3rdCdnInfty Posted June 23, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted June 23, 2011 You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company Your house still has the"WIDE LOAD" sign on the back NonAthleticSportCreatedAroundRednecks You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed. You may be a Redneck if ...You and your dog use the same tree. Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner. You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH." Your family tree has no forks A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado You use a NASCAR credit card. That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans. You have a close relative named "Cletus". You wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park. Last year you hid yer kids' Easter eggs under cow pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 24, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted June 25, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1073 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8433 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7290 Achievement Points: 74905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 25, 2011 LOL. I like the news clipping one. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 25, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted June 25, 2011 Merlin007 LOL. I like the news clipping one. LMAO yeah, I seen it and had to add it "P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TE_Jackal Posted June 25, 2011 Member ID: 372 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 70 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 482 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 09/13/1967 Share Posted June 25, 2011 G1s If your mom doesnt take the time to remove the marlboro from her mouth as she tells the Texas state trooper to go to hell....you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 26, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 TE_Jackal G1s If your mom doesnt take the time to remove the marlboro from her mouth as she tells the Texas state trooper to go to hell....you might be a redneck. lmao haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
unionjackk Posted June 26, 2011 Member ID: 2383 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 210 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 85 Achievement Points: 1562 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/10/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2012 Birthday: 01/25/1970 Share Posted June 26, 2011 If your furniture and bookcase are made out of stacks of empty beercans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 26, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Author Share Posted June 26, 2011 unionjackk If your furniture and bookcase are made out of stacks of empty beercans lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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