). It was great playing with on the MW2 server last night. Sorry, I get lucky with a nade once in a blue moon. On another note: HellKid, is that how they spell "we're" in Australia, hmm? Lol. Ayaq