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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies. Whilst walking around the course the Englishman's wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground with her skirt over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress. "Well darling, " she explained "you give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd sacrifice, usually no one notices." With that the Englishman thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a tenner, go to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers. Two holes further on the Irishman's wife caught her foot on a mole hill, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground with her skirt over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers either! The Irishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her lack of nether garments. "Well darling," she explained "you give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd sacrifice, usually no one notices." With that the Irishman thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a fiver go to Woolworth's and get some knickers." Three holes further on the Scotsman's wife caught her foot on an exposed root, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground with her skirt over her head, revealing that she too wasn't wearing any knickers! The Scotsman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her inadequacy in the modesty department. "Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd sacrifice, usually no one notices." With that the Scotsman thrust his hand into his pocket and said "Here's a comb, at least you can tidy yourself up a bit!"

Bill comes to work speaking in a hoarse voice. Ralph asks him what happened to his voice. He relates that he was playing golf, and sliced his ball out of bounds and into a pasture. However, he thought he could find his ball and went to look for it. He saw a woman looking for her ball, too. As he passed a cow, he noticed that there was a golf ball stuck in the back end of the cow. He lifted up the cow's tail and called out, "Hey lady, does this look like yours?" That's when she hit him in the throat with a 3 iron.

Do not worry mate I can not run x-fire and cod 4 at the same time or I get the same issues lol

Hey mate it will be good to see you back in game

Damn really sorry to hear that mate

Thats cool nice find mate

Hey I just read this and thought of nitro... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/drunk-motorised-beer-cooler-driver-banned-100558891.html

Great to here from you and I wish it would be nice to see you in the servers again but damn I was just starting to hold my own again

Hi Darlin welcome to the home of the Idiots and great to see another Brit in here

Sweet cant wait

Hey happy birthday mate I hope its a good one full of wine women and BEER

Great find X-Ray thats bloody cool And on a side note......BudSr I love the pic of the officer with the gun Bloody wish the british police dealt with assholes that way

Hey I do not normally get involved in this sort of thing but I have played a lot with IronJ and Mickcarr just lately and have never seen or heard of any recruiting within our servers. If it has happened it is not while I have been playing they are both respectfull and never give any shit like other people but thats another story... Well thats my 2 cents on this subject. Baldie ( Rob )

BOILERDON at last mate great to see you backn

Hey congrats Dean all my best to you and your family

These Riots or should I say lootings and acts of destruction. Are not because of a man who got shot or because they have had there rights taken away or restricted. ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE SPOILT LITTLE ASSHOLES WHO HAVE NEVER KNOW DISCIPLINE. In this country the parents , schools , and even police are forced to treat these so called children with kid gloves, we are not allowed by law to smack our children or we face being branded bad parents and end up in court. Which is total bullshit A GOOD CLIP ROUND THE EAR OR KICK UP THE ASS NEVER DID ME ANY HARM. I was taught by my parents to respect other people and there property or face my fathers anger and even worse if it was my mother. My children would never dream of doing this because I would give them a bloody good hiding then hand them over to the police for the courts to deal with them as well. Our police shoould have gone in hard used tear gas, water cannons and plastic bullets and kicked their fucking asses into submission..... Just my 2 cents on this crap

Went Fishing with my lad today and had a blast so I thought I would share some of the pics.... All in it was agreat day I caught around 30 fish in total and Liam caught around twenty and managed to beat his personal best with a 15lb mirror carp

SHAMU that is so true mate nice one

They are brilliant vids mate nice one . Its just makes me sad that I could not make it from here in the UK but maybe next year

I do not not how it is in the US but here in the UK D-LINK is brilliant I use one with my 50Mb connection and it runs 2 PS3 and an X-BOX360 3 LAPTOPS WIRELESS and my gaming rig hardwired with no issues at all. And never waste your money on netgear they are crap in my oppinion.. I hope this helps Edit.. XRAY is also spot on with his choice

Personally I have heard his rants and crap towards other members and visitors and I would kick his ass straight away. He is an ASSHOLE that at the very least needs a major kick to sort himself out. We do not need this kind of crap in our servers. the game is for fun and having a laugh with friends and he drains the fun straight away

Cool I like it

Hey Happy Birthday mate hope you have a great one

Hi guy's sorry I deserted you in the Ftag1 server but had an emergency. My dog is having puppies her first litter lol so Its all hands on deck. I will post pics later when I get a chance

Nice find mate