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http://namorofake.com.br/
"The number one best thing about love is - as Facebook-ers know - the freedom it bestows on rational people to post PDAs and sweet-nothings all over their significant other's timeline. But if you're alone come Valentines day and desperate for that special joy, fear not. For just $40 a Brazilian site is offering to create fake Facebook girlfriends for single men, and for that price these "ladies" will drop a giga-ton of love all over customers' profiles.
The service, provided by NamoroFake.com.br, includes comments and relationship statuses to cover 30 days of whirlwind romance. It advertises the benefits as twofold: "impress your friends" and "gain confidence with women".
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