Joe Canadian

Google, you beeeeeeech, I knew it was you who killed the freaking Donkey, turn yourself in lol http://techcrunch.com/2013/01/16/google-not-involved-in-donkeys-murder-says-company-and-no-its-not-april-fools-this-happened/ "The donkey lives! Apparently, Google did not kill a donkey with its Street View car in Romania, after all. Donkeycide would totally go against Google’s whole “do no evil” credo, the company said. Okay, just kidding. But Google did take the time out of its busy schedule to respond to the accusations of donkey hit-and-run on the official Google Maps blog this morning, in a post hilariously titled “Never ass-ume" Here's the evidence....

I wouldn't really care about pi, Aristotle or relativity if I had a cute chick in front of me in a bar..I would be more interested in putting my hand above her knee and in the law of gravity and conservation of momentum

There's no way I would use this product to get my hair? removed, are you people nuts? A hairy guy is supposed to be sexy, have you checked the ingredients? Ingredients Aqua Urea Romanian radioactive isotopes Hxtr's armpit extract Cetearyl Alcohol Potassium Thioglycolate Calcium Hydroxide Ceteareth-20 PPG-15 Stearyl Ether Magnesium Trisilicate Potassium Hydroxide Propylene Glycol Lithium Magnesium Sodium Silicate Butyrospermum Parkii Butter Prunus Dulcis Acrylates Copolymer Sodium Gluconate BHT Hydrated Silica Parfum Citronellol Hexyl Cinnamal Linalool Uranium Butylphenyl Methylpropional Alpha Methyl Ionone CI 77891

Darwin and HTXR..interesting couple, both Darwin and hxtr liked (and likes) porn, the difference is that Darwin found big turtles sexier than women... do you like turtles hx? lol

LOL, I didn't know Spanky had a beard

Mariana, you b***, what happened to freedom of speech?

Very nice post Shamu. I have worked all my life and never had time for video games or other things when I was a kid. We had the black and white TV that took forever to "warm up", and eventually managed to get an 'ATARI", but times were really different. It's pretty hard to compare being objective at the same time. Cheers

I agree, hxtr deserves a rubber ducky medal for being the most valuable idiot, category entertainment . Send that video to the Food channel hx, you never know lol

Welcome to the forums "Hasears", it was a big surprise to find out that noears is married, lol, jk :-)

I agree, lying is one thing but lying under oath is called perjury or forswearing. I have always been a big fan of Armstrong as a sportsman and as a person who came back from Cancer. I was even on his side when he denied doping allegations and fought everyone who dared calling him a cheater. Looks like one of his sponsors interviewed him in 1998, and he denied, under oath that he was cheating and that he would ever cheat. Not sure whether it was the US Postal Service or not...

Lance Armstrong finally admitted he was on the juice when he won 7 Tour de France titles. One of his sponsors was the US Postal Service. Would you send his ass to jail?

LOL, great recipe hxtr, I love your cooking show, wtf is a "slightly modified pinto bean"? haha, cheers !! BTW, FU Google

Spanky is right. I have a similar problem, I don't even "exist" in the nade counts, and thats basically all I do when play: nade everyone, including myself ...I am very good at dying as well.. ;-)

Burnt BBQ chicken wings?

Lol, bad idea, what happens if they steal Hxtrs rubber ducky?

Luongo is on his way Merlin haha, we don't need him here anymore. Kinda funny how many recycled Canucks end up in Toronto: Burke, Nonis....etc etc

Hey beers, good job! question...when's the next tourny?

Both chicks are members of the hxtr nation

Hope u have a great day

Love that server, my ping went down to 69 compared to 130-145 I usually get I play cod4 ace, thanks Rugger

I don't know whats going on, just wanted to say that I have played with Hellboy several times and he happens to be one of the nicest crazy Germans (I say that with respect and affection) that I usually play against. I really doubt he's using a hack, and if he is , it must be a bad one because I get to nade and knife him a lot. I hope its a misunderstanding but the adms wlll have the final word on this Cheers Joe

And what would you call this country? hxstonia?

Good work guys!

Don't mess with hxtr or you will face his tactical defense system lol, btw, no offense intended, we all love you hx, u know that

fu@@hxtr.com new porn site run by Google, password is FU Dean lol