AyaqGuyaq

(In "Ernie" voice): "Hey, Burt!!! Happy birthday, buddy!!! Hg-hg-hg-hg-hg!!" That last part was Ernie laughing, BTW. Hope you have a wonderful day, sir. Ayaq

Can't we all just get the 'frick along? What's with all this hatred? Every country is either trying to defend itself from attack, or trying to find a way to kill more people!! Doesn't make any sense. We're all humans, we should love and prosper. Can't understand all the hatred in the world . . . Ayaq

Hey, got not one, not two, but THREE >XI< Sweethearts having a birthday today!! Happy birthday!! Ayaq

LMFAO, Funker!!!! Hehehaehehehhhhehheae!! She wouldn't come because you were "cat-fishing" her with your posts of Mel Gibson on your personal profile, and she was waiting for you to arrive on the cruise ship to Juneau on 07/30/2019 . . . She told me . . . Love you, you crazy bastige (in a non-gay kinda-way, of course . . .)!! Don't tell @RobMc, he's the "jealous type." LMAO, again. Ayaq

Hey, buddy, ever think of moving? (Yoda): "Hmm? Ayaq

Yeah, Sweet @Icequeen, but Run D.M.C. would have you rub his feet and "other extremities" of his body . . . Lol. Hhehehaeheheahaehehahhhehehehehheeah!! Come on, buddy, don't lie!! Ayaq

Nice intro--NOT!! Lol. Where you from? How many kids do you have? What's your bank's routing number, and what's your checking account number? Those are the kinds of things we look for in "Introduction" posts. Yoda . . ."Hmm?" Lol. Ayaq

(Sung to the tune of "Welcome Back Kotter"): Welcome back, welcome back, welllll-commmeeee baaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkkkkkkk . . ." If you die a lot (like I used to--"Attackers" kill, and die; "Campers" can suck donkey balls . . .), be prepared to hear Sweet @WldPenguin say, "Geez, Chris, I just defrosted you . . . are you frozen AGAIN?!?" Lol. Ayaq

Whoo-hoo!! Awesome birthdays today. "Poseidon Adventure," Wild Lady," and "G-String." Whoo-hoo!! Ayaq

Naw, @WldPenguin, Mr. Funky's gonna keep the mini-skirt and halter-top for himself--they seem to have been tailored to his exact (and "exacting") dimensions . . . My buddy, @RobMc, was in the closet video-taping with his 8mm camcorder . . . Lol. Ayaq

You a "camper," bud? Ayaq's an "Attacker." Our paths will cross, soon . . "And tell him I'll be there, I'LL BE THERE!!! AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!!!" I'm you're Huckleberry? (Yoda) Hmm? Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Hey, what about the rest of us that wished you "Happy Birthday?" (Yoda): "Hmm?" (Seinfeld, "Soup Nazi," with Yoda) "No more birthday wishes for you, hmm?" "Hmm?" Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sweethearts . . . and you too, @RANDALL . . . Ayaq P.S. - R.I.P., Bob . . .

Sweet Angelz, ain't nuthin' like good, clean, sweet-tastin' . . . . snicker-doodles? (Yoda) Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Hehehaehahhehwaehehahehahahewahhaheheaw!! Buddy, I'm a homo-phobe, but God is teaching me to be more "accepting." You crazy bastige, you!! "Golf season" in Alaska, as you can imagine, is relatively short, compared to the rest of the "Lower 49" states, as we called 'em, in Alaska. I used to take annual leave to play golf, and always kept my clubs in the back of my extended-cab (4x4, mind you . . .) Ford F-150. I played 3 - 4 times per week, and I could drive for show, but couldn't putt my frickin-ass-off for "dough!" (Homer Simpson voice): "Doh!!" Lol. Golf takes skill. My drives and approaches were golden, but I seem to have a penchant for "three-putting." Never broke 90. Hit "90" a few times, just never broke it . . . Sigh. The life and travails of poor "AyaqGuyaq . . ." Lol. Ayaq

You'll get it "fingered out," Cautious Clay. Ayaq

Hey, c'mon, now!!! The only people that think golf is "boring" are those that don't play the game, and hence, can't appreciate those magnificent shots . . . It's those "magnificent shots" that keep the golfer going back for more. I've got a $2,000 set of golf clubs in Alaska that I'm going to send for--as soon as I find an apartment. And, I think I just did that, yesterday. Gonna "stink up" some golf courses down here . . . lol. Ayaq

Got two more awesome birthdays today . . . @Ruggerxi, you got "the game" rigged so that we only have really awesome and special birthdays, each day, sir? (Yoda): "Hmm?" Lol. Happy birthday to you, Lady, and Strapping Gent(?) of >XI< . . . Ayaq

Whoo-hoo, three awesome birthdays, today!! Happy birthday, all. Ayaq

Please try to relax . . . Not you, @7Toes, me!! Lol, buddy. Praying for you. Reflect on all the happy times in your life, which, by the way, isn't over yet (Yoda), hmm? Hmm? Ayaq

Whoo-hoo!! First one to wish you a "Happy Birthday!!" Happy birthday, buddy, all to yo-self . . . Lol. Ayaq

Lol, bud, everyone just thought that you got arrested again . . . Ayaq

Damn, that's awful. I don't know why people just can't accept each other for who and what they are? I told my father a while back that it was amazing, to me, how people and countries always try to find the best way to kill other people in a different country . . . Doesn't make any sense. Ayaq