While riding one day, a cowboy meets an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and begins a conversation.
"Hey nice dog you got there. Mind if i speak to him?"
"Dog no talk" replies the Indian
Unpreturbed the cowboy continues.
"Hey dog hows it going?" he querries.
"Doin alright," shrugs the dog, looking up.
The indian is shocked.
"How does your owner treat you?" the cowboy continues.
"Real good," replies the pooch. "he walks me every day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
The indians jaw dropps in disbelief.
"Mind if i talk to your horse?" asks the cowboy.
"Horse no talk." States the native American.
"We'll see." says the cowboy, "Hey horse how you doin?"
Horse replies, "Doin good" smiles the nag.
"And hows your owner treat you?"
"Great, he rides me regulalry, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
"GOOD! Say mind if i talk to your sheep?" asls the cowboy
"Sheep fucking liar" Snaps the Indian.