AyaqGuyaq

H4ehahahahaehahaheha!! Still tastes good, eh? Ayaq

I agree with Staff Sargent @LtLaszlo; i.e., the McRib is the best, and is also the nickname that I've bestowed upon Sir @RobMc, Duke of Duke Wellington (steaks). McRib? Mmmm. I would enjoy one, and my 19-year-old son would enjoy five, and two McChicken sandwiches. And large fries. And large coke. I remember being that young, in college: consume 7,000 calories a day and still be hungry . . . (Homer Simpson, drooling impression) McRib, mmmmmmm . . . Lol. Ayaq

Hear-hear--Lord @HarryWeezer, Count of Nightingale, said it best, and foremost!! Hear-hear!! Ayaq

Lol. Nice intro. Welcome to the >XI< forums. You sound crazy, but at least you spell good. Lol. And your diction is even gooder. Ayaq

@Roxy!, you . . . wait, am I in the right thread? Wunderin' minds wanna know. Ayaq

Maybe the server thinks that all of your passwords should "R.I.P.," @RIP>XI<? Just wonderin' . . . Ayaq

@Roxy!, you zombie-killing vixen you! Wait, do I have the right thread??? Ayaq

Hey, Wild Fire--I missed the "Birthday Wishes" bus. I hope you had a great day--happy belated!! Ayaq

@Hefe33, and all this time I thought that you were inspired by El Guapo from the film "The Three Amigos." "Pardon me, El Guapo, but I know that I, Hefe33, do not possess your superior intellect or education. But could it be that, once again, you are mad at someone else and choose to take it out on me?" Fave, fave. Ayaq

Mr. John, Dear, you shoulda posted in the "Vacation or Personal" thread that you were going to Johannesburg last year, bud. We woulda wished you a good time, but it looks like we didn't need to, anyway. Lol. Ayaq

Lol. When his wife was told by her doctor that she was pregnant, she asked "Are you sure it's mine?" I hate it when strange, yet-oddly-familiar-looking, kids run up to the me in the store yelling "Daddy!!" When I was younger and faster, I used to just run away, but now, in order to get a little head start, I have to push 'em down, first . . . Lol. Just kidding? Ayaq

Nice shot. Few more to go . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sir. I especially loved you as Lloyd Bridges in the TV series "Sea Hunter." No, wait . . . Lol. Ayaq

Sick issue, but funny-ass posts. Can't help but laugh, albeit guiltily. And no, I've never slipped any "Mickies" to any lady--never had to. And no, I wouldn't have done it even if she said "no." LMAO. "Bill Cosby Strength," indeed. Ayaq

@Predat0r, I thought it came from lingering outside the school-yard fences? Lol. @Stringer, I thought it was because "G-String" was already taken? Lol. Ayaq

Hillary Clinton in "It Takes a Village." Sorry, first thing that popped into my mind. Lol. Ayaq

Welcome, Sir Raisin, Count of Phoenix. You know, "Raisin Arizona?" Don't break the law and get punished in Singapore, lest you be "Raisin Caned." There's a hole in da bucket, dear Raisin, dear Raisin, there's a hole in da bucket, dear Raisin, a hole . . . Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sharpe, aka "Sharp-ay." Wasn't that taken from a line in RuPaul's song "Work it Girl?" You know: "Sharp-ay . . ., Sharp-ay . . ., Sharp-ay-Sharp-ay-Sharp-ay . . ." Coulda sworn. Hope your day is better 'n great. Ayaq

Happy day, happy day--and on Father's Day, too!! Ayaq

Nice female, Burt. The salmon looks nice, too. Ayaq

What @FRENCHI said, -1. No comprende. Ayaq

Lol. Happy Father's Day to all you Dads out there. This is usually the other day (besides Dad's birthday) when the wife doles out "special" treats. Wink, wink. You know, like not bitching, and that kinda stuff . . . Lol. Ayaq

Lol, @SGTSmeg, I've always known you as "Smegma" since when we were members of the ssme COD clan so-many-frickin' years ago. Good to be on the same clan with you again, bud--I'm sorry that I couldn't meet you when you came to Alaska . . . I used to be called "Cooldude_gold" on the COD server that Smeg and I used to habituate. My older brother came to visit in Anchorage some time back and wanted to play, but I didn't want people to think that "Cooldude_gold" became "sucky" all of a sudden. I made up the name "AyaqGuyaq" for him--strangely enough, it's a name that I don't have a problem registering ANYWHERE!! Lol. After he left Anchorage, I forgot to change my name from "AyaqGuyaq" back to "Cooldude_gold," until people on the COD server typed, "Man, AyaqGuyaq, you move and throw nades like Cooldude_gold." LMAO--true story. I changed my name back, but shortly afterwards, that same brother died of a heart attack in the sauna, so I changed my name permanently to "AyaqGuyaq." Ayaq

God bless you, @Unchileno, aka "Oon-chillay-no," son. You're correct act might help "counter-act" some of the bad karma that I'm sure you've drummed up over the years. Lol, haven't we all? I woulda done the same thing. I'm trying to undo some stuff, too. LMAO. Monsignor Ayaq

Talk about yourself in the third-person context much, Sensei? You have skills that we can only dream "off?" Lol, nice intro(?). Ayaq