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There once was a guy named StormCrow
Out his mouth the limericks would flow
He spoke of four xi guys
Not a single word of it lies
So they then turned him into their hoe

 

 

There once was a guy named Thumper

Who thought he was about to hump her

It turned out it was the dick

They all call Funstick

And Pink still has a bushy fur

 

 

This is about my girl called Kill

She gave me such a thrill

No word can even compare

As i pulled down her underwear

And when she sees this post

I will surley be a ghost

 

 



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Killgore is such a creep

Our sex secrets he surely should keep

I'd say a bad word or flip him the bird

But dammit he knows where I sleep!



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PigDog

There was a babe named Malificent,

Whose breasts she wanted to supplement,

She then got them fixed

and Kilroy was transfixed

And my pants made a nice little tent!

LMAO!!!! Good one!

 

There was a man named PigDog

Balls so big he could snog...

One day they fell away

And now he has nothing to play.

Poor guy, now he's just a LapDog.

 

Love ya hon!!! :D



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(Dedicated to all my wonderful friends on the CoD5 servers...)

 

A grenade from my Springfield is best,
said Beers as he lectured the rest,
But the range is a puzzle as often the muzzle
Fires into the ground
What a mess!

UnChileno was sniping one day
As he sat on a stacked pile of hay
"Bastardo!", he cried,
 as he suddenly died...
The keg's knife had come into play!

Mazdarati was prone in the pass
Playing freezetag with a custom class
When Magnus did spot her,
 he aimed and shot her!
Oh my, what a pain in the neck...

Mikey Junior was up on a roof
He's a very adventurous youth!
Damit1 on the scene,
Emptied his magazine
Now young Mikey's in bits - how uncouth!

TSW Eight Point Five
Could 've made Nine if he'd still been alive
But he pointed his gun
At a superior One
And there was no chance that he could survive!

AH1 is an asshole, they say
Having chosen that handle one day
But I cannot think
That fine gentleman would sink
To choosing his anus to play!

Wink



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DEEJAYKEG

(Dedicated to all my wonderful friends on the CoD5 servers...)

 

A grenade from my Springfield is best,

said Beers as he lectured the rest,

But the range is a puzzle as often the muzzle

Fires into the ground

What a mess!

 

UnChileno was sniping one day

As he sat on a stacked pile of hay

"Bastardo!", he cried,

 as he suddenly died...

The keg's knife had come into play!

 

Mazdarati was prone in the pass

Playing freezetag with a custom class

When Magnus did spot her,

 he aimed and shot her!

Oh my, what a pain in the neck...

 

Mikey Junior was up on a roof

He's a very adventurous youth!

Damit1 on the scene,

Emptied his magazine

Now young Mikey's in bits - how uncouth!

 

TSW Eight Point Five

Could 've made Nine if he'd still been alive

But he pointed his gun

At a superior One

And there was no chance that he could survive!

 

AH1 is an asshole, they say

Having chosen that handle one day

But I cannot think

That fine gentleman would sink

To choosing his anus to play!

 

 

Wink

 Give this man a medal...these are soooo great!



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Posted

in xi we have a lady called pink
some guys said her pussy do stink
maybe it's because she's not bold
and her twat is dirty and old
will that make thumpers 8 1/2 shrink? Undecided

 

Tongue out



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Posted
Zoe

in xi we have a lady called pink

some guys said her pussy do stink

maybe it's because she's not bold

and her twat is dirty and old

will that make thumpers 8 1/2 shrink? Undecided

 

Tongue out

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i love you zoe


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