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    simplemod got a reaction from dadda2 in Need Some New Ideas   
    Mercy has been put on a heart healthy diet now.
    We waitied two weeks for test result on her heart, and finally got them yesterday.
    As most of you know and understand, the way I cook, is not exactly heart friendly. I need some new ideas, stuff that includes chicken for the most part, cause "lean" beef, just aint got it.
    We have had beer braised chicken salad last night, and noodle salad tonight with the same beer braised chicken, and lots of vegetables. I have not put any salt on the chicken, only sage, oregano, parsley, basil, and black pepper, onion powder, and garlic powder.
    trying to stay away from anything with salt. bought a bunch of chicken tonight at the grocery store.
    not to make it sound bad, but , some of you old timers, and even the younger ones, I need some help with hearth healthy meals. keep in mind that I grill/smoke A LOT!! which I know can be better as far as the grill part goes, smoking tends to need fat.
    help an Idiot out, I gotta take  care of my baby.
     
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    simplemod reacted to little_old_man in Need Some New Ideas   
     
    My brother's doctor told him not to eat anything white and he lost 40 pounds over a year. No carbs from flour and rice cuts a ton of sugar out of your diet.  
     
    I have to draw the line at cheesecake. I will happily die young as long as I get my cheescake fix.
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    simplemod reacted to Joe Canadian in Need Some New Ideas   
    Simplemod, get your wife a raclette set, she knows what a raclette set is, just use low fat mozarella. Fondue is also a good idea, but only fondue chinoise. Make sure she stays away from cheese cake, sweets and any junk food. Take her out for sashimi, not sushi, stay away from rice of any kind. Get a dog, make sure she walks the dog at least twice a day.  MacDonalds, Burger Kind etc are a big no no.  Roasted or boiled potatoes, nothing deep fried.  BBQ everything and use very little or no oil if possible. Stay away from "powders", use fresh stuff: fresh garlic, fresh onions.  Get fresh fruit, if she's hungry make her eat fruit.  Open your fridge and chuck the sour cream, ice cream and whipped cream in the garbage. Good luck!
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    simplemod reacted to little_old_man in Need Some New Ideas   
    There are beef dishes you can make that are low fat and don't require any salt to taste good.  Naturally the best tasting cuts of beef have some fat, but if you use the right combination of marinades and seasonings, very lean beef can be tender and taste great.
     
    The leanest cuts of beef are top round, tenderloin and sirloin. The last two don't require a lot of marinade to make them tender but they're more expensive than the top round which is basically thick muscle and you need to do something to it to make it edible. If you marinade a piece of top round overnight in something like red wine vinegar or lime/lemon juice, it breaks down the muscle fibers and makes it pretty tender. Get a couple forks and poke holes all through the meat so the marinade can get all the way in. Throw some extra light olive oil in the marinade (or something like Wishbone italian salad dressing) and it makes the meat a lot more juicy after it's cooked. Seasonings can be just about anything you like (except salt). Salsa is great in marinade, onions, garlic, it's all good. And remember when you grill meat the browning from the grill gives meat a salty taste without the salt, although I'll bet most doctors would probably think that's as bad or worse than salt.  You can also make beef stew or vegetable beef soup with top round as long as you cube the meat and let it simmer for at least a couple hours.
     
    Good luck!
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    simplemod reacted to AyaqGuyaq in I Have Sinned,.. Got And Iphone 5   
    Joe, my 10-year old daughter (about 3 months ago) got 3 A's and 3 B's on her quarterly report card.  As a supervisor, I strongly believe in rewarding good performance, and as a father of a son and daughter, I especially believe in rewarding my children for extra chores and good grades.  I gave her $50 (U.S.) as a "bonus."  I told her that I would be happy to double her bonus when she got her next report card (read:  $100 for straight A's).  She said, "Dad, instead of money, can I get an IPhone 5 instead of money?"  I responded, "Geez, you don't ask for much, do you?"  I agreed to the challenge, part of me hoping she wouldn't do it, but part of me hoping she would.  She was pretty chipper 3 months later, when she ran up the stairs yelling, "Dad, I have my report card!!!"  That was on a Friday.  I saw her report card:  not only did she have straight A's, but she had O's for everything:  Effort, Achievement, Attitude, etc.  I was, of course, impressed and happy, but then, after realizing the promise, got quickly sullen.  Lol.  We went shopping for her IPhone 5 the next day.  I was offered an "insurance option," for only $6.50 per month, with the provider.  I asked, "What happens if she loses her phone?"  The response was, "Under the terms of the contract, you'll have to pay $650 (U.S.) for a replacement."  My response was, "We'll take the insurance."  What the heck, you only live once, and our goal (at least my goal) is to give our kids the kind of upbringing that we wish we had.  Heck, I grew up dirt-poor, and put myself through college, ultimately earning my MBA degree.  My wife is a teacher, long-in-the-tooth (JK), so she doesn't do too bad, either.  She had less-than-auspicious beginnings, also, and went to college on scholarships (which is where I met her.  That's a good place to meet your future spouse--in college, or other venues of higher learning.  It means you have goals for higher learning).  How many characters do I get in responding to posts?  I could go on, and on, and on . . . Ayaq
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    simplemod reacted to little_old_man in I Have Sinned,.. Got And Iphone 5   
     
    Holy shit are you brainwashed.
     
    The term "Smartphone" was coined in 1997 by Ericsson for their model GS 88, and 10 years before the Iphone was introduced.
     
    The Simon Personal Communicator came on the market in 1994. In addition to being a phone, it could send and receive faxes and check email with a touch screen.
     
