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A penguin was driving through Vegas when suddenly his car stopped working so he had it towed to the nearest mechanic. When he got there the mechanic told him it could take an hour or two to find out what is wrong with his car. The penguin was getting hot so he asked the mechanic where he could cool down. The mechanic reply "there is an ice cream parlor a few blocks up the street" so the penguin thanked him and waddled up to the parlor. When he got there he ordered the biggest cup of vanilla ice cream they had. After awhile of enjoying his ice cream he started to head back to the mechanic. When he got back the mechanic said "Hey it looks like you blew a seal" then the penguin shouted "No no! It's just vanilla ice cream!" A penguin walks into a pharmacy and asks to buy a condom. The pharmacist asks, "should I put that on your bill"? The penguin says, "I'm not that kind of penguin". A man stumbles into a bar. The bartender asks the man what's wrong. The man simply asks "How tall is a penguin?" The bartender thinks for a minute, and says "About four feet." The man buries his head in his hands and says "Shit, I just ran over a nun". A penguin walks into a pharmacy and asks to buy a condom. The pharmacist asks, "should I put that on your bill"? The penguin says, "I'm not that kind of penguin". One day a Cop pulls a van over and when he walks up to the window he sees ten penguins in the back. The cop asks the man "are those your penguins?" The man Says "yes, they are my pets." The cop replies to the man "You need to take them to the zoo right now." So the man agrees and drives off. The next day the cop pulls over the same van and he walks up to the window and sees the ten pengins all wearing sunglasses. The cop says to the man "I thought i told you to take those penguins to the zoo." The man says "I did, today we are going to the beach!"

Finally - your looks are improving!!!

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Welcome to the Forums - enjoy

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Nice pics - but could use more pics of the Rye

Sensei? Sensei?? Sensei who???

They're not smart enough to be morons

It's a day later and I'm still laughing at this joke - sent it to many people - damn - funny!!!

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LMAO - thanks

Funny - that's not what she said

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Careful @ANGU5 I saw the future and it is SCARY

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Welcome to the Servers - enjoy

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WELCOME to the >IDIOT< house

WELCOME to the >IDIOT< house

Have a GREAT birthday Beers!!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

He was - it is