TBB

Sorry @RobMc - the only hugs and kisses I accept are from @Icequeen

Sorry @RobMc - the only hugs and kisses I accept are from @Icequeen

You are the alien - your selfie - shown below - that you sent to   @BUDMAN    proves it!!!
 
                                             
 
 
 
 
 
 

PART 4
1/. The main object is to score a 'goal', many games reach a climax without any goals after two hours (normal plus extra time)
2/. This is mainly because the average thick football player does not realise this, a 'goal' is when you beat the goalkeeper and the ball hits the back of the net.
3/. New observers will see a team get the ball in their half, pass it right up the field to within yards of the opponents goal, then pass it all the way back to start again.
4/. If by accident some overpaid egotist of a player actually scores then the other members of his team kiss and hug him. This game might be highly suitable for @jointz and @TBB, who as we know need a hug now and again.
5/.Buy a book and spend a few hours in the sun familiarising yourself with the offside rule
6/. If watching on tv and there's a foul it's not like your football, you can't take the family out for a meal until it restarts, remember we have a magic sponge.

And you're describing one of your dates why???   

Hey now I see the USA are hosting the real game of football, as played by 99% of the world, not your impostor football (sorry Dot), you might even enjoy it (I don't). So Rob will give you a few pointers :-
1/. It's played over two 45 minute sides with a 15 minute break, extra time is awarded for delays, it is not played over 5 hours with multiple stoppages which you're used to.
2/. No one wears armour and only the goalkeeper handles the ball
3/. Heres the bitch, no time for bbq's
4/. You will observe players writhing in agony on the ground, sobbing and crying, don't worry this is normal
5/. Nowadays it is hard to distinguish players as they're all covered in tattoos and look similar
6/. Get someone else to explain the offside rule
7/. Stick to what you know, sports designed for people over 6' 6" and 500 lbs
 
Any questions ask Monkie, he's the expert

I'm jealous of that long tongue ..........................

You are the alien - your selfie - shown below - that you sent to   @BUDMAN    proves it!!!
 
                                             
 
 
 
 
 
 

I'm jealous of that long tongue ..........................

You are the alien - your selfie - shown below - that you sent to   @BUDMAN    proves it!!!
 
                                             
 
 
 
 
 
 

I'm jealous of that long tongue ..........................

I only do that after a shower, you're just jealous

You are the alien - your selfie - shown below - that you sent to   @BUDMAN    proves it!!!
 
                                             
 
 
 
 
 
 

You are the alien - your selfie - shown below - that you sent to   @BUDMAN    proves it!!!
 
                                             
 
 
 
 
 
 

A long time ago I put a post about how many Idiots believed in UFO's and aliens, and if anyone had any experiences. We learned Frenchi had been extensively probed and a few of you had experiences of UFO's, UAP's as they are now known.
Following the recent USA releases of unexplained phenomena, has anyone altered their opinions or do you think it is more likely we are being watched?
In the interests of science I have just invested £8 in a new pair of binoculars from a car boot sale. Tonight I'm going to observe the 18 year old blond student opposite my house as she prepares for bed in case she is probed or visited by little grey men. I see this as a new interest and contribution to the scientific community, at least that's what I'll tell the police.
Wish Rob luck

I got this Vicious Little Attack Dog. Maggie 4 years old 1/2 Pug 1/2 Jack Russell terrier JUG. 100% rotten to the core and she seems to have Unlimited energy. lol 
She was Supposed to be moms dog, but we kinda bonded rite away. Wub her so much. She's such a little sweetheart.
She's super smart. I taught her all sorts of tricks and stuff. So far she knows Sit, Stay, shake paw, roll over, Bang play dead, fetch, Spin, Stay Down, out? Cookie? Bone? I gota watch saying Cookie or Bone around her because she knows exactly what they are and starts Begging and doing this cute little irresistible spin thing. She loves Three Dog bakery lick’n crunch cookies. She gets one a day if she is good.
She does occasionally get into stuff. They say that if you have a Pug that you have to Constantly Pug Proof your house. She's really not that bad though. 
 

Hey @BUDMAN  - thought you didn't like COORS LIGHT????       

Adalya?  Adalya??   Adalya who???   

I've posted in the past our last dog, Rosie, a Westie, Shit-zu mix. She was a great dog that, at 12 years old got diabetes and went blind. Had to give her insulin twice a day and made it to 16 years old. She knew the house layout and got around okay and we still walked every day, when she could run and knew I wouldn't let her hit a mailbox or anything. After she passed, I didn't want another dog for a while, since I was also caring for my wife. But Wifey insisted on getting a lap buddy, since she was confined to the chair. Wife passed a year ago, but Ozzy, the new guy we got in 2023 has actually been a great find. We adopted him from a local Adopt-a-Center and is not only the lapdog she wanted, but also a good dog. We walk daily, as he is a Jack Russel, Chihuahua mix, so has a LOT of energy. His only issue is "little man syndrome". Want to attached only big dogs - a little nuts. Anyway, I call him "needy boy", since he must be with me at all times. Favorite place is between my hip and the arm of the chair. And he'll go ON the water, but not in it! But, we're working on that!

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I let you guess is the pet the fish or @Ruggerxi ???  

NICE!!! I'll break it in for you!!!  

Yes you are!!!!!

Strait from China, but they look pretty fucking sweet!