AyaqGuyaq
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Happy Birthday, Joe, eh? Remember, those pole dancers don't like "Loonies" or "Twonies;" they like "5-spots." Viva La Canada, and it's fine (and legal) Cuban cigars and the Horseshoe (Niagra) Falls!!!! Musta been a Canadian surveyor on that one. Hope you have a great one. Ayaq
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Hehhehahehahehaheaheehaeheh!!! LMAO, 7Toes. You know those nice ladies (with their clean white coats, they're coming to take you away, ha-ha!!!! To the Funny Farm, where life is beautiful all the time, . . .) that keep telling you to go away 'cause you always make the pages stick together and wear out their tapes? Yeah, those ladies, in the Happy Home, with trees and flowers and basket weavers, the ones that are coming to take you away, ha-ha!!! Yeah, those ones. Ayaq P.S. - Had to edit to add "I'll turn you into the S.P.C.A., you mangy mutt!!" (sorry, part of song).
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Naw, a better sig would be of Ayaq stuffing his nade where Tigris' sun don't shine, unless his cellmate calls him "Sunshine." Ayaq
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Did someone check the top guy's pulse? The guy to his right looks like he's retching from the stench already. Lol. Ayaq
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Umm, I was playing in the COD4 FT1 server yesterday, and umm, this player called "Sally>XI<Adm" kept killing me regularly and without apparent feeling. I say this because she laughed out loudly as she plucked my bullets outta the air, Matrix-style, and hurled them back at me, with great aplomb and great force, and with cruel intentions. I can't forget that raucous and hideous laughter. I was in TS with her. Can someone come spec her, please? P.S. - No, I'm serious. P.P.S. - Lol. Ayaq
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Dong, dong, dong, dong-da-da-long-dong. Or was it "ding, ding, ding, diddle-lee-ding?" Lol. Happy birthday, bud. Ayaq
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That was a great clip. Notice how he threw the potato masher away from himself, but towards his fellow combatant? Whatta team, whatta team!!! Lol. Ayaq
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Best reason in the world to stop using drugs...
AyaqGuyaq replied to JohnnyNashville's topic in General Discussion
"Snatch that stuff?" Lol. Looks like she already "stuffed that snatch," just sayin'. Ayaq -
Okay, so how'd the 1st woman get into Heaven? Just wonderin'. Lol. Ayaq
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I had to watch it again. Hilarious as heck!!! Ayaq
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Welcome, Sweet Rose, I liked your tags in-game. Now you gotta "officially" eat some hot shrapnel. Lol. Ayaq
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Lol. If Viagra doesn't work, you can duct tape some popsicle sticks to it. Men don't care "how much it hurts," right? Lol. JK, you fabulous >XI< ladies. Only DJKeg doesn't care . . . Ayaq
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Frickin' Canada. We should invade them and make them the 51st state in the Union. Lol. Funny clip. Ayaq
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Happy Birthday, Count Dukoo!! Hope it was spectacular. Ayaq
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Hey, Pvt. Death, Happy Birthday, bud. Hope you had a great one. A(Paul)yaq
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Glad to hear it was a great one, Sweet Kitty. I'm sure (present company included) many brave, creative, and sculptured >XI< men would have gladly volunteered for the "massage" part. By the way, in Power Crazy's birthday emoticon to you (here it is: ), he's hoping that you'd be the one holding the paddle. Just sayin'. Ayaq P.S. - Lol.
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Sorry, "Stephanie Wanna-Be" is an inside joke. It's not a joke, it's a "poke." That's what we do best here; i.e., insult the heck outta each other, but in a loving kinda way. Some crazy >XI< members and associates have some great pokes. \ Sweet Rose: careful when you say you wanna "shoot someone in their ass," 'cause it may get some members excited (present company excluded)--just sayin'. Lol. Ayaq
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Mmmmm, steak . . . . (drooling). Hope you have a great one. Ayaq
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What I love about Illinois..........
AyaqGuyaq replied to little_old_man's topic in General Discussion
Little Old Man, you ever been to Hawaii? I've been there three times (winter, spring, and summer months), and the temperature usually hovers between 80 - 85 degrees Fahrenheit. To someone from Alaska, this would be considered "hot," but the constantly-blowing trade winds in Hawaii keep it cool. I've been to California several times, and some parts are way too hot. San Diego was nice, though. Ayaq -
Happy, Happy Birthday, Sweet Kitty. With birthdays, men just get another year older, but many women, including the illustrious Kitty, get another year "better." Hope it's a great one. Ayaq
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Mr. Sponge, are you talking about your poppy fields? Smeg and I have known each other since we were members of another clan (he mentioned it above) well over 10 years ago, and I personally know that he is allergic to those particular plants. He isn't, however, allergic to the coca leaf, so maybe you can have him working in those fields. Be forewarned, however, that he likes very solid walking surfaces so his 6" stiletto heels won't punch through. P.S. - I'm gonna nade you (again), Ms. Rose. Lol. Ayaq
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Hehaeheheahehehahhew!!! That was absolutely hilarious. Ayaq
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Welcome to the club, Mr. Rookie. Ayaq
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WiZid, are you willing to provide a signed, dated, and notarized affidavit from Mr. Kirby confirming that it wasn't your bullets all around the periphery and his so close to the mark? Just asking. Lol. Nice shooting, bud. You didn't mention the brand of the pistol, but it's great to see that it's firing true right outta da box. Ayaq
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Lol, you got stuck in Willow, huh? Ain't that bad--at last there's a bar (read: "one bar"). Good playing with you again on the FT1 server tonight. Hope to see you tomorrow night so you can remember Ayaq's nades, again. And again. Lol. Take care, bud. Ayaq