greywolf2 Posted July 20, 2011 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Posted July 20, 2011 Lawyers should never ask a Mississipi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. Heapproached her and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know me?" She responded,"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr Williams. I've known you since you were aboy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, youcheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about thembehind their backs. You think your a big shot when you haven't thebrains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bitpaper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointedacross the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defenseattorney ?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since hewas a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinkingproblem. He cant build a normal relation ship with anyone, and his lawpractice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention hecheated on his wife three different women. One of them was your wife.Yes, I know him". The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
Bushape Posted July 20, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted July 20, 2011 That was good. Damn woman probably knew everything about everybody. lmao Don't you just love small towns. Awards
WolfTiS Posted July 20, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted July 20, 2011 LMAO...Good one Grey. Awards
hxtr Posted July 20, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 20, 2011 greywolf2 - When Grandma goes to court Lawyers should never ask a Mississipi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. Heapproached her and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know me?" She responded,"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr Williams. I've known you since you were aboy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, youcheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about thembehind their backs. You think your a big shot when you haven't thebrains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bitpaper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointedacross the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defenseattorney ?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since hewas a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinkingproblem. He cant build a normal relation ship with anyone, and his lawpractice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention hecheated on his wife three different women. One of them was your wife.Yes, I know him". The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair." hahahahahahahahahahhaha nice one grey.... wonder if she knows me?
TBB Posted July 20, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20472 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22504 Achievement Points: 147859 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 393 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 20, 2011 Good one Grey - thanks Awards
Merlin007 Posted July 20, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1127 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8583 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7548 Achievement Points: 76573 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 08:08 PM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted July 20, 2011 That was good Wolf. LOL Awards
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