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@dadda2-frickin' mayonnaise!! (Tina Turner): "You're simply da best . . . Better dan all da rest . . ." Lol. Ayaq

All right, got two Sweethearts celebrating birthdays today . . . Happy birthday!! Ayaq

Lol. Hhehehaheaheheaehewheahehehaehehehhaew!! Ayaq

I'd put my money on the Brit . . . Ayaq

Buddy, umm, this is kinda awkward, but, umm, how do you, umm, know that, sir? ("Yoda" voice): "Hmm?" Lol. Ayaq

Thank you, kind sir. You know what? I happen to be "happy," too! Buddy, I don't think they showed "Droopy the Dog" cartoons in France, sorry. You'd have to watch a cartoon, maybe two, to fully-appreciate my reference to "Droopy." No problemo, Escargot!! Lol. Ayaq

I can imagine @RobMc rapidly-patting that ass with his right hand (rat-a-tat-tat!!), and going for a "higher-elevation reach-around . . ." And saying, "Sorry, I tripped, as he's holding her "muff" in the right hand and "cupping" her left breast with his left . . . And, we'll have to call him "Run D.M.C. Weinstein . . ." Huh? Ayaq

Holy Mackerel, what are the chances that we have not 1, not 2, not 3, but FOUR awesome birthdays today? Happy birthday, you special people. (Not "short-bus," special people--not that way . . .) Love you Sweeties. Ayaq P.S. - Happy Birthday, Sweet Ice Cream!!

Yeah, what he said, x3: Me, @RobMc, and @TBB. Ah, make it x20: Me and my other buddies. Happy birthday!! Ayaq

Buddy, you gotta say it in a "Droopy the Dog" voice, to wit: "Happy birthday, you Happy People . . ." Remember Droopy? (In "Yoda" voice): "Hmm? Ayaq

"Taste sweet it will, hmm?" "Hmm?" Get 'em, buddy!! Ayaq

You know @RobMc's gonna appreciate that cartoon just so he can admire her ample ass, don't you? (Read my "Yoda Voice" post . . .) Hmm? Lol. Hmm? Ayaq

Nay, "Especially" New Members!! And you too, @LittleTooT!! Lol. Ayaq

Sorry, Sweetheart, had no way--NO WAY!!--of knowing. I hope you heal good and fast, with no remembrance of what happened except for "Cute, little scars, right here, and hmm, right there . . ." And Ice Queen starts giggling . . . Lol. Hope everything's well. My buddy, @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C." is always here to cheer our "Resident Babe" up . . . cc: @RobMc . . . Oh Wait, you are right up above . . . "On-the-wings of a snow, white, dove . . ., whispering pure . . ., sweet, love . . ., on the wings of a dove . . . (background: "On the wings of a dove . . .), on the wings, of a dove . . ." (Read "Yoda Voice" post . . .) "Beautiful and luscious Ladies of >XI<, we have . . ." Lol. God bless you all. Paul, aka "Ayaq"

(In the words of Rodney King): "Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth!!???! Um-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .. . . Um-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . Huh? Ayaq

No, that's not what I wanted . . . People seem to "over-react" more now, than ever. Not an insult, just an observation . . . Love ya, Babe. Ayaq

Um-hmmmmmmm . . . Cc: My buddy, @RobMc, popping corn now (it'll be cold by the time I eat it, but still popping corn!!!) . . . Um-hmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . Ayaq

Any more depressing songs you can muster, Sweetheart? How 'bout Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You," while you're bringing us down . . . Ayaq P.S. - My buddy, @RobMc, the reason for the edit . . . it's his fault! . . .

@ChknFngr, you son-of-a . . . ! Lol, bud. Will be on soon. Still trying (trying?) to find an apartment. Company is paying the hotel bill, but it's all on me for $40 (U.S.) Uber bill per day, sigh. Can't cook food in my hotel room, have to eat out at $80/day . . . Double-sigh . . . Lol. Life is good! Ayaq, aka "Paul" P.S. - You son-of-a . . . P.P.S. - Not like @SGTScott, that son-of-a- " . . . - - - . . ." P.P.P.S. - (Yoda voice remember? Hmm?) "Hmm??"

Happy birthday, including "New Members!!!" Ayaq

("Glory" movie): "Um-hmm . . . um-hmmmmm . . . um-hmmmmmmmmmm . . ." Ayaq

Mary Poppins? (Johnny No. 5 in "Short Circuit," combines with 'Yoda" in "Star Wars . . .") Hmm, input, hmm? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

@JohnnyDos, buddy . . . Keep a 64 oz. (not sure how many mLs that is in metric--too lazy to look it up; i.e., no "due-diligence" imparted (on my part) before I made this post . . .) spray bottle with you, filled a third-of-the-way up, with ice cubes, and the rest, with cold water . . . Use that to spray down the wife that "wants to remember like 'it' used to be . . ." Lol. Just kidding, kind Sir. That was the first thought that popped into my mind . . . Hey, let's make it about @RobMc, aka "Run D.M.C. . . ." Let's pretend that he is trying to "re-kindle" the way it used to be with his ex-girlfriends (and, I am sure, he had many . . .), and she can spray him down, hmm? (Read my "Yoda Voice" post) Hmm? Huh? Ayaq

Yeah, you never watched "Start Wars?" Where "gentlemen" have to push their manual-transmission vehicles--by themselves, mind you--down a steep hill, and try to hop inside before the vehicle gets away from them, and they have to get the vehicle going fast enough to "pop the clutch," but if they don't hop in on time, and well-coordinated enough, to "pop the clutch," they usually get run over by the back tires? Yeah, that show? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

@J3st3r . . . Ever watch "Start Wars," buddy? "Empire Strikes Back?" "Revenge of the Nerds? Wait, what was the last one . . .? Lol, bud. Ayaq