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You think the last words to  The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

 

You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.

 

You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company

 

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back

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You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

 

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You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

 

 


Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.

 

You may be a Redneck if ...You and your dog use the same tree.

 

Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

 

You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

 

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

 

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

 

You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

 

Your family tree has no forks

 

A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

 

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

 

You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado

 

You use a NASCAR credit card.

 

That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans.

 

You have a close relative named "Cletus".

 

You wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

 

Last year you hid yer kids' Easter eggs under cow pies.

 

 

 











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LOL.  I like the news clipping one.  LMAO

 yeah, I seen it and had to add it "P

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If your mom doesnt take the time to remove the marlboro from her mouth as she tells the Texas state trooper to go to hell....you might be a redneck.

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If your mom doesnt take the time to remove the marlboro from her mouth as she tells the Texas state trooper to go to hell....you might be a redneck.

 lmao haha :P

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If your furniture and bookcase are  made out of stacks of empty beercans

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If your furniture and bookcase are  made out of stacks of empty beercans

 lol :P

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