3rdCdnInfty Posted July 18, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted July 18, 2011 Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time." "If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times." Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 19, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1141 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8607 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 7575 Achievement Points: 76870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted July 19, 2011 Holy fuck 3rd. Where you find this shit. Too funny. LOL Awards
GixXxer Posted July 19, 2011 Member ID: 2568 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 64 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 390 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 02/18/1982 Posted July 19, 2011 HAHA, Imma tell my wife to do this, nice one 3rd.
TBB Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21431 Content Per Day: 3.78 Reputation: 23105 Achievement Points: 153481 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 420 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 27, 2011 lol Awards
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