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Happy birthday, "Rock On!!!," aka @ROCKMAN (Lol, almost clicked on @ROCKAPE). Hope it's awesome. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Russo, you almost-as-good-as-Ayaq Zombie (ROTU 2.2.2) killer, you!!! Ayaq

LMFSO ("Laugh My Frickin' Shee-ite Off"), you guys and gals. Great thread, love the trash talk and whining (why people always gotta whinge and cry? Just askin'), yadda, yadda, yadda. Love you, Sweet @WildPenguin, and I apologize for using your name in an "age-related" joke some time ago. I committed an "Xtreme Idiot" faux paux in associating any age with any female. Anyways . . . Wish I coulda been on your team, Sweet Pengy, if only just to hear you say "Geez, Ayaq, I just de-frosted you--I gotta thaw you again?" Lol. Nay, "Hehehehhaahheahaehehehahehehae!!" Point is to have fun, you spectacular ladies and gleamingly-bright young gents. Ayaq

Happy, happy day, Ms. "Oh, Snap!!" Many, more, por favor, with the apostrophe above the "o" in favor? Or, in French, according to @FRENCHI, "Sacre bleu!!!!" Or "Magnifique!!!," according to @AthenA, aka "A, then A," and another "A," for good measure, or something or other. Hope your day is spec. Ayaq

Hey, Lost, happy birthday!! Ayaq

Happy birthday, Lead, aka "Mr. Brown Finger," in reference to the recent picture you posted of you, your cut finger, and the beautiful brown trout you were holding that you blamed for cutting your left index finger. Oh yeah, and "Happy birthday" also to the UPS truck (shown in the background of your pic) that was instrumental of delivering that lunker--no, not @Lunkster--to you. Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Lady Antebellum!!! Congratulations again to you and Mr. Dark Antebellum on your still-new addition. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Taco St. Loco!!! Hope you have a great day, bud. Ayaq

LMAO, everyone--great posts (some of you's). Sorry, Sir Rugger, Duke of GivesAShit. Missed original post, but I hope your day was fantastic. Ayaq

Shee-ite, @LtLaszlo, that happens when your brassiere it too tight. Just confessin'. Ayaq

"Dadda Foods" Mayonnaise. I look forward to talking and gaming with you soon. Love and miss you blokes and bloke-esses. Ayaq P.S. - @sandradee2, aka "Sandra Anne," we need to sing some songs in remembrance of AH-1, our resident "Pennsylvania Idol." K?

Nice photo, @codpiece. I've seen photos of the venerable P-51 coming back from escorting missions in Germany with carrot vegetation in its "air scoop," it was flying that low. The P-51 Mustang was EXTREMELY INSTUMENTAL in the destruction of Berlin and Herman Goering's vaunted Luftwaffe. It was the only fighter plane, with its beautifully-engineered Rolls Royce Merlin (thank you, to our British allies) 12-cylinder engine and body crammed with extra fuel, to escort the American B-17s to Berlin and back. It was also EXTREMELY INSTRUMENTAL in escorting the American B-29s from Iwo Jima to bomb Japanese cities, and back. Mr. Goering even remarked, when he saw P-51s in dogfights with Meschersmidtt (spelling, here, someone will correct me) ME-109s and Focke-Wulf FW-190s (more spelling correction from those that feel to do so) over Berlin: "The jig is up." He knew--Mr. Goering, that is--that the Allies had, finally, an escort fighter plane that could go to Berlin and back (to Britain), yet still have enough fuel after dog-fighting to strafe trains and other infrastructure, and such. Frickin' Allies--we love you, man!!! Good always--ultimately--overcomes evil. Just musin'. Ayaq

Welcome, welcome, Sir (Lady? Not sure about the genitalia?) Sanderr to >XI<. Lol. I don't really care about the "genitalia" part, but you will have fun here with the lovely ladies and strapping young gents. You joined a great family, and we love to rib each other lovingly, tenderly, precociously, (like Ayaq's nades), etc. Ayaq

LMAO, Johnny Dos!!!! That was "par excellence," with the apostrophe above the second "e." And, what @FRENCHI is about to type, +100,000,000,000,000. Ayaq

Hey, you luscious ladies and strapping gents, I've been to the Niagra Falls (even saved a 3-year old boy from falling over the fence right above the falls). An option you might consider is flying into Toronto, Ontario. The Falls are only 70 miles (Johnny Dos, please convert to kilometers, or "kilometres" if you're Canadian) from Toronto. Toronto has the CN Tower, with its Plexiglas floors, and some excellent food. Just advisin'. Wish I could meet you buggers and bugger-esses. Great parties will abound, of that, I am sure. Ayaq

