WolfTiS Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted May 26, 2011 While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole ? " he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Awards
EXTRAKAMIKAZE QC Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1455 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 4166 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 1275 Achievement Points: 37577 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28, 2019 Birthday: 07/25/1976 Posted May 26, 2011 hahaha nice lol Awards
Daretorparn Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1367 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 65 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 395 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 13, 2013 Birthday: 07/02/1993 Posted May 26, 2011 haha lol
BigPapaDean Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1213 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6561 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4442 Achievement Points: 63725 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 well i couuld never be a six foot ass hole i am only 5'6" but very funny anyway and i thjnk we've know a couple of those bastards! Awards
sabreeyes Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1642 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 72 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 900 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 241 Achievement Points: 6952 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3, 2016 Birthday: 07/30/1958 Posted May 26, 2011 lmao good one
bullwink Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 2407 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 1279 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 10:34 AM Birthday: 02/10/1963 Device: Android Posted May 26, 2011 funny, i ran into one of them a couple of months ago. Awards
Toothpick Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted May 26, 2011 lmao
Yop Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1719 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1982 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 518 Achievement Points: 12062 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29 Birthday: 04/03/1981 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2011 mouahahah nice ! ( O ) Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted May 26, 2011 lol haha, thats funny Awards
Hunter1948 Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted May 26, 2011 Another good one Wolf Awards
billyblade Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Posted May 26, 2011 caught me lookin..good un!! Awards
kswift420 Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Posted May 26, 2011 That's where they hide there cars!!!
USAPLISKEN Posted May 26, 2011 Member ID: 1634 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 26 Topic Count: 210 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1634 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 12427 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/03/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28, 2016 Birthday: 04/19/1949 Posted May 26, 2011 LMAO
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