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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. Welcome to the >XI< Forums, "Jee-Jee Rodriguez (famous golfer, BTW). Nice intro, etc., etc., yadda-yadda, ibid, and so on . . . Lol. Ayaq
  2. Hey, buddy--long frickin' time!! Can you remind me, kind sir, what your "nick-name" was, and possibly still is, kind sir? (Yoda voice) "Hmm?" "HHMMMNN!!??!!" Lol, buddy. Ayaq
  3. Bruce Springsteen, baby!! "Glory days . . . they'll pass you by, Glory days . . ., in the blink of a young man's eye . . ." I miss the '80's, when I was a bullet-proof basketball star in college, wrestler, Alaskan commercial-salmon fisherman, big-game hunter (side note: they don't get bigger than the ones in Alaska . . .), etc., etc. Ayaq
  4. Awesome birthdays, today. Happy birthday to all of you. (Cliff Clavin voice) "You know, I'll have you know, and this is verified fact, that, you know, you happen to share this birthday, today, with Ayaq's fodder and Ayaq's sistah . . ." Happy birthday!! Ayaq
  5. Hi, Switch. If you need help translating French to English, we have resident French-speaking experts here, namely @FRENCHI, @VHS2, @AthenA, @dadda2, and @RobMc. You can send a "private message" to any one of them in French, and each will respond in kind. Good luck. Ayaq
  6. Hey, we got 3 great birthdays today . . . Happy Birthday,!! Ayaq
  7. Happy birthday, Sweet Bomber!!! And many more . . . Ayaq
  8. Buddy, "pay-back" is Heavenly . . . Lol. Great post, Sweet @Angelz. Ayaq
  9. Yeah, but the damn bee-atch ran off to TBB, because he promised her nightly foot-rubs!! Meh!! Darn guys stealing women by promising them endless foot-rubs, and toe-jamb licks, and nit-picks, etc., etc. . . . (Yoda) "What da frick, mudda fucka!!!???!!" "Hmm?" Ayaq
  10. LMFAO, Sweet @Angelz!! The VERY LAST THING you want to do is run from a bear--they're similar to dogs in that they have a "chase instinct;" i.e., they'll try to catch and kill whatever's running away from them. He probably had to change his drawers afterwards . . . And, the funny part was when he bit it trying to get to the truck . . . the bear woulda been all over him, then, parceling out the tenderloin, ham-hocks, rib-eye steaks, etc. Lol. Ayaq
  11. Whoo-hoo? I suppose? Lol. Ayaq
  12. Welcome to da club, Smokey da Bear!!! Happy 75th birthday, by the way. Ayaq
  13. Sweet Roxy, c'mon now!!! That's my job--changing names!! I have nick-names for everyone that I like; the ones I don't like, I just categorize as "Ass-holes," but I don't type it. Lol. Welcome to the >XI< Forums, Sweet Prle. I hope you're a lady--if you're a guy, I'm not gay!!!! Lol, yet again. Just ask my buddy, @RobMc . . . Ayaq
  14. Wow, got some awesome birthdays, today . . . Happy birthday, gentlemen!! Ayaq
  15. Lol, buddy, by the way he kept touching the pig's ass, I thought he was gonna mount the beast . . . Beastiality (Yoda), Hmm? Ayaq
  16. Happy birthday, you Strapping Gents(?) of >XI<, you!! Ayaq Sorry--edited because "Strapping Gents(?)" is plural, not singular . . .
  17. Is that "Dog Years?" Johnny No. 5--Need input, more input!!! Ayaq
  18. When we die (there's no "if" in the equation), the "good" souls getta explore the universe, travelling at faster than light-speed; the "bad" souls, well, they don't get to do that . . . Ayaq
  19. Hey, you got the day all to yo-self~~ Happy birthday to you, sir!! Ayaq
  20. How 'bout "Ain't Got No Skills, Dag-Nabbit Noob?" (Yoda) Hmm? Ayaq
  21. Don't tell her, buddy, she's a spy!! My "spider-sense" is tingling on this one (Yoda voice), "Hmm?" "HHMMNN!!??!!" Ayaq
  22. Sweetheart, "are" sarcastic, "are" sarcastic . . .; other 98% of 'dem is dicks . . . (Yoda) "Hmm?" (Yoda) "What, da!!??!!" Ayaq
  23. Geez, typical women-types . . . "Yes," or "No." That's all guys wanna know . . . Ayaq
  24. Isn't that an oxymoron? (Yoda voice) Hmm? HHMMMNN!!??!! Lol. Ayaq
  25. Hi, buddy--you know who you are. I was gonna type a pretty funny, albeit-marginally-nasty, retort, but held my fingers. Reply here, if you would like to see the paused retort, sir. Ayaq
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