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Found some good ones. Not mine of course but funny.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.  
Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes.  
When Chuck Norris needs to relax, he joins the army.  
Chuck Norris once made Kirsten Stewart smile.  
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.  
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.  
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank for fun that truck is now known as Optimus Prime  
Chuck Norris killed 50 bad guys with 2 bullets. The first bullet was a warning shot.
  Jesus can walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Beers
sound your  your game res is set @ 480x640 when you monitor supports 1080
the first video option is where you find res setting is top center of the page. (i not have CoD working right now  to show you)
when you see 480x640 click the left mouse over it, till you see 1920x1080
also turn off dual cards in the options
ops CoD5  co4 below

 
 
 
 

I use steam to cook oysters shrimp and lobsters. That's all it's good for. lol

Well it would seem a lot of people play WAW from the game purchased from Steam. So it must work for them. I agree some might have issues. Logic would say its not steam its something on the users machine causing the issue bad download interupted install blah blah blah. My favorite is old and usless antivirus programs. LOL were so over that people. I have a saying about this stuff. You can spend hours going through the possibilities of what is wrong. I injoy this always interested in WTF reasons. But really were a very small crowd. My answer is this delete the game from steam. You can always download a new copy. I bet by now Dean could of did this 3 or 4 times. So delete the game from Steam reboot and reinstall from steam. At teh very least its the same waste of time trying everything else till you luck out and it works. 

@djMot.....I purchased from steam and had no issues

Let start with your clan name? Roody
   Do you have any nicknames? Personal or in game? In former times "Ans" later sometimes "FreakFunk"
    When and where were you born? My son claims that I should have met the dinosaurs. Grrrrrr
But it was 1972 Oct. In a small city named Gelnhausen (Germany)
    When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Drummer in a rockband, better metalband.
    Where have you lived? My whole life in a small village near Frankfurt. In the middle of the dark woods.
    What got you into gaming? My neighbour and his two COMPETITION PRO joysticks plugged in the C64
    Your first game you played? Xerons
    And what do you play now? Xerons and COD4
    Why did you join XI? The name "xtreme idiots" catched me. My humor! And I was addicted by the freezetag server from xi. Very funny mod.
    What do you get from being in this clan? I can no longer be kicked from a full server. Meet incredible crazy people from all around the world
    What is your favorite hobby? See my son laughing, freezing some old guys, repairing notebooks and personal computers, my dog, mountainbiking
    What is your favorite travel destination? acores, la gomera
    Are you married? Yep. Nearly 20 years now. Hard time for my wife.
    Do you have children? A wonderful son ("Cpt. Rex" on COD4 ft Server)
    What kind of pets do you have, if any? What are their names? A black cat called "Shadow" und a black dog named "Sky"
    Are you a sports fan? If so, what is your favorite team? Hallenhalma and Tabletennis. Timo Boll is my fav sportsman
    What causes are you passionate about? Helping helpless people. For example refugees from ukraine, disabled persons and much more. Respect for all people
    Do you volunteer? If so, where? I'm member in school parents council. And in DLRG (german lifesaving society). There I train swimming for kids
    What is an interesting fact about you? My shoe size is 10
    Did you belong to any professional organizations? yes
    What is your current job title? system engineer
    Did you win any awards or recognitions during your education? It's a great swimming award in germany called "Seepferdchen"
    Where do you work? In Frankfurt at a big broadcaster
    What other job titles have you had in your career? Carer for disabled persons, communications electronics engineer spezialiced in telecommunications, sound engineer.
    Where else have you worked? Hanau, Gelnhausen
    Why did you choose to work in your industry? Make my hobby to my job
    Why do you like your job? Money. Canteen. Get to know lots of people. Get to know lots of new technical features
    How would you describe your career? chaotic
    What are some accomplishments you've achieved during your career? I'm proud of a Unplugged-CD-recording with Amy Macdonald as sound engineer
    If you could give a younger person career advice, what would it be? Don't do anything you don't like to do!
    What is your favorite sport? Hallenhalma, etreme couching, Tabletennis, Mountainbiking
   
    If you were granted 1 wish, what would you wish for? Let it rain brains for humanity!

Brandon put a tater in his shorts at college to impress the girls. They ran from him. One dude took pity and explained "you have to put the potato in the front."

Pump the breaks, I was kidding as well 😂

Yesterday I took my wife for pre booked tests at the hospital. And after having an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy the Doctors discovered my wife has Bowel Cancer.
At the moment we are just numb and trying to get our heads round it, Donna is a woman who has never smoked or drank to excess (the odd glass of wine) and teaches PE at school. So she has always been fit and healthy. And in ten years has only been off work twice due to illness it just makes no sense.
We have now told all the family which has been very hard on everyone. This woman is my rock for over 22 years we have only ever been apart 3 times in all those years. I find myself having to be the strong one telling everyone its alright mum will be fine, while cracking jokes and keeping a smile on my face when in reality I just want to scream. 
It is now a waiting game for more tests and the results from the Biopsy. We have a full body CT scan booked for the 4th of next month to see if it has spread and only after those results will the Doctors decide the next step.
I do not claim to be a religeous man but I prayed for the first time in a lot of years. Not for me but for my wife who is the most wonderfull kind and gentle woman you could ever wish to meet.
I only post this to remind everyone, hug the special people in your life , tell them you love them today. Because you never know what tomorrow brings.
Wishing everyone the best
 Baldie (Rob) 

Is that a new herd of fly over teh moon cows ? I've heard they are by far teh worse for them trails of CON.
 

Is that a new herd of fly over teh moon cows ? I've heard they are by far teh worse for them trails of CON.
 

Is that a new herd of fly over teh moon cows ? I've heard they are by far teh worse for them trails of CON.
 

Is that a new herd of fly over teh moon cows ? I've heard they are by far teh worse for them trails of CON.
 

Is that a new herd of fly over teh moon cows ? I've heard they are by far teh worse for them trails of CON.
 

welcome

From the Steam Launcher, right-click on the game from the Library and select Properties from the menu. Select the Installed Files tab and click Verify integrity of game files... Steam will verify the game's files. This process may take several minutes.

From the Steam Launcher, right-click on the game from the Library and select Properties from the menu. Select the Installed Files tab and click Verify integrity of game files... Steam will verify the game's files. This process may take several minutes.

Is this a Steam copy?  Steam would update/patch automatically if that is the case as far as I know, I'm not familiar with how Steam manages games and installs.  Outside of that, if it's a legit CD copy, those patches should work.

cheech & choung skin
C & C 2
smokem

Hope they get away 

remember were idiots doing what idiots can do 🙂 

still crashing

@LilMord was having issues with her computer crashing in game and mentioned it on the server.
@PickleRick Kindly offered to access her computer remotely and try to remedy her issues
As far as I am aware @LilMords computer is now behaving itself
So a BIG thank you from me @PickleRick you are a top man 👏

Cheesy Cheddar chicken quesadillas.
Worth it to make the sauce from freshly grated.
Bechamel was the first mother sauce I learned at about the age of 7.
 

I am unable to find either the original post or a means to send direct messages any more.  I don't know if this means the web site is now over-complicated or I am losing my faculties.  Anyway, I shall not be attempting solo travel to Welwyn Garden City tomorrow as I am not up to it.  As many of you know, my wife hates me and won't accompany me anywhere.  My PC is also gone as are all my games.   I cannot afford a replacement just now so am buying a laptop for email, social media etc in the meantime.  I hope to be playing again in the summertime.  I am sorry to let you down, guys.  We will get together at some stage I am sure.  Love from Dave\ DeeJay\ Michael