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Lol, that was indeed "laugh out loud" funny.  With friends like him, who needs enemas?  Ayaq

 
@@PimpedOutPete loves bony whiner and @@hxtr, Ayaq, but hey! I am not jealous, I like women better lol
 

Happy birthday, Rami!  I was just in TS with you, but didn't see the post until now.
 
Who was that Korean acting like he was riding a horse and signing his song about sexy ladies, kinda like this:  "Heyyyyyy, sexy ladies . . . . hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, Rami-star!!!!  Hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, Rami-star!!!"
 
Or something like that.  I hope you had a great one.  Ayaq

Yeah, Joe, you and Pete can sing a duet together:  "Once upon a time there was light in my life, now there's only love in the dark (looking wistfully into each others eyes) . . . there's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart . . ."  Ayaq

I know, Goof, but there are never any men in any sperm banks, just ladies.  That's what I've heard from someone, anyway.  I'm not going to mention any names, but his initials are "7toes_ky."  Ayaq

After watching the clip again, it looks like Dadda2 throwing the 'masher towards Raven.  Poor Raven had shrapnel wounds to both butt-ocks.  Lol.  Ayaq

After watching the clip again, it looks like Dadda2 throwing the 'masher towards Raven.  Poor Raven had shrapnel wounds to both butt-ocks.  Lol.  Ayaq

Did someone check the top guy's pulse?  The guy to his right looks like he's retching from the stench already.  Lol.  Ayaq

Happy Birthday, Joe, eh?
 
Remember, those pole dancers don't like "Loonies" or "Twonies;" they like "5-spots."
 
Viva La Canada, and it's fine (and legal) Cuban cigars and the Horseshoe (Niagra) Falls!!!! 
 
Musta been a Canadian surveyor on that one.
 
Hope you have a great one.  Ayaq

Umm, I was playing in the COD4 FT1 server yesterday, and umm, this player called "Sally>XI<Adm" kept killing me regularly and without apparent feeling.  I say this because she laughed out loudly as she plucked my bullets outta the air, Matrix-style, and hurled them back at me, with great aplomb and great force, and with cruel intentions.  I can't forget that raucous and hideous laughter.  I was in TS with her.
 
Can someone come spec her, please?
 
P.S. - No, I'm serious.
 
P.P.S. - Lol.  Ayaq

sperm bank 1 oz 50 bucks lmfao

Umm, I was playing in the COD4 FT1 server yesterday, and umm, this player called "Sally>XI<Adm" kept killing me regularly and without apparent feeling.  I say this because she laughed out loudly as she plucked my bullets outta the air, Matrix-style, and hurled them back at me, with great aplomb and great force, and with cruel intentions.  I can't forget that raucous and hideous laughter.  I was in TS with her.
 
Can someone come spec her, please?
 
P.S. - No, I'm serious.
 
P.P.S. - Lol.  Ayaq

That was a great clip.  Notice how he threw the potato masher away from himself, but towards his fellow combatant?  Whatta team, whatta team!!!  Lol.  Ayaq

Perhaps God is more forgiving of indiscretions than people think.

someone better snatch that stuff.....just saying

Frickin' Canada.  We should invade them and make them the 51st state in the Union.
 
Lol.  Funny clip.  Ayaq

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad.... After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
 
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Happy Birthday, Count Dukoo!!  Hope it was spectacular.  Ayaq

lol @@AyaqGuyaq i was just trying to ignore that one...lol
 
yes, thx all, i really had a great day with some good games in the evening

Glad to hear it was a great one, Sweet Kitty.   I'm sure (present company included) many brave, creative, and sculptured >XI< men would have gladly volunteered for the "massage" part.
 
By the way, in Power Crazy's birthday emoticon to you (here it is:  ), he's hoping that you'd be the one holding the paddle.  Just sayin'.  Ayaq
 
P.S. - Lol.

Glad to hear it was a great one, Sweet Kitty.   I'm sure (present company included) many brave, creative, and sculptured >XI< men would have gladly volunteered for the "massage" part.
 
By the way, in Power Crazy's birthday emoticon to you (here it is:  ), he's hoping that you'd be the one holding the paddle.  Just sayin'.  Ayaq
 
P.S. - Lol.

thx all, i really have a great day, with breakfast in bed, hot bath, massage and shopping clothes and stuff :animier: