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JohnnyDos

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  1. Sheepdog45 if someone brings me a special treat,look the other way.I think you know what I mean.Hope to see you I'm telling you guys it's a good time had by all.Nick The Grip depending on what day you leave, me and Tenneal will be on that same route.Merlin not sure where you live in S.Ontario but it might be better for you to cross at Sarnia to Port Huron MI. instead of driving down to Windsor and crossing to Detroit MI. OH and don't forget your passport.Hope to meet you.
  2. Got a good laugh out of that one.Thanks lonegunner.
  3. I talked to cpt yesterday and he said he would be there no matter what so I'm sure you guys are coming @@JohnnyDos @@Cpt.TennealXI Hey I like this Rugger,he is surprising me ,cause he said he might be going to Florida(Disneyland) I'm excited man,can't wait and for those of you who think it's far me and Tenneal did about 1,600 miles there and back last year.Hemps we have to go to the cassinos cause we are loud by the end of the night(Fuckin' Bob Barker),plus me,PingLo and Rugger gotta clean up at the BlackJack table this year. man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_pSCCzuU4Y
  4. I'm just waiting on Tenneal.He might have to see what kind of time he can book off.I'm crossing my fingers.
  5. Doesn't seem to take very long to mess up thier appearance.Bad shit man.NASTY.I'll keep my weed.at least I can smile a lot.But some of those people are beyond repair.How sad to see some of those young people get on to that stuff.
  6. After serious & cautious consideration... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2013! It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to screw it up!!! My Wish for You in 2013 May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy May the problems you had, forget your home address! In simple words ............ May 2013 be the best year of your life!! Happy New Year!!
  7. > I wish I could take the credit for composing this message, but I didn't and have no idea who did. However, I agree with the words so I'm passing it on...... > > > > Where did the year go? Suddenly it is December .......again - and we realize that with giant strides we started in January and within a blink of an eye, 2012 is on its back! > > A big "Thank You" to each and everyone of you, for the impact you had on my life this year. Especially for all the e-mails I received.......without you, I'm sure that 2012 would have been extremely boring. > > > May 2013 mark the beginning of a Tidal Wave of Love, Happiness and Bright Futures. > > And to those who need someone special, may you find that true love. > > To those who need money, may your finances overflow. > > To those who need caring, may you find a good heart. > > To those who need friends, I am still here for you. > > > Thanks for being my friend! > > > > ALL THE BEST IN 2013
  8. GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS, GRANDCHILDREN!) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was 'DON'T! ' 'Don't what ?' Adam replied. 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' God said. 'Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve.we have forbidden fruit! ' ' No Way ! ' 'Yes way! ' 'Do NOT eat the fruit! ' said God. 'Why? ' 'Because I am your Father and I said so ! ' God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked ! 'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? ' God asked. 'Uh huh,' Adam replied. 'Then why did you? ' said the Father. 'I don't know,' said Eve. 'She started it! ' Adam said. 'Did not ! ' 'Did too! ' 'DID NOT! ' Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you ? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT ! 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids.. They will choose your nursing home one day! AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: 'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN' AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!
  9. I don't want to be a target practice target holder.You know "oops I missed,sorry"
  10. There should be a medal of some sort awarded to Gorilla for his efforts on trying to meet >XI< members when he is on the road with his job,nice going Gorilla.Nice pic of you 3 also.BTW you have a pretty wife Bama.
  11. not necessarily guys! Think outside the box about the possibilities! I mean all you need to do is get closer to your screen and let it go. My knifing tactics would be enhanced drastically by this. I just need to figure it out then watch out and cover you nutz! Lmfoa! I can see that comming from you BMD cause your mice are always dying on you LOL.
  12. Who in the fuck do you think you are.Then all the rest of us not from the US should say what to you.Imature punk.What now you're gonna tell me you're joking asshole mother fucker.The guy was just trying to introduce himself.What HXTR said why Yankee if your from Quebec?
  13. Within 1/2 hr my shoulder will fall off.How the hell are you supposed to hold your arm up that long.What happens if you got an itchy ass for eg?LOL or have to pick your nose?But it does look cool.
  14. it does smell Dos... like popcorn. Where can a guy of interest get this paraphernalia? BMD it tells you right on the pic Toronto Vaporizer
  15. Thanks,Cheese I thought so but wasn't sure.
  16. Quite an impressive fireworks display UK.Ricko is that wheel what they call the "London Eye" ?
  17. Dj her bike sounds like a Harley,but it's not.I've seen it at our 1st >XI< Fest.It is a nice bike.
  18. Some tweaks to help you play.I used the 1 to toggle Iron sights. http://segmentnext.com/2012/12/08/far-cry-3-tweaks-guide-graphics-and-performance/
  19. No need to say sorry,happens all the time in here,the posts get buried so fast.
  20. Good old fashion Newfie Jokes.I can't help it Newf ,I know you can take it: 1. Log on - Make the wood stove hotter 2. Log off - Don't add no more wood 3. Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove 4. Download - Getting the firewood off the truck 5. Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood 6. Ram - The thing that splits the firewood 7. Hard Drive - Getting home in the winter 8. Prompt - What the mail ain't in the winter 9. Window - What to shut when it's cold outside 10. Screen - What to shut in black fly season 11. Byte - What the black flies do 12. Bit - What the black flies did 13. Mega Byte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season 14. Chip - Munchies for TV 15. Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you eat the chips 16. Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway 17. Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife 18. Lap top - Where the beer spills when you pass out 19. Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at McDonalds 20. Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery 21. Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerios box 22. Main frame - What holds the house up, hopefully 23. Enter - The only way to win those magazine ad sweepstakes 24. Web - What a spider makes 25. Web site - High corners of the ceiling 26. Cursor - Someone who swears 27. Search Engine - What you do when the car dies 28. Screen Saver - repair kit for the torn window screen 29. Home Page - map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get lost in the woods 30. Upgrade - Steep hill 31. Server - waitress 32. Mail Server - male waitress, damn few in Newfoundland 33. MS DOS - Some new disease they discovered 34. Sound Card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it 35. User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff 36. Browser - A problem moose in the Garden or Blueberry Patch 37. Network - Mending holes in the gillnet 38. Internet - Complicated fish net repair method 39. Netscape - What haddock do when you don't do your network 40. Online - good sign there'll be clean clothes this week 41. Off line - the clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground--better luck next week
  21. Yes it did scare the old folks at the nursing home my mom was in.Too funny.But then look at that stupid face of mine LOL
  22. I posted this a few days ago.It is nice.Seen my house and neighbours perfectly.Did these google cams go around recently cause I'm seeing my newer vehicle in the driveway?
  23. Funny stuff except for the person that is getting hurt,they probably know they are on video and probably pretend they are not getting hurt,thanks to all those idiots creating this humour for us LOL.Nice TecHnOBoy.
  24. BMD as long as you don't die on us.We can wait till you get your new baby.I'd go for a 24" if possible.
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