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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. Buddy, try to relax . . . I know it's gonna be hard, but watch "The Three Stooges" videos, spend time with your grand-children, play Bingo . . . anything to get your mind offa your worries. Ever notice how times flies by when you're "having fun?" And how it drags by when you're not? Do some fun stuff--it'll help settle your mind, and take some Melatonin (which naturally occurs in our bodies, but a 5 mg. dose will do) to help you sleep. Uncertainty causes anxiety; don't be anxious, okay, sir? I told you: it's just a cyst . . . Ayaq
  2. But every Master; e.g., "Yoda," needs a cadet, Young Padoin . . . . Hmm? @TBB is that Master . . . . Hmm? Lol. Ayaq
  3. Fuck everyone that think the "Moon Landings" were fake. Frickin' idiots--we got proof. The United States of America is the best, and everyone else is jealous of us. We are all "Americans" at heart. "America" is "everyone." Hmm? Ayaq
  4. Lol, Chicken, you son-of-a!!!! Not like @SGTScott, that son-of-a . . . - - - . . .!! Lol. Hhheheahehahehehehahehehaeheae!! Ayaq
  5. LMFAO, @WeednFeed--that was funny, very funny!!!!!!!! Ayaq P.S. - Post another few pics of your Grand-baby--haven't seen any in a while. Just observin'. Ayaq
  6. Lol, buddy, (Yoda), "Hmm?!" Wow. Ayaq
  7. A rarity, @Dogg--you actually got a laugh outta me!!! Lol. Great post. Ayaq
  8. Is that your nickname for it, buddy: "little finger?" Yoda is curious, "Hmm?" Lol. I told you, it's just a cyst--you'll be fine. I feel it in my bones. Ayaq P.S. - Edited to clarify that "Yoda" is curious, not Ayaq!! Hmm? P.P.S. - LMFAO!!
  9. @FRENCHI can't believe he woke up after a "Boys Night Out," and woke up missing his trousers and underwear, and muttering, "Sacre Bleu, not again!!!" Lol, buddy. Hehehahehhahhehhaehahaeheahahhehhhehehhaeahe!! Ayaq P.S. - And my buddy @RobMc was filming from the bushes, still complaining about the bee stings and spider bites . . .
  10. Ayaq-gator? Hmm? (Yoda) Hmm?!! Ayaq
  11. Heh-heh, buddy, America's the best DESPITE the fact that you're here, kind sir . . . (Yoda) Hmm? Lol, just kidding, buddy, you alligator hunter, you! Ayaq
  12. How 'bout "Multi-egotistical, hmm?" Hmm? Ayaq
  13. ?<---(Yoda) "Hmm?" Ayaq
  14. Think about it . . . just for a moment . . . We have races from all OVER THE WORLD here, more so than any other nation. Proof be told. America is, indeed, kind sirs and lovely ladies, the "Melting Pot" of the world . . . That is what makes us so great, and that is the reason behind my thread post . . . We, whether we like it or not, are all "Americans" at heart . . . Hmm? Ayaq
  15. Hey, South Carolina Guy--"Happy Birthday to you, sir." South California Guy? South Dakota Guy? ("Yoda," with "Johnny No. 5 ("Short Circuit)" inter-mingled): "Hmm, where you from, Hmm? Need input!!! Yoda No. 5 needs more input!!!!" Happy birthday . . . Hmm? Ayaq
  16. Is that his son, drinking beer right beside him? (Yoda, ibid.) "Hmm?" Lol. Great post. Ayaq
  17. Hey @AlphaDog . . . you see any big alligators? @RobMc is in heavy pursuit of "Tessie," in his own part of the world . . . As the Loch Ness Monster tries to "wolf down" Run D.M.C., he'll be yelling "Tessie? Et tu, Tessie?!!!" Lol. Ayaq
  18. Buddy, there was a pretty popular (albeit "short-lived") show here in the Great U.S. of A. called "Mel's Diner." The flamboyant, red-headed waitress was bereft with her love of people from the United Kingdom. Her signature line was "Kiss my Brits, Flo!!!" I coulda sworn she was saying "Brits . . ." Hmm? Lol. Ayaq
  19. Hehehaehehahehehaheaheheahehaehae!! Glad to be of assistance, sir. My buddy, @RobMc, would certainly approve . . . Lol. (Chuckling really, REALLY, loudly!!) (Nay, laughing my ass off!!!!!!!!) Ayaq
  20. We only have two Clan birthdays today . . . What are the odds that they would both have the word "Slayer" in their names? (Yoda): "Hmm?" Happy birthday, gentlemen!! Ayaq
  21. Hey buddy, here's a "visual" for you . . . Imagine a young, cow moose running through the beach crowd and dragging you behind because you're still "attached" to her . . . you know, how like our canine companions get "attached" for a bit . . . (Yoda): "Hmm?" Hmm? Lol! Ayaq
  22. Awesome post!!! Huh? (Yoda): "Hmm?" Ayaq
  23. You know why? (In "Yoda" voice): "Hmm? Because America is 'you." We are of no one race, we are "you." It used to be "Give me your tired, your poor, your wretched, @RobMc's son . . ." Now it's "Give me you educated, beautiful, talented, acrobat artists . . ." What da? Lol. Ayaq
  24. Lol, Sweet Dadda!! Give Sweet @sandradee2-Anne a peck on the cheek from Sweet Ayaq . . . Thank you, sir! Ayaq
  25. "You're simply da best . . . Bedder dan all da rest . . ." Ayaq
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