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Lol, Moron (had to edit to insert here: "you >XI< flag-bearer, you (i.e., "idiot"). I, too, will wish a very Happy Birthday to the as-yet-unspecified "girl." Happy Birthday!!! Ayaq

Merry Christmas to everyone one of you. Be like me and remember the "reason for the season." Think of the joyous things around you, and be not wistful for the material things that aren't. Just sayin'. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< family, Springfield. Where else can you cuss at the girls and sexually harass the guys? I mean, well, the other way around, you know what I mean. Got some great people here, as I'm sure you've found out and will continue to find out. Ayaq

I don't know why, but I pictured Boom-Boom doing and saying all those things. Lol, JK, Boom. That was a mean, but funny, thought, so I'm not even going to post this. Ayaq

Sign up Mr. Ayaq Guyaq; I'll even play on the men's team this time. Before, during, and after the scrim, here's Sally: Here's Sandra: All of guys get a turn with the switch, hoo-hoo!!!! Sally and Sandra: :popo: Looking forward to it. Ayaq

Happy Birthday, Girl!!! And many, many more to you. You still holding steady at 21? You might wanna get some new candles this year, because your "2" and "1" candles have been used so often that they've been burned down to the nubs. Lol, JK. Hope you have a great one. Ayaq

Good Lord--some people remind me of my ex-wife; i.e., can't see the forest through the trees. Penny-wise but pound-foolish. Plus, she liked to dissect every word I said while failing to see the whole, bigger point. I didn't say you were right, SOB--hence the utterance "NOT!!!!" at the end of my first line. I was totally disagreeing with you. Sigh. I'm done with this topic. Ayaq

Lol. Great discussion, I love it--could go on for pages. It helps to understand where we are today by understanding where we were yesterday. The Axis lost, and the Good Guys won. That about sums it, don't you think? Ayaq

I know I speak for all of us >XI< rabid gamers when I say "Thanks, Admins., et al, for all of the hard work and long hours that you put into making the >XI< servers run as smoothly as you can." The >XI< servers are fun to play, and are filled with unbelievably-beautiful >XI< ladies and stunningly-handsome >XI< ogres . . . I mean, "gentlemen." You Admins. and programmers earn every darn-blasted red penny of your >XI< salaries. We appreciate it. Ayaq

Yeah, SOB's right: the Russians could have done it on their own without American involvement--NOT!!! Read up on your history, male offspring of a mother and father. I'm not sure why it seems to me that you're totally discounting America's role in the ultimate WWII victory. It wasn't just the damned Atlantic Wall with which Germany had to expend its resources. Many anti-aircraft guns were deployed to defend Germany's cities (Berlin was indeed the most heavily-defended city in the world) from the American's relentless day-bombing and the British's night-bombing raids. Those guns could have otherwise been deployed to the Russian front. The Americans and Brits were also coming up the "soft underbelly" of the Nazis; i.e., Italy. Hitler transferred several divisions from the Soviet front to help the Italians defend the push, even after Mussolini was executed. America had its enormous industrial might cranked up to the hilt. The Liberty ships shipped millions upon millions of tons of cargo overseas, not just to supply our own troops, but to supply our allies and its citizens as well. The Americans deployed long-range bombers (most notably the B-24 Liberator, equipped with radar developed by the British) and the Catalina "Flying Boat" to hunt the submarines that were sinking the supply ships on their way to Britain. Thanks to the work of the Brits deciphering the Enigma code at Bletchley Park, and the Polish personnel that initially had made great strides on cracking the code, the Allies were able to protect its supply convoys much more effectively. If the U-Boats couldn't be sunk, the convoys would maneuver around the Wolf Packs, particularly in the "Black Gap." See, SOB? There's another example of the Nazis spending valuable, finite resources to stem the unending flow of American war material and other goods to Britain. When the Americans and Brits (and I'd be remiss to not include our other staunch allies, the Canadians and the Australians) were pushing east towards Germany, Hitler launched his last major offensive of WWII--a counter-attack against the Americans at the Ardennes forest--the "Battle of the Bulge." These examples are only a few that pop to mind. I'm not googling anything, just typing from my still-functional memory banks. If the United States of America HAD NOT joined the cause, how many more atrocities do you think would have been committed by the Nazis? I shudder at even the thought. Ayaq.

I gotta disagreed with you, SOB. The Nazis expended great resources constructing the Atlantic Wall for the invasion that they knew would come since America entered the war. Further, the Russians enjoyed air supremacy in the Russian theater because the German fighters were needed to protect Germany from the English and American bombers. Flying Russian tank-killers, especially the Ilyushin IL-2 Sturmovik (not sure I'm spelling that right) flew unmolested while smashing German tanks. At any rate, thank God that travesty is over, and I agree that we should pay homage to those that have given their all on the way to the eventual Allied victory. Hate to admit it, but the Brits produced some of the most beautiful planes in the air, like the Avro Lancaster, the DeHaviland Mosquito, and (especially) the Supermarine Spitfire. The Lancaster was the heaviest-hitting bomber until the B-29 entered service. The plywood-built Mosquito--with its twin Merlin engines--was the fastest plane in the air until the arrival of the Messerschmidt (spelling question here) ME-262 Swallow, and the Mosquito performed brilliantly in its photo-reconnaissance role. The Spitfire was more than a match (especially after being fitted with cannon instead of 8, .303-caliber machine guns) for the ME-109 and the FW-190. The Spitfire, with its carbureted engine, lost its turning and climbing advantage when it went into a dive; the German planes had fuel-injected engines and, therefore, were not prone to sputtering engines in a dive. I digress. But, I've typed too much to hold the backspace key down, now. The good guys won, albeit at tremendous sacrifice for all involved. Ayaq

