JohnnyDos

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Happy Birthday X-Ray.

Welcome & Congratulations.

What an ending.Excellent.

I saw an invite to play Classic Rush and Conquest maps at first,next time I went in and that message was gone.

Nice way to try them on,now what do they do with the ones they tested LOL?

That was one fucked up story.

A drunk from Crinkle Cove, Newfoundland walks out of a bar with a key in his hand.... he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the Newfie replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the Newfie replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's willy hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch - and without missing a beat - blurts out..... "Holy shit! Me girlfriend's gone, too!!

THEN GET RID OF THE VOTE BOX. PROBLEM SOLVED.Why have it to cause problems like this?

Actually you should be the "Man Of The Month" and you do the sucking up.That's what Frenchi told me to say.LOL CONGRATS SOB

Well why can't you's vote then?What's the big deal.Must be hard to click? I know you do a lot of work on here,so then remove the vote box.Out of sight out of mind.Done.

SOB our votes would jump up in blocks also if we voted,but as you see from some of the post in here we have non - dedicated members who call themselves >XI<,but if they don't vote they are not loyal for me and also very lazy and really don't give 2 shits about our clan.We used to be No.1 when we 1st started voting SOB.

LOC this song came out in 1963 ,the 1st solo single from British singer Dusty Springfield.But that's a nice version you posted.

I thought you guys might like these.I was assuming by your Game Names on the servers.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10452327/Pubic-hair-is-back-ladies.-The-men-dont-care-and-the-women-cant-be-bothered.html The last line in the story says:So you see – while we were fetishising our flaps and fearing the fro below, men were happy with a Bobby Ball style bush all along. Looks like the mega-bush is here to stay. Stay safe ladies and stay warm.

Why did the 6 hate the 7? Because 7 8 9. ha ha ha

Pretty wicked I'd have to say.

You will like the 27" size for sure.TSW.That's the size of my monitor(Viewsonic) with HDMI.I don't play any better though but things sure do look great.Enjoy!

I'm like SOB,everything fine over here also.

I may not be a GREAT cook, but I can follow directions. It said: LET THE BIRD CHILL IN THE SINK FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS

WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced theSchitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A.

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experiencewith my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since It was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before. I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!

I like that version of Parchman Farm SOB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tapfbMD4nyM&list=PL0BB2A227C2C7D4EE