    Every product Apple has ever marketed was invented by somebody else.  Jobs was a brilliant at integrating things for existing products, but never actually invented a single thing himself, including the original Macintosh computer that was invented and prototyped by his then partner Steve Wozniak. 
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    simplemod reacted to Blackbart in I Have Sinned,.. Got And Iphone 5   
     
    You should get the Estwing 20oz. hammer App...To use it you lay the phone on the floor then liberaly apply the hammer to it...LOL... :)
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    simplemod got a reaction from Dukoo in Dukoo In Hospital.   
    good luck
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    simplemod reacted to TheLastColdBeer in Xp Mbr Screwed   
    Danke & thanks! I have a slackware live cd laying around somewhere, I'll try that. I'm really afraid my data tables are fooked. So sad, had a lot of mp3 files from council meetings I hadn't backed up. My fault for not being diligent. Really didn't feel like crawling under the desk and fighting the dust bunnies......but it's about time.
    On a happier note, now I can reload cod2 w/all the stock .iwd's in place.
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    simplemod got a reaction from DEEJAYKEG in Microsoft Tells All Windows 7 Users To Uninstall Security Patch   
    thanks, i just went through uninstalling it on 3 machines, now just 3 more to go, lol
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    simplemod got a reaction from TheCheeseyCrusader in I Have Sinned,.. Got And Iphone 5   
    Hxtr would be proud of me, I stayed away from the iphone, and got the droid razr maxx hd last week, love it so far, got 4 full days out of the first charge.
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    simplemod reacted to DEEJAYKEG in I Have Sinned,.. Got And Iphone 5   
    Just ask Hxtr - he loves those Apple gadgets...
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    simplemod reacted to hackeklaus in Hack´s Mustang Updates   
    ***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***
     
    Today i got my Hackstang back into my new garage, its allready a bit more assembled than last time i updated the pictures.

    yes, thats my painter´s ass

    Back home...

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    simplemod reacted to window in I Guess It's Time   
    To become a post whore.   I made it to 1000 posts, and I join a few of you other Idiots.   Damm I feel like shit.
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    simplemod got a reaction from Autumnx in Happy Birthday Autumnx   
    Happy Birthday
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    simplemod got a reaction from hxtr in Happy Birthday Hxtr   
    Happy Birthday
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    simplemod reacted to hxtr in Finally Got My 1000Th Post.. Im Now A Whore.   
    Thanks for all the fun XI. I'm finally a whore!!!!!!
     
    and for my 1000th post I want to say.. watch out political forum..... hxtr is back!!!!
     
    Here is a picture of me posting my 1000th post. Im the one on the left bending over typing. Rugger is the one standing behind me with his pee pee stuck between my butt cheeks. 
     

    No.. these are my 2nd cousins. A bit premature but they are doing good. BTW.. boy on right.. girl on left. When born, together they weighed less than 5lbs. Fucking crazy small. 
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    simplemod got a reaction from Belted in Happy Birthday Belted   
    Happy Birthday
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    simplemod reacted to Blackbart in What Do You Do On A Rainy Day   
    Hang out with another Idiot...
     

     
    Paperman (Paul) is visiting with me and the wife (he's on the right)...
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    simplemod got a reaction from LordOfChaos in One More Post Whore!   
    Congrats
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    simplemod reacted to BurnnBright in Happy Easter Idiots!   
    Happy Resurrection Day to all!!!  I hope everyone has a blessed day!
     
     
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    simplemod reacted to hackeklaus in Hack´s Mustang Updates   
    WoooHooo!
     
    After lots of trouble with my first painter, myself being in the hospital and finding a new painter (ditnt know it could be that hard)
    I finally got my 69' Mustang Grandé painted!!!! It only took us like one year or so....
    Next things are, completing the paintjob(hood, trunk and some small parts) after that I bring it to a saddler who is going to put the Vinylroof back on top of it.
    After that i will bring it back into my new bigger garage and will complete it.
    So i hope in one month i can start the reassembling.
    Here are some pictures.
    Color looks amazing in real, its really intense and it is the original mixture like they where painted back in the 69ers.
    I LOVE IT!!!!
     



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    simplemod got a reaction from BigPapaDean in Possible Name Change!   
     
     
    It should be fairly simple to change it in game. Make a backup of your .cfg file, open it with notepad, hold Ctrl key and press F key. type in part of your name and press enter. it should find your name in all the jumble. change your name, leaving all other characters before it and after it unchanged, be sure not add any extra spaces in the code. save the file back to same place it came from. when you open your game, you will still your old names on the load profile menu, but in game it will appear as you changed it and you won't have to start over on your earnings. this is how I did mine when I got my >XI< member tags
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    simplemod reacted to HarryWeezer in Ode To The Late Big Mean Dean   
    His name was Mean Dean, the slicing machine,
    And he loved to make full-grown men cry.
    He'd stick 'em and stab 'em and cut off their balls,
    And boast what a bad ass am I.

    He had quite a rep and you always could tell,
    When bad-ass Mean Dean was around.
    They'd cuss him and bitch about losing their nuts,
    And complain to the admin they found.

    But the day finally came when Mean Dean got put down,
    But not by some meaner old fart.
    No, a sweet little girl with a smile and a kiss,
    Finally melted Mean Dean's crusty heart.

    Those days are behind me Mean Dean had to say,
    so loud that all clansmen could hear.
    I will never again be referred to as mean,
    I'm now Poppa Dean, have no fear.
    For now I'll be kind when I sharpen my blade,
    And finish it off with a lick.
    I'm no longer mean, I'm now Poppa Dean,
    And I'll smile as I slice off your prick.
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    simplemod reacted to HarryWeezer in Possible Name Change!   
    Thanks Simple. With that out of the way, think I'll also do a change.
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