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Okay, what @TBB said, x100000000000000000000000 (wait, how many "zeroes" did he have in there? Better add a few more) 00000000000000000000. Ayaq

@Unchileno, that was @ChknFngr getting it on. He was giving the hen his "finger." Lol. Crazy video. Ayaq

Shucks, I was rooting for "Camel Toe." Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday to Sir Rockape, Lord of DrinksALot. Hope your day is superb, and thanks for your tireless work for the >XI< community. We love you, man!!! Ayaq

Funny . . . chuckled, guffawed, and then ultimately frowned because of introspection. Truism. Shee-ite, we can't escape "truism." Nice likeness of R2-D2, though. Lol. Ayaq

@RattleHead, you son-of-a . . . - - - . . . No, wait, that was the Morse-code signal for @SGTScott, sorry. Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Mr. "Open Up!!!" Hope it's ("It's" can mean "it is" or "it was," you know, as I say that in my best Minnesotan voice) an absolute blast. Ayaq P.S. - Frickin' @7toes, where, or where, did you find that horrid picture? "Did I make you horny? Shee-ite, all that pic did was make me crave bacon. Just sayin'.

@SamIam, you don't need a newer PC, just download the latest hacks before @TBB does. At least, that was the advice given to me by @bds1961. Just advisin'. Ayaq

Happy birthday, my Zombie ROTU 2.2.2 bud!!! Hope I didn't miss the "Birthday Train (just saw the announcement)," and if I did, I hope it was frickin' fantastic. Ayaq

Happy day, happy day. Many more, por favor. Ayaq

Frickin' @TBB, your second joke had me laughing hard, bud. @bds1961 had the first "Mycoxaflopin" joke though, and that was a good chuckle to you, sir. Ayaq

Frickin' amazing, Oon-Chillay-No, aka " @Unchileno." Notice how the guy has to lean back to compensate for the weight of the swinging sledge hammer. Crazy, man, crazy. My luck, I'd break my foot on my first swing then plummet the six floors not only in absolute terror, but in excruciating pain, too, from the broken foot. Lol. Great post, bud. Ayaq

@dadda2, aka "Sir Dadda, Lord of GiveADamn," aka "Dadda Foods Mayonnaise," aka "President Dadda." Lol. Please come take your rightful place here in the good 'ol U.S. of A.--please!!! Frickin' sabres have gone from "rattling" to "unsheathed." Lord help us all. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, @Mr_Wick. Great group of luscious guys and manly gals here. No, wait . . . Lol, don't worry, I hit "on the right side of the fence," if you know what I mean. I hope you weren't Magna Cum Laude from "The School of Dr. Kevorkian." Lol. JK, we got a great bunch of gorgeous women and strapping young gents here . . . Ayaq

Hey, @SABRE, Happy birthday, indeed, to you. Hey, @Streetcleaner, stop doing your Kim Jong Un's impression and "Stop rattling that Sabre!!!" "Like the world has never seen." Hope not. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, @wmccune100, aka "Leo." Ayaq

Congratulations to you and Mrs. Milky on your true blessing. Only one hour in labor--that must be some kinda record of sumptin'. Ayaq

Welcome back, Scripture. You Kotter, you . . . Ayaq

@KicknDatAzz, bud, you say that to ALL the women that about to pull down your drawers: "Release the Kraken!!!" Lol. When I had to bail out someone with a drug problem, I exclaimed: "Release the Crack Head!!!" Lol. Hope I didn't offend any crack heads here . . . Ayaq

Careful what you ask for, @Kill, bud. I got awarded the "Bullshit" medal, too, but someone felt it absolutely necessary to award me the "Bitch" medal. Lol--careful what you ask for, lest you receive it!!!! Ayaq

Dun-dun-dun, dun-da-lung-dung!!! Ice, Ice, baby . . . Great choice, Sir Dadda, Lord of GiveADamn. Congrats, bud (no, not you, @dadda2 . . . @ice) Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sweet Sandra Anne!!!! (Sung to the "Mandy" song by Barry Manilow): "Oh, Sandra . . . you came and you took without giving . . ., and Dadda stole you away, oh Sandra . . ." Lol. Hope Sweet Dadda makes your day special (as I'm sure he will), Sweetheart. Ayaq

Lol, @ScRiPt3r, aka "Scripture." True dat? Ayaq

Congratulations, @KingStinger!, new Grandpa!!! What a precious little baby, and smiling already? A lot of people would say, "No, that's just gas," or "Man, I have an odd-looking Grandpa," and stuff like that. Lol. When I was born, my Mom held me up and said "Look, Honey, what a treasure!!" My Dad said, "Yeah, I've already got the hole dug out back to bury it." My Dad always put the diaper on my wrong end, and my Mom always accused him of trying to suffocate me. My Dad convinced me that the Tooth Fairy only gave sugar-flavored rat poison for children's teeth, not money. My Dad always said . . . Hmm, I digress. Congratulations again, bud!! Ayaq

Stiff upper lip, McRib--hang in there, bud!!! You gotta recover soon so we can swap some more "hard-life camping" stories. Lol. Praying for you and your leg. Ayaq