DEEJAYKEG Posted December 5, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted December 5, 2010 Today was supposed to be a happy day - it's the day my wife catches me up and we are the same age! I booked a table at our favourite restaurant and we had a great lunch with other family members. Then, we accepted an invitation to vist the local pub, this evening, and everything went wrong... Our visit coincided with a "stand up" (comedy) night and you should have seen the jerk that had been booked... Well, his method was to pick on members of the audience for some kind of hook but he didn't seem capable of cracking any funnies after his public interrogations. He started on me and I ended up getting the biggest laugh of the night! He should have taken the hint and got on with his material but, no... Whom does he pick on but the birthday lady. She signals she doesn't want to play with single word answers to his increasingly annoying questions. Along the way, he infers that, as 13 year-olds we ripped each others' clothes off. By now, you should be getting a feeling perhaps that this guy is not only a moron but a fucking shit head who deserved throwing out of the place (ideally without one of the engraved windows being involved!). He was so fucking thick that he required her to say to him, "PISS OFF AND PICK ON SOMEONE ELSE!" but he didn't take the hint. Eventually, we'd had enough of this wanker and walked out. I've complained to the management and trust the guy won't work again. I'm just left with this feeling that I should have fucking decked him there and then... Fuck the criminal record! Man, am I disappointed with myself! Awards
Angel Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted December 6, 2010 Yea....I bet ur in the doghouse.. lol. I would be so mad at my man....lol.
Bushape Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted December 6, 2010 Hey DeeJay, Don't be so hard on yourself, your intentions were honorable. Any women should of seen that and she shouldn't have any grief, because it wasn't your fault. I can see her being angry but it shouldn't be directed at you. I hope that did the best you could and made the rest of her night enjoyable. Time will heal all wounds. And for some reason some bullshit has to come up once in awhile. Someday you two and sit and laugh about the asshole. I have been in similar situations, I think we all have in some degree. Hang in there man, I hope you don't need bail money. lol. Good luck. And tell her Happy Birthday from all of us Idiots. Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Author Posted December 6, 2010 Bushape Hey DeeJay, Don't be so hard on yourself, your intentions were honorable. Any women should of seen that and she shouldn't have any grief, because it wasn't your fault. I can see her being angry but it shouldn't be directed at you. I hope that did the best you could and made the rest of her night enjoyable. Time will heal all wounds. And for some reason some bullshit has to come up once in awhile. Someday you two and sit and laugh about the asshole. I have been in similar situations, I think we all have in some degree. Hang in there man, I hope you don't need bail money. lol. Good luck. And tell her Happy Birthday from all of us Idiots. Hey Bush', It ain't over yet by a long chalk, I promise you... I'm going back later, when I am sober, to speak to the people that hired this fucker. Far better than pursuing it tonight in anger and beer... Awards
Bushape Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted December 6, 2010 Good idea. I think of you as a dear friend, and I wouldn't want to se you in trouble. That is pretty level headed thinking there. I can't beleive Angel said that she would be mad at her man. How can anybody be mad at someone when it is out of your control. I forgot she is a women and that is a whole different way of thinking. lol. Glad to hear you got it together. It takes awhile to cool down. My wife gets mad at me when I won't drop the subject. Shit someone fucks with me or my family then I jump right in there. I push it enough to where nobody goes to far. This is a true story: I am disabled because of my lungs, I have emphysema and lung damage from 14 bouts with pneumonia. Well anyway I have to be on oxygen. I was crossing the enterance to the parking lot at the hospital and some guy around 30 starts cussing and yelling at me. I was pissed instantly and verbally ripped him a new asshole. And then he parked close to where I was walking and starts in again. I went over to him and called him every name in the book and he walked off. I wanted to fucking break out his windows, but I just took my toe and bent his license plate up. Well he seen me and calls the cops. He told ne to stay where I was and I said fuck you, you fucking pussy. I slowly started walking down the street. and my wife pulls up and picks me up and instantly I was surrounded with cops cars. 6 cars and about 10 cops total. They had there hand on their guns and two of them across the street kept a eye on me with their hands on their guns. I stood there bullshitting the older cops, but one young fucker had it out for me and treated me like I had robbed a bank or something. He finally said the other guy didn't want tp press charges and I was free to go. But the way he treated me was just bullshit. I could of taken the little fucker. I have a concealed weapons permit and I could of got at least 4 to 6 of them fuckers before they new what hit them. All of this time I am packing a backpack with an oxygen bottle in it. Fucking morons. There is no law for verbally harassing disabled people. I hope that little prick was proud of himself, both the cop and the asshole. If the asshole would of touched me I would have shot him. If I fear for my life, that is all it takes. Well here anyway. I was waiting to just fuck him up bad, without shooting him. An oxygen tank along side of the head could do some damage. Maybe he will show some respect next time. Damn long winded ain't I, Got your mind off of it for awhile. You are a great guy DJ, do what you can and let it blow over. I hope your wife wasn't to discouraged. Awards
