Shamu Posted March 10, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Share Posted March 10, 2011 Bill Cosby: I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FORPRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' isimmediately BANNED!!!. English is theofficial language; speak it or wait outside of our borders untilyou can. (2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude inorder to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country.America will allow NO imports, and we'll do noexports. We will use the Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it comingin here. (4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the manyobservation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. (5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T getting nuttin out. Neither thePresident nor any other politician will be able to touch it. (6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, andpassing grades.(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positiveyou're banned from sports ... for life. (. Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'lifesentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the samemethod you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs toeat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel ofoil. (10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediatelycease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and,ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll askThe American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizencan make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause. (11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERYday at school and every day in CONGRESS. (12). The National Anthem will beplayed at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings,etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted March 10, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2011 #8 that is Code of Hammurabi "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth" from ancient Babylon Shamu.Yup that should work just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted March 10, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Your right Johnny...Hammurabi is know as the law giver...I like that platform and would like to see someone brave enough to use it in their campaign... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LeoSlye Posted March 10, 2011 Member ID: 323 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 174 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1020 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 06/09/1952 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I'll vote for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweatnbullets Posted March 11, 2011 Member ID: 213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 819 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 517 Achievement Points: 5645 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 06/06/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted March 11, 2011 I have always been a cosby fan, most comedians are too smart for Politcs, that is reserved for ego centric morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Shamu Posted March 11, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Author Share Posted March 11, 2011 Being from Philly I hear a lot about Cosby, in fact we graduated from the same high school. I admire his willingness to hold all people accountable for their own achievements in life and not relying on the courts or government to do it for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 11, 2011 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1079 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 393 Achievement Points: 6676 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted March 11, 2011 england could learn alot from that post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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