TedsofBeverlyHills Posted December 30, 2010 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 14 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted December 30, 2010 A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Deranged Posted December 30, 2010 Member ID: 295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1535 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8175 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted December 30, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushape Posted December 30, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted December 30, 2010 That is a fucking good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EXTRAKAMIKAZE QC Posted December 30, 2010 Member ID: 1455 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4166 Content Per Day: 0.82 Reputation: 1275 Achievement Points: 37577 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28, 2019 Birthday: 07/25/1976 Share Posted December 30, 2010 lolllllllllll ted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PnBear Posted December 30, 2010 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted December 30, 2010 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted December 30, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18222 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20275 Achievement Points: 133543 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 30, 2010 lmao twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted December 31, 2010 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 31, 2010 funny one. Its true though, I wouldn't touch her with yours!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted December 31, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted December 31, 2010 LMAO, good one Ted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PigDog Posted December 31, 2010 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3846 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1626 Achievement Points: 25628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 24 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted December 31, 2010 LOL...Ted, you are a man of few words (posts), so when I saw you posted this, I just had to take a look. Very funny stuff, my friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted December 31, 2010 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted December 31, 2010 Now that if Frakking Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
majorpain Posted December 31, 2010 Member ID: 697 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 50 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 332 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 05/21/1967 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Needed that Ted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ov3rKi11 Posted December 31, 2010 Member ID: 265 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 673 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 412 Achievement Points: 25064 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 8 Birthday: 05/22/1969 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 31, 2010 good one...LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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