Angel Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted December 6, 2010 Omg!! Seriously....the "lol" is there for a reason. It was meaning that he shouldnt beat himself up over it, I am sure his wife was understanding. U did the right thing, going to jail wouldnt do much good. But I would follow up with the people cause it was a lil uncalled for. Jeez people...pay attention to the "lol".
Bushape Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted December 6, 2010 I apologize Angel. I didn't see the LOL at first. Give a older guy with astigmatism a break. Half the time shit is blurry. Sorry, I was an ass. Awards
Bushape Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted December 6, 2010 I apologize Angel. I didn't see the LOL. Give a older guy with astigmatism a break. Part of the time my eye sight gets blurry and you miss words if you don't pay attention. Sucks getting old. But I can still see your fabulous avatar and sig. Sorry Awards
Angel Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted December 6, 2010 Its k...lol.
BigPapaDean Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1211 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6554 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 01:06 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 6, 2010 I am handicapped also from real bad case of arthritis. I have the handicapped parking permit and I get accused all the time of stealing it and parking with it from dumb ass people of all ages. Where has the respect gone with the overall public today. Now to be fair at the college I am attending now the general population there are primarily aliens and treat me very respectful. I really only feel uncomfortable with a very few peeps. Hey DeeJayask the dude that hired the stupid moron that did this if they do a dry run on what the fricking stupid asshole was going to do. If not then maybe for future info they just may want to do that so they are awatre of this potential and nip it in the bud before it happens with anybody else! Awards
PHUCKITMAN Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 23 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 193 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1850 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 1619 Achievement Points: 16391 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 08/06/1960 Device: Windows Posted December 6, 2010 I READ THIS BUMP LOL Awards
baldie Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3368 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2720 Achievement Points: 34260 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted December 6, 2010 DJ My hat goes off to you. You are a far better man than me I would have broke the guy's jaw. 2 Years ago me and my better half was in our local club. And while I was at the toilet this asshole decided to hit on my missus who politely turned him down only to recieve extreme verbal abuse, Now I came out of the toilet to her in tears and this guy pissing him self laughing with his mates. So I took my missus home and was bloody fuming. I then went straight back to the club and the asshole was in the toilet ...Lets just say by the time I had Finished 2 of the toilets were broken with his face and a sink by his buddie who decided to get involved.... Now the problem was For nearly 2 months I lived in fear of getting arrested but thankfully I got away with it. So like I say you are a better man than me NICE ONE AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR WIFE Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted December 6, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Author Posted December 6, 2010 Well, Baldie', 24 hours on and the blood has cooled down almost to normal. The misses says she's almost over the upset and she'll be OK. I complained to the owners of the place who'd booked this imbecile and got the brush off - they couldn't even apologise and suggested I take my complaint to the agency that places the acts in their premises! I thanked them and am voting with my wallet. I told them I thought it was bizarre that they surrendered control of the ambience of their pub to an outside company who could wreck their profit margins. So, we'll be using an alternative place in the future and there are at least a dozen within close walking distance where I can get a pint without my family and guests being harassed by a jerk. I'm pleased I passed this test. Things are going to be difficult enough in the future for us without me getting locked up! Awards
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