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I, personally, don't care for Christian Bale as Batman, or whatever role he plays, especially since I saw a video clip of him railing on some stage hand walking across the set during a scene, where he said "Get the F*** off the set, do you know who I am?" And he continued, even as the guy scrambled away. He wanted the guy fired. "Actor arrogance," as opposed to "academic arrogance." I thought Val Kilmer played a decent Batman, but he was no Kurt Russell in "Tombstone." However, Val Kilmer also put on a magnificent performance as "Doc Holiday" in the same movie. No one, not even the illustrious, quintessential Jack, could match the brilliant performance as the deceased Heath Ledger did as the Joker, in my opinion. "Watch me while I make this pencil disappear." The upcoming movie, judging by the trailer, looks to be top-notch. Ayaq

Smeg, tell everyone how beautiful Alaska is. Am I lying? June and July are the best months to be here, and you timed it right. I play COD4 Freeze Tag Server No. 1 (that's right, #1), mostly, so come on in, bud, the water's fine. Haven't played with you since the old {LCG} United Offensive days. Remember my nades? They still work, bud. Come on into the server, and come into teamspeak, too, so you can hear the crazy guys and gals that exist here. Ayaq P.S. - Had to edit because I wanted to clarify the No. 1 Freeze Tag server.

7 Toes, I love that chicken--he's working out his drumsticks and thighs for some lucky consumer. Lol. Mmm, drumsticks and thighs . . . That's how Chicken Finger warms up before his calisthenics. Mmm, calisthenics . . . Ayaq

Smegma, is that you, you son-of-a-gun? You remember me, Smeg, huh, you remember me? Lol. Holy, crap, if that isn't a blast from the past. Come play in the FT1 server with us. Great people here. Good to see you again bud. Welcome to the forums. Ayaq

Happy birthday. Nice one, Hellkid. Lol. That guy looks like he had a great birthday present. Ayaq

Lol, that looks like Chicken, alright, and he looks like he's looking for a place to hide (again), like he does in the FT1 Server. That must have been a disguise, however, because his pantyhose were still showing below his hem-line. Look closely. Ayaq

Lol, PapaDean, "Dick Izichi." I'm gonna use that one. I can't think of a single cruel prank, close to anything that "all ya'll" have described, that I've played on anyone, still thinkin'. Ayaq

Damn, I had to check it out because I thought you misspelled "bikini." Nice photos anyway. Ayaq

LMAO, that was definitely "Wildthing-ish." It couldn't have been Wildthing, though, because I didn't hear the phrases "pansy-asses," "hike up your pink panties," "bend over and grab your ankles, ladies." Lol. Ayaq

"What an asshole he was," Damage? Ever hear of the quasi-parable that goes something along-the-lines of the "pot calling the kettle black?" Two things: (1) there's something called "karma;" and (2) don't let me get on your bad side!!! Lol. Ayaq

That litter was comprised of Hell Tigress' "deposits" as he went back and forth through the gates at Disneyland, with his admission bracelet "extra secured" with duct tape. Because of the captured security camera footage, Disneyland is going to install heavy steel chicken-wire-type grates over the pot, securely fastened with lock to the pot, so the only thing that Tigress can fit through the mesh openings are cigarette butts and used condoms. They also need to install inward-pointing spikes so he can stop fishing out the previous condom deposits, rinsing them out, and "recycling." There may be electrical fittings in the future, so Tigress, beware. Ayaq

The plague-ish usage of the so-called "skill cannon" in the MW2 server is why I usually can only stomach a round or two on that server. I'd like to be, under the sea, in the Octupus's garden, in the shade . . . in the new server devoid of noob tubes. Still trying to tailor my classes because the weapons are new to me. Lots of fun, though, because I getta bring the enemy's flag right next to ours before I get shot, and my camping teammates near our flag get the easy points. Lol (and, sigh). Ayaq

That's right, Pain, I don't like to eat what REAL food eats. Can I hear an 'Amen" from all of you svelte people that have governor's on your meat-intake, gastrointestinal throttles (sorry ladies, but that term constitutes a "guy thing"--not the digestive tract stuff, but the word "governor"), who also have fantastic cholesterol levels, belts in which you don't have to use and awl to punch out more and more holes towards the tip, and cuts that don't ooze gravy? Lol. Cat doesn't look happy 'cause there's no sautéed mice in the mix. Ayaq

"GandR?" I've always read that as "Gandalf," you know, of Lord of the Rings notoriety? Lol. Good to see you in the forums and in the (FT1) game, bud. Ayaq

Thanks, "Dadda Foods Mayonnaise." Our "European Contingent," consisting of such characters as Trailer, Dipsy, Vogado, Trasheur, et al., likes to play at about this time in the morning. And some (one?) of the "American Contingent," consisting of those with irregular or gone-awry circadian rhythms like to play at the same time, too. Ayaq

I played with hacker--I mean, "Admin."--Pvt. Death (aka "Jester"), and it is indeed a great mod. I've always loved CTF, even harking back to the COD UO days. Definitely would be a great time with several people on each side, though, 'cause when you're playing one-on-one, it's hard to sneak up on the camper-who-has-your-flag-in-his-spawn when you got his big flag flapping in the wind right above your head. The CTF mod makes for great scrimmages, as does the Dominatrix--er, "Domination"--mod. Thanks again, Rugger. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Pengy. Maybe, just on your birthday, you can stop complaining about always having to defrost Ayaq, hmm? Lol. Hope you have a great day. Ayaq

Thanks, Rugger. I'll definitely play the CTF mod--I love Capture the Flag. I'll give "Kill the King" a shot, too. Ayaq

Hxtr, you lucky bugger with a $31 natural gas bill. My meter used to click past the $400 mark during the cold spells in January and February here in Alaska. Since I had my "95% full-efficient" furnace installed, I've never seen a bill over $180/mo. Could be the full efficiency. Could be global warming. I watched a show on the Animal Planet a few days ago. This sow (female) polar bear was trying to swim from dry land in northern Alaska to the shrinking ice pack several miles away, and she had two cubs in tow. By the time she finally reached the ice pack, there were no more cubs in tow. Can't help but feel a bit of sadness when you see the poor cubs going under due simply to sheer exhaustion. I don't like to admit that I cried, but I wouldn't be human if I didn't. Ayaq

Lol, "Coconut." Trash, you son-of-a . . . Party-rockin' all the time; hope you had a great one, bud. Ayaq

Stephanie, no dis-assemble, no dis-assemble, Stephanie!!! Wait, we already have a "Stephanie Wanna-Be." Welcome to the forums. Ayaq

Make your own damned sigs. Can someone make me a cool sig, huh? One with Ayaq throwing a perfectly-cooked nade: cooked lovingly, tenderly . . . Lol. Ayaq

Sunshine, Misty and Bones must be quite capable indeed . . . some may move mountains, but they can move towns. Lol, Sunshine--don't be hatin'. . . Ayaq

Lol. Kindles the memory of this not-the-sharpest-bowling-ball-on-the-rack guy that went home from work early, only to find his wife in bed with another man. He ran to the nightstand, grabbed his pistol from the drawer and put it to his head. His wife started laughing, and he said, "Don't laugh, you're next." Damn, I hate the sound of crickets. Ayaq

Welcome, Cosmic Arse. Sorry, "Horse." I tend to have slippery typing fingers every now and then. Lol. We like you already. Ayaq