RIPZILLA Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 9 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 66 Topic Count: 245 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1239 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 1230 Achievement Points: 11498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2011 A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porchtogether, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?' Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'. Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'. A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?' Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Once again The little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'. Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'. A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies. Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?' The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'. The little boy replies, 'Then go fuck yourself'. Grandma made these for me'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
T-Mouse Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 10 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 35 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 6264 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2013 Birthday: 09/03/1993 Share Posted March 21, 2011 HAHAH great, put that old bastard in his place. lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted March 21, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3343 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2641 Achievement Points: 33808 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 04:13 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted March 21, 2011 LMAO nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
kswift420 Posted March 22, 2011 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Share Posted March 22, 2011 HA..HA..HA....ITS EVEN BETTER WHEN YOUR STONED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted March 22, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 516 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17116 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42123 Achievement Points: 148837 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 28 minutes ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted March 22, 2011 TO DAM FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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