Big Papa Joe, since my divorce, I've seen it as my calling to "turn 'em back" to the other side. Lol. Just kidding, bud. I've lost everything, like you, @BigPapaDean, aka "Big Papa Joe," aka . . . _________________. (You guys and gals that don't like Big Papa Joe can fill in da blank.) Hehehheahehheheawhehewhewhew!!! I too, Sir Papa Joe, Sire of LovesALot, have been through a messy divorce: lost wife (heck with the wife) and kids (I love my precious babies), 3-story, $450k house, $100+k job, self-respect, pets, yadda, yadda, yadda. You, Sir LovesALot, have to grab your boot-straps and haul yourself up, bud. I've finally decided to grab my panties from around my ankles and decided to climb back on da horse. I'll be moving to a remote Alaska village for my "Business Manager" position in a coupla weeks. They've offered to ship my truck over by barge, pay for my charter flight to the village, and provide me with free housing. And, give me a week's pay in advance so I can "stock up" on provisionals. You know, beans, hardtack, lard, sugar, flour, and so forth. Lol. When you fall off the mountain, and if you've survived, you gotta grab the climbing rope and start pulling yourself back up. My trick is, you tie knots in the rope as you're falling down. Lol, yet again. Hang in there, bud. My "saving grace," at least as far as you gaming >XI< Idiots are concerned (by the way, typed lovingly, dearingly, tenderly, . . .) is that the village I'm going to has fiber-optic cable service. I'm in Dillingham, Alaska, now, and the only offering here is satellite service, and the lag I've seen is abhorrent. When I get my "new dives," I'll at least be able to pay $170/month for the best cable service that GCI, Inc. has available for that particular community. I've been accused of being "smart," in some circles. Problem with me is that, those circles are pretty small. Lol, sigh. Yet again. Stiff upper lip, bud. Hip-hip!!!! Love you frickin' guys and gals. Ayaq

@YACCster, I thought that was like 50 Mexican pesos? Karma works, Oon-Chillay-No. One time a car died right in front of my house when I was mowing my lawn. The guy got out, grabbed a "Jerry Jug" from his trunk, and asked me "Is there a gas station nearby?" I replied, "Yeah, about 8 blocks away, but I've got some lawn-mower gas from last year I can give you." I went to my garage and grabbed my 5-gallon can, which had about 4 gallons (7.2 litres for my Canadian brethren) in it, and proceeded to dump it in his tank. After about a gallon was in, he said, "That's enough, that'll get me to the gas station." I proceeded to empty my can in his tank and said, "It's okay, bud, it's 'last year's gas' anyway." When my can was empty, I replaced his cap, and he tried to hand me a $20 bill. I said "Don't worry about it, bud." Seven months later, driving home from the Fur Rendezvous in Anchorage, my wife's Ford Explorer ran outta gas in a "seedy" part of town (her gas gauge was on da blink). I told my wife and kids and niece that there was a gas station just a coupla blocks away, and that I would buy a small gas can,, get some gasoline, and be right back. A guy drove up in his truck and asked "Did you run out of gas?" I said "Yeah, I'm going to the Texaco just down the street to get some." He said "Hold on, I'll be right back." Guess what? He came back in 5 minutes and put 4 gallons of gas in my tank, even though I asked him to stop after one. I offered him a suspiciously-crisp $20 note, and he said "Don't worry about it. Have a safe drive home." Karma, baby. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums. What @TBB said, +100,000,000,000. Ayaq

Crack, @Elvis9, the only song that comes to mind is "Cry Me a River," and the only prescription I can think of is "Growacet." Crikey, @AthenA, the only song for you that comes to mind is "Love Stinks." Lol, JK, Sweetheart. I meant to type "Shot to the Heart." Or "Total Eclipse of the Heart." Or "You're Cheatin' Heart." No, wait . . . A song by Whitney Houston, that's it. Yeah, that's it!! Lol. Love ya, Sweethearts. Ayaq

Awesome news, my buddy of [B1] fame. Lol. That's where I was a member with you and @SGTSmeg playing COD UO. 'Member? You both hated my nades and trip-wires then. Smegma loves them now, but word is that he's been practicin' "Ayaq-style." Lol. Great news on the wife scene, bud, God bless you and your cherub. Ayaq

Big Papa Joe, aka @BigPapaDean, if you chop if "it" off, it won't come back bigger!!! You ain't no frickin' salamander!!! Just sayin'. Lol. Ayaq

Get well soon, Spongey. Remember that "Seinfeld" episode: "Is he Painsponge-worthy?" I always keep a bottle of Bayer 325-mg tablets in my coat pocket in case I or someone else near me experiences chest pain. It's a good idea to chew one while you're on the way to the hospital or waiting for an ambulance. You can read one of my earlier posts about how I demanded one of my employees chew an aspirin tablet because she was really sweaty and nauseous, and while the ambulance was on its way. Turns out she had a very large gall-stone that was later removed. Lol. Like @Spartacussaid, you gotta "arrest" the damage before permanent damage becomes too great. Ayaq

LMAO, Jerome!!! I'll offer an extra prayer for you, bud. Lol. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, @TattooGamer. Wasn't that the planet from the exalted movie "Star Wars?" "TattooGamer?" Or "Tatooie," or sumptin' like dat? Lol. Ayaq

Happy birthday, @Sykorsky, Heir to the Greatest Helicopter Inventor Ever Known? Poor Russians: Ivan Sykorsky defected (immigrated? Naw, defected, 'cause he woulda anyways) to the "West" to develop his incredible machines. We, the "non-Soviets," or "Soviets-used-to-be, yet-still-wanna-be" NATO allies are grateful. Freeze, a jolly good fellow, freeze, a jolly good fellow, freeze, a . . . . How many of you luscious ladies and strapping young gents were singing along, pray tell? Lol. Ayaq