WolfTiS Posted May 13, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted May 13, 2011 A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck's trainer came to him and said "don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this pretzel hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold. If he does, you're finished." The Redneck nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the Redneck and Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd. The trainer buried his face inhis hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Redneck collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded. When he got his wrestler alone, he asked "how did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before." The wrestler answered "well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could." So the trainer exclaimed "that's what finished him off?" "Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts." Awards
JohnnyDos Posted May 13, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 13, 2011 Like Always Another Fine Joke
Merlin007 Posted May 13, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8599 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76764 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2011 LOL. Good one Wolf. Awards
Hunter1948 Posted May 13, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted May 13, 2011 I liked that funny as hell. Awards
TBB Posted May 13, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21007 Content Per Day: 3.72 Reputation: 22793 Achievement Points: 150944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2011 Thanks for another lmao Awards
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