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Or his third "vag." Ayaq P.S. - We love you, @TBB. TBB? TBB who? Lol.

Damn, @Mule, bud, I gotta pull a "McCain" on you (vis'-a-vis' the latest health care vote) on this one. I always get a chuckle when I read the MC players' invariably-weak ban appeals and promises to not do whatever it was that got them banned in the first place anymore. @NostradewmusXI, @KingStinger!,et al (and other MC Admin. crew), do a great job of handling the appeals and administering the just punishments. Frickin' idiots (no, not the Admins.) keep breaking the rules and wonder why they get banned. Gets me a chuckle every time, it does (typed in "Yoda" voice). Lol. Ayaq P.S. - I don't play MC, but my daughter does. I like to run 'n gun and throw nades and plant clays and etc., etc. (i.e., "die") on the COD4 FT1 server. Different folks for different strokes? No, wait . . .

Hehahhehhehehheaeahaehehhea, @TBB!!!!!! Man, that was both "bad" and "good" at the same time. Lol, we got nuthin' but love for you, @deerejon, aka "John, Dear." Ayaq

Lol, Johnny, keep 'em coming, bud. Ooh, Ayaq said "coming!" Hmm-hmm-hmm. Ayaq

What da heck, Predatory Romance? Any "Sig Heil's" in your vocabulary? Lol, JK, bud. Seriously. Ayaq

Hehehhhhhhahaheheheha!!! You crazy bastiges. Ayaq

John, Dear, aka @deerejon,love ya, bud. She'll wear it while "making whoopie" with your replacement. Sorry, bud, that was bad. Did I say I love ya? Hmm? Lol. Love ya. Ayaq P.S. - Ask her. Love ya.

The doctor broke the "mold" 'cause he didn't want to see a replica. Lol. Love ya, @bds1961, aka "Big Delicious Sucker." No, wait . . . Ayaq

Amen, @loaderXI, amen, brother. I've always wondered about that @bds1961guy (hope he's a guy). When BDS was born, the doctor slapped his mother. When BDS was born, the doctor exclaimed "I'm not sure which end to slap!" When BDS was born, . . . Lol. Ayaq

Lol, Underdog. Ayaq

Thanks to my partial dyslexia, I originally thought that the post read "Long Wait for an @FRENCHI in a Ladies Shop." They shoulda seen how long she woulda stood in line, lol. Ayaq

(In my best Sesame Street "Ernie" voice) Happy birthday, Burt!!!!! Hish-hish-hish-hish-hish-hish. . . Hope your day is speccie-tacular. Ayaq

Lol, Johnny Knox, that reminds me of the "fatality" move by "Sub-Zero" in the fighting game "Mortal Kombat," whereby Sub-Zero rips his opponent's head off and holds it high in the air, with the bloody spine swinging back and forth. Mastering those "fatality moves" on the Sega Genesis took some practice, and guess which character I always picked? Lol. Sega Genesis? What da?!?!?! Ayaq

@Spartacus, aka "Sparty," I think @Mule (Awwwwww!!! Awwwwww!!!!) was thinking of the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants." I think, in your picture (trying to continue with Mule's thought process-ees) is that you have Larry the Lifeguard and his brother on your plates, so that must make you someone other than Larry. Maybe you shoulda wore a yellow tee-shirt. Hey, it's Mule's thought processes I'm trying to capture, come on, now!!! Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Edited to say I'm envious of your fine meal. The absolutely BEST lobster I've had (every single day, two meals a day) was in Portland, Maine. Restaurant on the pier, and the lobster boat pulls up and delivers the baskets of lobster from the boat right into the back door of the restaurant--can't get fresher than that!!! Relatively cheap, too: it only cost $21 for a two-whole-lobster meal resplendent with all da fixins'. In Anchorage, Alaska (all the FRICKIN' WAY ACROSS THE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT, WITH ONLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE CANADIAN PROVINCES BETWEEN MAINE AND ALASKA!!!!) it's $45 just for the tail and fixins'. Just sayin'. Man, I'm craving lobster right now . . .

Happy birthday, Sweet Keres--many, many more to ye. Ayaq

Hey, Kamikaze, happy birthday!! Sacre bleu, cabernet chauvignon, bon appetit, Pontiac Bonneville, and all that jazz . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday to Sir Poseidon, Lord of Backhandshire . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday, Mrs. Johnny Cage!! "Frawress victory . . ." Ayaq

Hey, happy birthday, G-String!! Hope your special day is frickin' awesome. Ayaq

Inna Gadda Da Vida . . . babe-ay . . . Ayaq

@Stringer, aka "G-String:" you might wanna swap out your red, 6-inch stilettos for some comfortable walking shoes to give your feet a break. I've heard from other members that the concrete sidewalks get "hard on the feet" after a few miles. Just suggestin'. Ayaq

Yeah, definitely @FRENCHI's fault. During WWII, when something went wrong with American GIs' equipment, they didn't call them "Gremlins," they called them "Frenchis." Lol. Love ya, bud. Ayaq P.S. - @English-Bob, not you--Frenchi!!!!

Welcome, welcome to the >XI< club, Sir @agmaas, aka "Agnes." Great bunch, here. Ayaq

Pimped, who's the whore, you or BDS???? Lol, say that in your best Yoda voice: "I true whore indeed." Ayaq

Lol, Spongey, I thought that that was a current pic of @SGTScott. Lol, Sweet Scottie-JK, bud!! Ayaq