HarryWeezer Posted November 9, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 9, 2011 Dear Technical Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Fishingweekend 10.3 and Bowlingbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me? Sincerely, Rugger Holyshit, Wisconsin ........................................ FROM: Technical Support TO: Rugger Sir: This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES and ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once it is installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system Look in your manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire system regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push apologize button, then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but is very high maintenance. Sincerely, Tech Support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted November 9, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3338 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2591 Achievement Points: 33689 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:48 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Android Share Posted November 9, 2011 LMAO so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LaRSin Posted November 9, 2011 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 9016 Content Per Day: 1.68 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 65867 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted November 9, 2011 I can see that ...lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted November 9, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1197 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6520 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63383 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 30 minutes ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 9, 2011 Dear Technical Support: I was a staunch user of the Wife 1.0 but after 28 years it decided on its own to launch its own Wife 1.0! My question is this, "How in the hell did you not design your program to defer such things from happening?" Yours truly Bigmeandean!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted November 10, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1073 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8434 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7291 Achievement Points: 74913 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Share Posted November 10, 2011 Good one Harry. LOL. I've upgraded to Wife 2.0 but because of the couple of applications (children) installed during operation of Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 can not be completely un-installed and as such, there are some occasional compatibility issues with Wife 2.0. However, I am much happier since the installation of Wife 2.0 and there will be a day when Wife 1.0 can be completely un-installed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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