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A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blond man then said, "Let 's hope it 's not the 13th."
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Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We 'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are making love. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke 's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I 'm not sure what to do... it 's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it 's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven 't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That 's your air freshener swinging about!"
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A blonde man 's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don 't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.
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A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

You saying TBB post need filtering ?? 

It looks like I have poked the bear too hard this time and they have locked me out permanently.
I wonder if someone could post on my wall on Facebook to the effect that I have not died again but I shall not be able to stay in touch via that medium due to the behaviour of Zuckerberg's bots.
Please convey my respects to Rob, Marty et al and all of my admirers on the Idiots forum but I have shared my last meme with you on there.
So, if you need to talk to me this is the web site where I shall be!
DeeJayKeg alias Dave Spinks alias @gardencoaster

you can copy and paste the mod someplace add the mp_ then drop it back in your mod folder . You then have the best of both worlds. Merlin paid me 3 dollars to type that 🙂 

He is still pissed at me for giving him hell for buying shitty counterfeit spark plugs off amazon   🤣  But Timmah will not see this, he added me to the list !!     

You should be that lucky!!!!  

Down the rabbit hole

Was a rough week last week but it ended good! Got out of Hospital, onto the golf course (only 9 holes at a time, building energy back) and out to a concert last night. 
Concert was amazing, got to go see my 2nd favorite band The Lazys, went with the lead singer and girlfriend of my FAVORITE band Monster Truck! 
And I got to eat my 1st real meal!!! Ramen!!!

 


 
the drummer of The Lazys sent me a message saying he had a gift for me, all the members were checking in on me last week and were so happy to see me there and took time to chat, was great, 
The drummer made me a custom skin for my wall, thats me, and those are my teeth and the name of their newest single Rattle Them Bones


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
was so good just to feel normal for a night again!!!!

You saying TBB post need filtering ?? 

You saying TBB post need filtering ?? 

You saying TBB post need filtering ?? 

I taught him everything I know 

Underhand or overhand ?? I'm quite sure everybody wants to know this one 🙂 

on or off in the toss whats the target ? now there is a good question small bulls eye ?? Maybe an airazona   mouth piece thats a good question righ there. I thnk its time for disgusting photo shop 

Underhand or overhand ?? I'm quite sure everybody wants to know this one 🙂 

This is what I look like nowadays (picture dated May 2023).  I may even wear my Royalist hat and badges! 😄

on or off in the toss whats the target ? now there is a good question small bulls eye ?? Maybe an airazona   mouth piece thats a good question righ there. I thnk its time for disgusting photo shop 

on or off in the toss whats the target ? now there is a good question small bulls eye ?? Maybe an airazona   mouth piece thats a good question righ there. I thnk its time for disgusting photo shop 

Underhand or overhand ?? I'm quite sure everybody wants to know this one 🙂 

Why not - I haven't used them

Dildo tossing,that's right next to midget tossing hell yeah

And you're going to give them back, that's kinda shity of you...  😂

on or off in the toss whats the target ? now there is a good question small bulls eye ?? Maybe an airazona   mouth piece thats a good question righ there. I thnk its time for disgusting photo shop