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TBB got a reaction from major-mark63 in Especially for TBB
Bloody Limey - you gave away my secret - hope no one else sees it. If my supply of babes shuts down you're toast!!
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TBB reacted to RobMc in Especially for TBB
An 80 year old man walks into a jewellers with a gorgeous 25 year old very fit tall blonde and asks for a special ring.
Jeweller says 'here's one for £5000 Sir'. Old man says NO I want a very special ring.
So the Jeweller pulls out a large diamond with sapphires & rubys, this ones £65,000 sir. Old man says that's the one. I'll write a cheque & when it clears on Monday we'll come & fetch it.
On Monday jeweller phones the old man & says 'Sir there's no money in that account'
Old man say I know, but can you imagine the weekend I've just had !!!!
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TBB reacted to major-mark63 in First Impressions. Hello All!
welcome among us !!!
hangigng around with Idioits youll become one ...
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TBB reacted to RobMc in Another old one
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down
next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in
a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your
beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
face. "Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he
finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a
flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!
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TBB reacted to major-mark63 in Lets see your tree
LOL i understand , got three cats at home no more big Xmas tree , impossible for the decoration to stay in branches LOL
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