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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. Buddy, I'm a-gonna call the Panama Canal Authority right now to ask that they NOT gently-bump your scooter-catamaran, with its Union Jack sail (trailing a long line of beer cans), but instead to go "Full Steam Ahead!!!" and plow through your rickety-ship, sir . . . (Yoda) Hmm? HHMMMNN!!??!! Lol. Ayaq
  2. You hire for attitude--you can teach the skills, but you can't teach attitude. Ayaq
  3. Hey, @SABRE, forgive my buddy--he is just curious (Yoda) "Bi-curious, are you, hmm?" Lol. Ayaq
  4. Lol, Yaccie, I love seeing the "Minecrafat Ban Appeal" posts--makes for a good chuckle. Ayaq
  5. Wow, that's a nice haul--who cleaned 'em? (Yoda) Hmm? Ayaq
  6. What's this thread called, Reeko-Swavvey--post your favorite pics of your girlfriend, what? It looks like she's saying "Naaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!" Must be time to let her heal, buddy . . . Lol. Ayaq cc: @RobMc
  7. @Helio, Helio Caesar Chavez--congratulations!! Ayaq
  8. Happy birthday to you!! No more purchases with your credit card . . . No more "Kamikaze charges . . ." (Yoda) "Huh?" Lol. Ayaq
  9. Wow, happy birthday to you, Gentlemen!! You too, Roadkill . . . Lol, JK, bud--hope all 3 of you's had a great day!! Ayaq
  10. Aw, Chicken, buddy, you just wanna dance (strut?) around the "clothing optional" ballroom . . . Like Sam Kinison used to scream, "Say it!! Say it!! Sayyyyyyy iiiittttttttt!!!!!" Lol, bud. Ayaq
  11. Can you hear me now? (Yoda) Hmm? Verizon sucks, just sayin' . . . Oh, and welcome to the >XI< Forums, by the way . . . Hmm? Lol. Ayaq
  12. HEY, Kay-Dee Lange and SR-71 Blackbird are celebrating birthdays yoday . . . Awesome!! Happy birthday! Ayaq
  13. Happy birthday, Rockape, and many more to ye, sir! Ayaq
  14. Wow, God bless you, Sweet @Angelz!! Wished I woulda married you insteada her!! Lol, JK--I got a handsome son and beautiful daughter out of the "deal." I used to chuckle (pre-divorce) at Jerry Lee's song, to wit: "She got the gold mine . . . I got the shaft . . . They split it right down 'da middle, and they give her the better half . . .!!!" Now (post-divorce), I find a quiet spot to weep softly . . . Sigh. And, lol. Life is good, God is great, and you Luscious, Lovely-Ladies of >XI< and Strapping Gents(?) of >XI< are da best! Ayaq
  15. Geez, buddy, how come all "ex-wives" are evil trolls? (Yoda) Hmm? HHHMMMMNN!!?!?! Ayaq
  16. Whoo-hoo, @Renegade45 has a birthday all to hisself!! Many more to you (Yoda), hmm? HHMMMNN!!?! Ayaq
  17. My handsome son and beautiful daughter, Casey and Isabella . . . (Yoda voice): "So bless-ed I am, hmm? HHMMMNN!!?!" Lol. Love beautiful guys and handsome ladies, (Yoda) "Hmm?" Upon further review, Yoda has the following comments to make . . . Sir Yoda, the mic is all yours, sir. Sir Yoda? (Response) Hmm? HHMMMNN!!??!! Lol. Ayaq
  18. Got not one, not two, but . . . THREE AWESOME BIRTHDAYS, today!! Happy birthday, Gentlemen, and @Dessy--hope you had awesome days today. Ayaq
  19. My humble opinion, sir: There is "Heaven," and there is "Hell." The people who spend their lives doing good and helping people, regardless of religion, in my humble opinion, go to "Heaven." Again, my opinion, and mine only: the really "bad" ones go straight to Hell . . . The ones that are too good to go straight to Hell, but are too "bad" to go Heaven are destined to walk aimlessly-across this planet, our Beautiful Planet Earth!!, until Judgement Day . . . Ayaq P.S. - @RobMc . . .
  20. Happy birthday, buddy!!!

    Ayaq, aka "Paul"

  21. Oh, Heaven help us . . . Wait, is he listening . . . ?! Whut da!!! Lol, Congrats, bud. Ayaq
  22. Only song that cones to mind, buddy, is "Foolish Hearts." Can't remember band's name . . . Ayaq
  23. Aw, couldn't watch the video . . . Ayaq
  24. Hey, now, got two, special birthdays, today . . . Happy birthday, you Strapping Gents(?) of >XI<!! Ayaq
  25. Hey, you got too many "likes." Now, you gotta start da application-process all over . . . Again. My buddy, @RobMc, is on da scooter drive-by hit squad, and he swings an angry cane!! Best for you to go quietly, 'cause he's rigged and ready to set sail for the Panama Canal, I'll have you know!! Deadly with his empty beer cans, he is (Yoda voice)!! Beware, young feller--don't be-sayin' Ayaq didn't warn ye!!! (Yoda) Hmm? Ayaq
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