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JohnnyDos

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  1. A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, But half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won.
  2. Don't know what to tell you Dean,I was getting the same thing as you when playing together this morning.I reset the servers between 4am & 4:30 am EST this morning for new map rotations.The thing is I don't get it all the time,but I did notice it today.FRUSTRATING.Oh and I only got one CI.
  3. SOB I know what you are saying,but I feel the goalies have to guess which way to go to make the save which makes it like a coin flip.That fucking net is huge.Maybe play 10min. overtime periods with 1 less player per side.But you know more about the game than most North Americans than the rest of the football(soccer) playing world.But it is picking up over here at least in Canada.Even my grandson and grand daughter play it now.
  4. Chileno they had it won, that last shot that hit the top of the crossbar.Your country played well.Another thing this is like playoffs,they shouldn't decide games by a shoot out.Do it like the NHL more overtime periods not just one.Maybe in regular season play but not in the playoffs.
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R4v-3grDf8 Bob Dylan Like a Rolling Stone lyrics sell for $2M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s5DnoEHAGI
  6. I owned 2 razer mice.Both were to small for my hands.Ratt 7 now, adjustable and it's 3years old.
  7. I have one of those ha ha.64 next month 40 years married.
  8. LOL.Cause I was saying that to that player wjth that name in BF4.
  9. Looking sweet fowllanguage.I suppose this will be the site to download them from.?
  10. Deemer you won't see it happening.The last few COD games I bought all had DLC's,Ghost,Black Ops,Titan Fall.The only one that I can think of that has map tools is RedOrchestra.Almost like buying a car and waiting for a mod to come out to make your own gas.LOL.They all want money.Before COD games you got mod and map making tools.Those days are gone.
  11. 10 maps LaBob. http://mappersunited.com/index.php?/topic/5327-download-links/#entry38006
  12. So what a lot of us like it.The game works fine for me and a lot of others.I kind of get tired of playing 8 year old games.You want them to give you mod and map tools and get the game for free?I'm looking at all of our servers now and I see only 12 people and they are playing COD4 MW2FT and 1 on the COD 4 Ace and there are 35 players on 1 BF4 server and it's 6 am EST.So I'd say BF4 is hopin'.It's not as bad as some of you think and I can't wait till the next 2 DLC map pack come out.I'd say for most of you it's money and the type of machine you have.That's about it.
  13. We tried it again for a few weeks.I guess it's gone now.Me and SOB played on it a bit but no one showed up.A lot of us play BF4 Premium.
  14. A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police." Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn
  15. Games alright now/Played a few maps with Olive,everything went smooth.Maps look good and colourful.You guys should check it out.It has different gameplay styles.Runs slower than our DM server but very playable.
  16. Just timed out for me. 12:30 pm EST.RCON PW doesen't seem to work in HLSW either.
  17. Not if you're this tree.
  18. When I played Action Quake a Quake 2 mod,they had knives that you could throw right accross the map.When you got hit and it wasn't in a vital area,you had to bandage up quickly or bleed out in about 10sec.A lot of fun.Good luck Mot.
  19. TEMPO Like Popeye said " I yam what I yam" and sometimes I could've checked two boxes for answers.
  20. You should like it PWR.On June 1st it was my 11th year of retirerment.I left at 51.But still you made it,now what I do is I check the obits daily to kind of figure how much time I have left on this earth.I see a lot of young ones dying.
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