I noticed a coupla things: (1) there are no fish anywhere--looks like a dead part of the ocean; and (2) the diver with the yellow flippers should have some custom-built flippers that are turned 90 degrees so they're vertical: the dummy is moving his legs horizontally instead of kicking vertically, like Jacques Cousteau and Lloyd Bridges used to. Just sayin'. Lol. Ayaq

Loader, that is indeed an excellent post, sir. Hitler was delusional. I'm a fan of the American Hero's Channel, and have seen many documentaries about many conflicts, and have read about many, as well. Much has been made about the Nazi's ultimate defeat because Hitler was fighting a war on two fronts. The narrators often fail to mention that the Americans and its stalwart allies were also fighting on two fronts: one in Europe and one in the Pacific, whereby all the materiel ("material," for us English-speaking folk) had to be shipped via marine transport in both directions. Hats off the "The Greatest Generation." Ayaq

Can never go wrong with a .177 caliber pellet rifle with a well-placed pellet to the noggin. The turkey won't "gobble-gobble" as loudly as it would with rocks and strings tangled around it. Just sayin.' Ayaq P.S. - Kitty, don't hate me--I know you love animals and hate people with guns that kill those lovely, cute, cuddly, and tasty animals!!!!

JohnnyDos, it looks to me like he was talking to the Grim Reaper with two interns behind him . . . Ayaq

Happy Birthday, Dadda--"Mr. Dadda," if you're nasty. Hope you had a great one. I know you were looking forward to the end of the day so the missus could remind you of the stuff she used to do for you (to you?) before you said "I do." Lol. Thanks for your unfailingly-prompt attention to server issues, especially if it only means kicking Chicken from the server once in a while. Wishing you many more. Ayaq

Lol, Rugger, you gotta love "Full Metal Jacket." This is my weapon, this is my gun, this one's for shooting, this one's for fun? Congratulation, Wild Thing. You make our heart sing . . . you make everything . . . throbbing . . . Wait. Now you gotta hike your pink panties even higher, and you might think about sewing up the crotchless part so you get more support. Lol. Sally was crying today on teamspeak because the month has changed. Ayaq

Happy Birthday, pistol-packin', dog-kickin', cat-tail-pullin', up-skirt-filmin' Pete!!! Many more, bud. Ayaq

Happy (belated? Sorry, just ran across the post) Birthday, Wildthing. Now pick up your (soiled) pink panties, get off your pansy ass, and grow a pair, lady!!! Lol. Hope you have (had?) a great day. Ayaq

Hindsight, a couple of observations: (1) it's "lose," not "loose (one of my pet peeves seeing that);" and (2) How do you know they suck worse than your Grandma? Never mind, I don't care to know. Think of all the energy and time and anything-but-good feelings have surfaced because of the initial post. So he wants to play another server because they come on, so what? Lots of servers out there. I have a simple solution: someone send AyaqGuyaq a copy of BF4 and I'll be the lone wolf that takes 'em out with my nades and mows down the rest with my P90 (or whatever else fast-shootin', cigar-chompin', monkey-whippin', alligator-thrashin', candy-stealin', whiskey-drinkin' gun available). Or (most probably) I'll be the one screaming that I need reviving!!! It's a game. Some people are better than we are. We get better playing people that are better than we are. Let's not let another clan be better than we are. Tried to read all of the posts, but got tired after the 101st. Just sayin'. Ayaq

Congratulations, Codpiece. Lol. I can imagine that Jay and Edd will have a custom-built desk made so they can sit side by side, 'cause you'll still have a free hand. I can imagine that Jay and Edd are sitting side-by-side in their custom-built desk talking to a client, and the client keeps looking around and asking, "What's that 'thumping' sound? And why do you two keep smiling?" Lol. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, Gandalf. Good to see you playing regularly on the >XI< FT1 server. You're a good guy, and I actually feel just a twinge of guilt when I nade you (regularly). See you in-game, bud. Ayaq

Thanks for the update, Rugger. I've gotten used to the "Fast Reload" option playing on another server before you brought this great mod to >XI<. The Fast Reload option would be nice, especially on Level 15, when you're the last one running and you're trying to reload the RPD (I only use this weapon on the last level) and you've got 8 giant zombies chasing you while you're field-stripping your machine gun to get more ammo loaded. I'm okay without it. I'm fully behind Angel on this one: we definitely do not want the game to be easy, which would make it boring. Thanks again. Ayaq

By the way, Jay has some well-used stilettos for sale, cheap. I took a look at his post on Craig's list, but apart from the well-worn pads, there looks to be lots of ceiling plaster embedded in the heels. I rescinded my offer. By the way, he always tried to horn in on my territory, which explains the nick marks from my heels onto his own heels. Jay, you gotta work your own corner, come on, now!!! Lol. Ayaq, the wanna-be-next-Post Whore-whore. You can't be rowing any boat without two whores. Ayaq

Darn it, I hate to admit that Chicken's right, but he is: the flame-thrower doesn't reload. Anyway to add "Fast Reload' to the menu? Mod is great, mod is good, let us . . . thank Rugger for making that understood. Love the server. Ayaq