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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

 

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

 

      Emma come first.

      Den I come.

      Den two asses come together.

      I come once-a-more! .

      Two asses, they come together again.

      I come again and pee twice.

      Then I come one lasta time.'

 

      The lady can't take this anymore,

      "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!"

      She retorted indignantly.

 

'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!
 

 

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell '  Mississippi '..

 

BET you're gonna read this again!

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Dats a gooda one...SmileSmile

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Let's see if any bleeding heart liberals object to a joke about Italians.

 

Probably not, they are not enough of a minority.

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WolfTiS - No Speakah De English

 

BET you're gonna read this again!

LOL, you won Laughing

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hope this dont offend any I talians....

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