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AyaqGuyaq

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Everything posted by AyaqGuyaq

  1. Damn, buddy, you gotta find yo'-self annudder girlfriend--just say, Eric, sir . . . Ayaq
  2. Oh, and we shan't forget @McGrim, the Crime Dog!! (Yoda) Hmm? HHMMNN!!??!! Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Hmm?
  3. Hey, Ayaq here, so you know this ain't no shit . . . "Good guys," and Prescious Ladies of >XI<, go to Heaven . . . "Bad guys," well, dare on dair own . . . We all make the bed we sleep in . . . Ayaq
  4. (To the tune of "Welcome Back, Kotter . . .") "Welcome back, welcome back, well-commmeee bbbaaaaa-aaaccckkkkk . . ." Ayaq
  5. Lol, I advised you to be "Cautious, Clay," but you done run over my buddy, @RobMc, eh, and that will be forever on your conscience, eh? (Yoda) "Hmm?" (Ayaq) "HHMMNN!!?!.!" Hmm?
  6. To heck with that, Poppy, I"ll use-up your five minutes . . . Lol. Now that you're a member (welcome, again), beware of anyone's initials that start with "Rob," and end in "Mc," aka @RobMc . . . He'll be shaking your one hand with his, and friskin' you with his other . . . Ayaq
  7. Happy birthday, Gentlemen (?) . . . Ayaq
  8. Whoo-hoo, got another "Sweetheart Addition (Sweetheart Edition?)" to da club--awesome!! Ayaq
  9. Okay, for that, we need to be Cautious, Clay. If you aren't cautious, it'll be on your Conscience, Clay. Just sayin'. Ayaq
  10. And buddy, how come you Brits and French-Canadians; i.e., @AthenA, aka "A, then another 'A' . . ."can never seem to spell "favor" the right way? "Do me a favor . . ." "Licorice is my favorite movie candy . . ." Yoda, himself, is looking at you and sweet A, then a 'nudder A . . . Hmm? Ayaq
  11. Well, buddy, you can get a water-hose enema, "piped" to the fire-place, and enjoy the occassional "whoosh!!" Wow, now that's a graphic!!! Eye-bleach, eye-bleach, eye-bleach, erase-erase-erase!! Lol, you crazy bastige? See what you started? (Yoda) Hmm? HHMMNN!?!?! LMAO! Ayaq
  12. Curse you, @RobMc, you distracted me from the reason of my original post (side note: "bugger."), which was simply to say: It's not @FunkJosh>XI<, it's "Fucking Josh!!" Lol. Hope both of you Strapping Gents(?) of >XI< had awesome days, today. Ayaq
  13. Sorry, mis-spelling, please, audience, bear with me . . . I suffer from occasional "dizzy spells," thinking of my buddy, @RobMc, braving the Atlantic storms in his catamaran-equipped scooter, with a 6' x 9' "Union Jack" flag for a sail . . I'm worried 'cause the Panama Canal Authorities will make him sail back to collect his trail of empty beer cans . . . My buddy'll be screaming, "I'm the modern-day Hansel! Gretel left my ass in Havana, sayin' she can't take my beer-farts no mo'! We got a problem?! (Yoda voice): Hmm? HHMMNN!!! Lol. Ayaq
  14. Hey, Sabre-Toothed, Funky-Josh!! Happy birthday to you two, Strapping Gents(?) of >XI<!! Ayaq
  15. Naw, pineapple on pizza is for gurls . . . "Real men" eat Supremes or Meat Lover's . . . And pay for it the next day, thanks to the red pepper-additions . . Just frickin' confessin'!! Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Ask my buddy, @RobMc . . .
  16. Happy birthday, you Special people, you!! Ayaq
  17. Hey, Sweetheart, Happy birthday!!

    Hope Geoff made your day, like you make ours . . .

    Ayaq, aka "Paul"

  18. Hey, buddy, Happy birthday!!

    Sorry I missed the post yesterday.  Hope your day was fantastic.

    Ayaq

  19. William Wallace was from Glasgow, wasn't he? (Yoda) Hmm? "Wallace!! Wallace!! Wallace!!" "Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man . . ." Hmm? Ayaq
  20. AyaqGuyaq

    Hello

    Bank account info.? 3-digit Security Code from the back of your card? (Yoda voice) "Hmm?" Lol. Great intro. Welcome to the >XI< Forums. Ayaq
  21. Whoo-hoo!! Got not one, not two, not three, but FOUR awesome birthdays today!!! Happy birthday, gentlemen, and Snoop. Lol. Ayaq
  22. @dadda2 Foods Mayonnaise . . . Will be playing soon. Moving outta hotel tomorrow. Gotta send for my computer from Alaska, but will enjoy the higher up-load/down-load speeds. I can cook my nades even faster . . . @SGTSmeg, et al. will remember why Ayaq was called the "Nade King" in the [B1] Station COD-UO server . . . @LtLazlo, Hmm? Darn, the "@" symbol didn't work for Sweet @LtLazlo . . . Ayaq
  23. And buddy, maybe you could scratch his balls for him, too? (Yoda) Hmm? HMMM!?! Lol. Ayaq
  24. Literally millions of jobs available in the Great U.S. of A., bud. Hopefully, we can "Make America Great Again" by changing the sitting President in 2020 . . . (Yoda): "Hmm?" Ayaq
  25. Units made in China? (Yoda) "Hmm?" Lol. Sounds dangerous. Ayaq
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