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Johnny Knox, excellent topic for a thread-starting, bud. Who woulda thunk that so many past-and-present players had so much talent? Talent, working those darned strings . . . Ayaq

Lol, @FRENCHI, I've watched "Flyboys" I-don't-know-how-many times. Escadrille de Lafayette? That's about the extent of my French-language knowledge . . . Beautiful women, those French ladies, and Frenchi. I actually had a girlfriend named "Laurie" that lived in Paris. She was beautiful, well-endowed, hairy-legged, etc. Beautiful green eyes, light brown hair, luscious lips, . . . . Shiite, Frenchi, see what you've started? True story. I broke her heart when I married someone else, who robbed me like no one else; I still can't understand people's sense of "entitlement." What's mine is "mine," and what's yours is "ours." What da? I shoulda married Laurie . . . or Carrie, or Vera, or Natalie, or Terrie, or . . . Dang it Frenchi, thanks for opening up old wounds, bud. Lol. Ayaq

Holy Crikey, @TBB, your post was worth a second look and a frickin'-shoot-some-more-merlot-out-your-nose . . . Lol. Ayaq

What da, @FRENCHI, you're guilty of incest? I told you my French is just a bit rusty, bud . . . Just a bit. Ayaq

As long as you, Sir McRib, Lord of Porterhouse Steak, don't develop a habit of habitually-planting your lips on the floor . . . Just sayin'. Lol. Ayaq

Lol, FcknChickn . . . Aka "@FunkyChickn." It's great how we can come on here and insult the-frickin' gall-darshed _____ outta each other, yet still feel the love, Donna Summers, "I Feel Love , , ," Lol. Ayaq

Who in the frickin' frick could ask for better Admins.? You guys and gals rock . . . Ayaq

@WSMFreak, you pleasured Joe Satriana a coupla times? What? JK, bud, but still laughing. Ayaq

@TBB, Hehahehahehahahahe!! "Delusions of Grandeur" award, indeed. Sweetness, absolutely frickin' genius. Ayaq

@NumNutz, you crazy bastige, you're the only one I know, besides me, that make "quality posts." Hehahahahehahahhehhaa!! Crazy, yet luvin', Ayaq

@Arrienn, Happy birthday to you, Sweetheart. Loved you in Sly Stallone's movie "Rocky." "Arrienn, Arrienn!!!" You know, right after he won? Might-a-wanna-watch the movie, lol. Ayaq

@harrier, I don't like you already. No one can be that egotistical unless your name is @SGTScott, or Staff Sargent @LtLaszlo, or . . . (fill in da blanks here). Lol. Ayaq

Lol, Mr. Dos. I loved the tee-shirt "So many women, so little time." LMFAO, sir. Ayaq "I've been everywhere, man, across the deserts square, man, I've been everywhere . . ." Only 3 states I've missed. Ayaq

Tom Petty poured Miller beers in @FRENCHI's guitar, what? Lol. Ayaq

Vancouver, B.C., is absolutely beautiful . . . Copper-topped buildings in downtown (which turn green with aging), beautiful non-heffer ladies, and 6 beggars on every street corner . . . Toronto was nice, too . . . fewer beggars. Niagra Falls on the Canadian side are the frickin' bomb. I saved some 3-year-old kids life 'cause he was climbing the guardrail and was just about to topple over. He woulda went over the Falls, sans barrel. Just when he was toppling, I grabbed him by the back of his shirt and yanked him back over. His Momma and Daddy were more than 30 feet (10 metres, for you Canadians) away, and were both sobbing. He offered me money for saving his kid's life, and I politely refused--I"m a "Dad," too. CN Tower is insane--I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from 760' heights . . . Ayaq

Hey ,@TBB bud, ima not-agonna count all does, dat-dem zeroes . . ., What I will say, sir, is you -1,.000.000.000 . . . Wait, how many damn "0's"you got? Lol. Auaq

Sweet-looking coins, bud. I remember trying to tip a strip-dancer with a "Toonie ($2 Canadian, close to $2 American, at the time), and she exclaimed that she only took paper; i.e., $5 bell, because the coin chafed. Ayaq

Lol, Pistol-packin', lady-whippin', horse-slappin', car-stealin' Pete . . . Ayaq

Yes, sir, Happy birthday!! Coming from Ayaq and G-String.

@EXTRAKAMIKAZE QC, sir, aka "Dutch of Lamb-chops:" I think @FRENCHIsaid he saw a robot crying on the streets of Seoul, South Korea. The robot was sent to spy by Kim Jong Un, but got lost--that's why it was crying. My French is a little bit rusty, but I could swear that my translation of Frenchi's Pig French (not to be confused with "Pig Latin") is not-too-far off the mark. Glad to help out, bud. Ayaq

Lol, Lunky. Quite a daily "ration pack" for the officers, indeed. Ayaq

That's the "Terms of Endearment" clause . . . "Squeaky wheels" don't always get oiled, sometimes, they just get replaced . . . Me thinketh thou doest protest too much . . . Just sayin'. Ayaq

Lol, @KicknDatAzz, aka "Kentucky Fried Chicken." Sorry, bra, the nicknames just come to me--"they do, rally they do (in Foghorn Leghorn's voice)." Anyone remember the illustrious Mel Blanc, "The Man with 1,000 Voices?" Aka @KicknDatAzz Leghorn. (Hushed snickering sounds) Ayaq

LMAO, McRib. Don't play with fire if you can't take the heat, bud; i.e., wearing asbestos thongs like "Hot Stuff." I see that you made reference to BOTH @WildPenguin and @Icequeen--good luck!!!! Lol. Ayaq

@blk_plague, you son-of-a . . . - - - . . . Go easy on him, bud. Hehahahhehhhahahehha! Aka, "lol." Ayaq