TheLastColdBeer

Happy Birthday Texas! Have a grand day.

The only thing the Canadian health care system and ObamaKare have in common is the word health being mentioned. Other than that, there's little to compare. Canada has a system in place that actually provides medical service. Obama has.....well, to put it bluntly, levied a MASSIVE tax on individuals and corporations under the guise of overhauling our health care system. 'Nuff said.

Beats me. Happy Birthday anyway!

Sheesh Toot, that's like, fuckin' wrong eh? Oh eh, I dunno what else to eh, say, like eh?

Kami, I keel you.....But, before I do, have a Happy Birthday!!

Should have posted and let us know, i missed giving you my approval and a damn good thrashing ME ME!! Spank me next!! "or whatever they said in The Holy Grail"

Way to go Nummy.....you Idiot!

Happy Birthday Bob, have a great day.

Kami........ I keel you......

Wolf3d, Quake, Tombraider, MDK, Doom, Rott....ah, all ran beautiful on a 486 33 w/32meg memory under dos. Then came win95, and life as we knew it ended.

Glad to hear she's home. Take care of her TSW. Ain't life grand sometimes?

Thanks Techno, I might go back to the old client. Xfire has requested uploads after every crash, so I just assumed it was part of the problem. In English, when you "assume" you make an "Ass" out of "U" and "Me".

Happy Birthday Trailer! Have a great day from the USA!

Mausi! Happy Birthday, have a great day & many, many, more to enjoy!

Happy Birthday Window. What do you figure, your mom & pop celebrated Halloween? Thanksgiving? And all they got was another mouth to feed. Happy Birthday Blago!

Been several times that xFire has announced issues w/cod4. I'm not enamored with the new xFire front end, but I'm really annoyed when it crashes my game in progress. Hate being a beta tester for anyone. If you don't see me on xFire, It's because I don't care for their new Gooie, and I hate giving up fps for an ad on application.

Damn Nummy, don't have anything special for you. Hope she'll do, don't mind the bugs & leftover jizz from the last part. Happy Birthday!!

Ohhh laddie. Spent the first forty of my years on this planet playing around. Spent the last ten married. Wouldn't trade the last ten for the first forty for nothin'! Congratulations and enjoy your best day. It can only get more wonderful from here. Hip Hip HooRay!!

No replies? Oh Johnny! Time t' pile em' on! @@Newf An English tourist asks a Newfoundlander: "Why do Scuba divers always fall Backwards off their boats?" To which the Newfoundlander Replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the Fuckin boat." A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night & sees a woman in the Shadows "Twenty dollars" she whispers Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them It is a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to me wife" the Newfoundlander answers sounding annoyed "Oh, I'm sorry, mate," says the cop ,"I didn't know" "Well, neidder did I, til yer shined that light in her face." -A newfie was having a hard time attracting women at the beach, so he decided to ask his friend the lifeguard for advice. "It's dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey're years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos--about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm telling ye, man.. .ye'll have all de babes ye wants!" The following weekend, the newfie hit the beach with his new Speedos and his fist-sized potato. Everybody he walked past immediately covered their faces and started gagging. The newfie went back to the lifeguard and said, "I did what ye said, but it's sitll not working." "Lard-Tunderin' Jeezus b'y!" said lifeguard, "the potato goes in the front!" and the list goes on.......... Newf must be drunk & passed out. He usually pipes up after one of these.

Mmmmmm, bet them cracklin's is tasty. You gourmets are soooo fussy. Little Zashilla habanero sauce & anything tastes great. Carbohydrates, Hydrocarbons....same thing.

I live in Illinois. Any weapons I have are locked in a safe. Guess they're in jail & harmless. It's the criminals that are free to roam around & create what mayhem they wish. BTW, if you suffer from a break-in, and firearms are stolen from you, YOU are responsible for any crimes committed with YOUR guns. Can't quite follow the legal logic of that, but I'm not on the legislature's payroll. Does this mean if my Telecaster & 60w amp are stolen, I'm responsible for somebody going deaf? What about beer, brandy, & bourbon? Do I need to carry dram shop insurance for thieves getting hammered & driving away in stolen cars? What if a thief steals my petty cash & hooks up with a prostitute? Am I responsible for the spread of AIDS or unwanted pregnancy?

Good a place as any for a Newfie joke... A drunk Newfie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie. "You have three wishes, choose them wisely." says the Genie. The Newfie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer, smashes it on some rocks and says, "I want a beer that will never run out." A bottle appears in front of the Newfie. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Newfie being very content starts walking away. "Where are you going," asks the Genie, "You still have two wishes left!" "Well," replies the Newfie, "Give me TWO more of these!"

So, you want to be duped Logan? Strange world you live in......but I knew that already.

Happy Birthday BoilerDon. Have a wonderful day.

Happy Birthday Hijack! Enjoy, & have many more!